Bong Joon Heaux
@hatingongodot.bsky.social
Jules / Korean-American / any pronouns (tme) / I like languages, comics, kinks, video games I'm too smart for and books I'm too dumb for / almost all Tumblr reposts / 18+ only.
As far as I can tell Stranger Things pissing off the yet-uncynical fanbase using queerbaiting is part of a long and storied cultural tradition. "Why would they set up all this only to end it like THAT, surely this has to be a mistake?" is the sound of a torch being passed on, imo
January 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
As far as I can tell Stranger Things pissing off the yet-uncynical fanbase using queerbaiting is part of a long and storied cultural tradition. "Why would they set up all this only to end it like THAT, surely this has to be a mistake?" is the sound of a torch being passed on, imo
I'm gonna fucking scream, all day my partner has been like "We have arugula! Do you want some arugula? I think I'll have some arugula. What's with you, do you not like arugula? How can you not like arugula?"
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I'm gonna fucking scream, all day my partner has been like "We have arugula! Do you want some arugula? I think I'll have some arugula. What's with you, do you not like arugula? How can you not like arugula?"
Saw a clip from The Music Man (1962) and was like "Oh my God! That's the dance from Family Guy Immaterial - SOPHIE" only to quickly do a series of backwards deductions and go "Ohhhh wait yeah"
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Saw a clip from The Music Man (1962) and was like "Oh my God! That's the dance from Family Guy Immaterial - SOPHIE" only to quickly do a series of backwards deductions and go "Ohhhh wait yeah"
Partner and I took a bus to the restaurant and it stopped in front of their office building. I was like, "Get up! It's time to work! It was all a dream, silly, it's January 2nd!" But unfortunately they BOLTED upright at "Get up it's time to work" and glared at me for 2 stops 😭😭😭
December 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Partner and I took a bus to the restaurant and it stopped in front of their office building. I was like, "Get up! It's time to work! It was all a dream, silly, it's January 2nd!" But unfortunately they BOLTED upright at "Get up it's time to work" and glared at me for 2 stops 😭😭😭
For some reason voice chat cuts off every time I say the word "pirate" (LIKE, 90% OF THE TIME??) so I keep having to say shit like "Oceanic rapscallion" and "Marine scoundrel" when talking about the pirate museum
December 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
For some reason voice chat cuts off every time I say the word "pirate" (LIKE, 90% OF THE TIME??) so I keep having to say shit like "Oceanic rapscallion" and "Marine scoundrel" when talking about the pirate museum
Aww fuck, did you guys hear about the Canadian guy who died at the airport? I heard it was Terminal, A
December 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Aww fuck, did you guys hear about the Canadian guy who died at the airport? I heard it was Terminal, A
My favorite brand of reactionary are the ones who try to make a Gotcha re: the treatment of minorities while also not caring about said minorities. "Don't you know they kill fags like you in Iraq" damn you make a good point, you really have shown your deep and abiding concern for your fellow man
December 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My favorite brand of reactionary are the ones who try to make a Gotcha re: the treatment of minorities while also not caring about said minorities. "Don't you know they kill fags like you in Iraq" damn you make a good point, you really have shown your deep and abiding concern for your fellow man
"Good gracious, ass is bodacious" is a really good line. That's lyricism. Poetry. More people should say "good gracious" when they see a bodacious ass
December 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"Good gracious, ass is bodacious" is a really good line. That's lyricism. Poetry. More people should say "good gracious" when they see a bodacious ass
Combining music, acting, dance, science, the whole gamut of visual arts, you would think the musical would be one of the pinnacles of human artistic endeavors, and yet!
December 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Combining music, acting, dance, science, the whole gamut of visual arts, you would think the musical would be one of the pinnacles of human artistic endeavors, and yet!
I'm watching my friend play Devil May Cry in lieu of our usual movie night. I always thought the depiction of him in fanworks was the usual exaggeration and then later memeification of said exaggeration of Dante's personality, and it is kind of jarring realizing that no he's actually like that
December 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I'm watching my friend play Devil May Cry in lieu of our usual movie night. I always thought the depiction of him in fanworks was the usual exaggeration and then later memeification of said exaggeration of Dante's personality, and it is kind of jarring realizing that no he's actually like that
HGHGGHGHHNNGGNG NO GUYS, I SWEAR, THIS TIME IF WE FOCUS ON CULTURAL PURITY AND REMOVING THE CONTEMPTIBLE WESTERN CULTURAL POLLUTANTS WE WON'T DESCEND INTO IN-FIGHTING AND FASCISM I SWEARRRR TRUST MEEE
December 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
HGHGGHGHHNNGGNG NO GUYS, I SWEAR, THIS TIME IF WE FOCUS ON CULTURAL PURITY AND REMOVING THE CONTEMPTIBLE WESTERN CULTURAL POLLUTANTS WE WON'T DESCEND INTO IN-FIGHTING AND FASCISM I SWEARRRR TRUST MEEE
It's not professional or even put-together as a response but "Holy fuck guys" is admittedly the funniest/worst way to begin addressing a backlash at your company
December 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It's not professional or even put-together as a response but "Holy fuck guys" is admittedly the funniest/worst way to begin addressing a backlash at your company
The president of the Culinary Institute of America being surnamed Bakker is so funny to me. Another point for nominative determination I fear
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The president of the Culinary Institute of America being surnamed Bakker is so funny to me. Another point for nominative determination I fear
I love learning new things. Being stupid and destroying my brain constantly with weed and shrooms and endless jacking off is so conducive to constantly learning new things due to total lack of retention ability.
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I love learning new things. Being stupid and destroying my brain constantly with weed and shrooms and endless jacking off is so conducive to constantly learning new things due to total lack of retention ability.
Saw someone talking about how due to Confucian values East Asian media is less concerned with revenge in plots and like, while I am willing to concede that there are, typically, broad broad broad narrative differences between The East And The West, I don't think this is true.
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Saw someone talking about how due to Confucian values East Asian media is less concerned with revenge in plots and like, while I am willing to concede that there are, typically, broad broad broad narrative differences between The East And The West, I don't think this is true.
I would be so annoying in the world of Silent Hill I'd constantly be like "Anybody think this hill's kinda... silent?" And every monster representing my complex relationship with my parents will try to kill me even harder
December 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I would be so annoying in the world of Silent Hill I'd constantly be like "Anybody think this hill's kinda... silent?" And every monster representing my complex relationship with my parents will try to kill me even harder
Finished Understanding Jim Crow: Using Racist Memorabilia to Teach Tolerance and Promote Social Justice by David Pilgrim. I have nothing to say except that this country shouldn't exist.
December 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Finished Understanding Jim Crow: Using Racist Memorabilia to Teach Tolerance and Promote Social Justice by David Pilgrim. I have nothing to say except that this country shouldn't exist.
I read Edgar Allan Poe's Annabel Lee when I was about 10 years old and my primary takeaway from the poem was "Wow Edgar Allan Poe fucked with Koreans"
December 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I read Edgar Allan Poe's Annabel Lee when I was about 10 years old and my primary takeaway from the poem was "Wow Edgar Allan Poe fucked with Koreans"
Suddenly started craving that blood sausage I had at my London layover. I only spent about 6 hours awake in the UK but damn if that breakfast didn't fuck.......... ough the clotted cream.... huuough
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Suddenly started craving that blood sausage I had at my London layover. I only spent about 6 hours awake in the UK but damn if that breakfast didn't fuck.......... ough the clotted cream.... huuough
Heh. Nothing PG about THIS Wodehouse 😏
December 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Heh. Nothing PG about THIS Wodehouse 😏
"Gang of Dragon World" is an awful name but I'm contractually obligated to support Ma Dong-seok in all his endeavors. I hope his character is textually ethnically Korean, though I will happily continue to delude myself even if it is made explicitly clear he is not
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"Gang of Dragon World" is an awful name but I'm contractually obligated to support Ma Dong-seok in all his endeavors. I hope his character is textually ethnically Korean, though I will happily continue to delude myself even if it is made explicitly clear he is not
Every member of Katseye is so beautiful. And their music is so indescribably bad.
December 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Every member of Katseye is so beautiful. And their music is so indescribably bad.
I love when people use their phone in the bathroom. Catch me in there forcing a shart if possible, flushing multiple times, groaning aloud like I'm dying from a bullet wound to the stomach. I'll be the villain if it means stopping you from continuing to do that
December 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I love when people use their phone in the bathroom. Catch me in there forcing a shart if possible, flushing multiple times, groaning aloud like I'm dying from a bullet wound to the stomach. I'll be the villain if it means stopping you from continuing to do that
I think along with Paypal and Klarna as payment options, sites should also allow you to connect your FanDuel/DraftKings/other sports betting account to make payments based on winnings (or in the case of losses, the full price + initial bet). I want this because I hate society and the world
December 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I think along with Paypal and Klarna as payment options, sites should also allow you to connect your FanDuel/DraftKings/other sports betting account to make payments based on winnings (or in the case of losses, the full price + initial bet). I want this because I hate society and the world
Couldn't sleep last night so I read Edward Snow's translation of Rainer Maria Rilke's The Notebooks of Malte Laurids Brigge.
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Couldn't sleep last night so I read Edward Snow's translation of Rainer Maria Rilke's The Notebooks of Malte Laurids Brigge.