Bong Joon Heaux
@hatingongodot.bsky.social
Jules / Korean-American / any pronouns (tme) / I like languages, comics, kinks, video games I'm too smart for and books I'm too dumb for / almost all Tumblr reposts / 18+ only.
Deeply dark, I would even say Beelzebubian energies emanating from all Christmas Romance movies and books. There is a faint but distinct odor of brimstone wafting from such things
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Deeply dark, I would even say Beelzebubian energies emanating from all Christmas Romance movies and books. There is a faint but distinct odor of brimstone wafting from such things
[Frat dude getting a little aggro at a bar] Hey man don't fuckin talk about my girl's wretched countenance like that
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
[Frat dude getting a little aggro at a bar] Hey man don't fuckin talk about my girl's wretched countenance like that
I have as of late been shitting in a way that's reminiscent of a sea cucumber's self-defense techniques, which while viscerally unpleasant has managed to shorten my time in the bathroom significantly
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I have as of late been shitting in a way that's reminiscent of a sea cucumber's self-defense techniques, which while viscerally unpleasant has managed to shorten my time in the bathroom significantly
Living with your s/o is like a sleepover that never ends. Sometimes that means giggling and fun and affection. Sometimes it means one person is hyperactive at 2a while the other is like "If you do not stop talking right now I'm going to kill you with my fists"
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Living with your s/o is like a sleepover that never ends. Sometimes that means giggling and fun and affection. Sometimes it means one person is hyperactive at 2a while the other is like "If you do not stop talking right now I'm going to kill you with my fists"
I love Inexplicable Abstract Expressions of Lust, one of my mutuals reblogged a post of an anime character with an added a gif of a Shetland pony walking rapidly across the screen. I don't get it but I Get it you know what I mean
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I love Inexplicable Abstract Expressions of Lust, one of my mutuals reblogged a post of an anime character with an added a gif of a Shetland pony walking rapidly across the screen. I don't get it but I Get it you know what I mean
Remembered this boba place near me when I was like 10 or 11, and one day they switched from using artificial strawberry syrup to blending real strawberries. And you know what. The syrup tasted so much better it wasn't even in the same ballpark
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Remembered this boba place near me when I was like 10 or 11, and one day they switched from using artificial strawberry syrup to blending real strawberries. And you know what. The syrup tasted so much better it wasn't even in the same ballpark
Reposted by Bong Joon Heaux
Oh shit were there some weird shaped rocks? Damn man, that’s rough maybe you should convalesce in an asylum for a few months.
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oh shit were there some weird shaped rocks? Damn man, that’s rough maybe you should convalesce in an asylum for a few months.
Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
I'm digging this upswing in "tradwife comeuppance horror," about time we focused on the real gender traitors and I hope it gets big enough where I finally don't have to see the most credulous buffoons on the planet go "Wait what's wrong with a woman cooking for her family if she CHOOSES to do so 🤨"
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'm digging this upswing in "tradwife comeuppance horror," about time we focused on the real gender traitors and I hope it gets big enough where I finally don't have to see the most credulous buffoons on the planet go "Wait what's wrong with a woman cooking for her family if she CHOOSES to do so 🤨"
One of the accountants told me I made a coding error for one of the transactions and I said if this ever happens again I give her leave to slaughter me where I stand. She went unsmiling, "It's really not that serious."
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
One of the accountants told me I made a coding error for one of the transactions and I said if this ever happens again I give her leave to slaughter me where I stand. She went unsmiling, "It's really not that serious."
It's cool how we're just embracing cowardice as a moral virtue and kitsch is the primary aesthetic you see espoused as the pinnacle of art but STILL!! We persist. What choice is left!! WHAT CHOICE IS LEFT!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It's cool how we're just embracing cowardice as a moral virtue and kitsch is the primary aesthetic you see espoused as the pinnacle of art but STILL!! We persist. What choice is left!! WHAT CHOICE IS LEFT!!!!
Christians feigning horror at the idea of Aztec human sacrifice is so funny to me in the year of 2025 like I know they're trying to do racist posturing but it just seems like such weenie shit!! Like grow up every 6th grader in the world was like "That's cool af" why are you lamer than a 6th grader
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Christians feigning horror at the idea of Aztec human sacrifice is so funny to me in the year of 2025 like I know they're trying to do racist posturing but it just seems like such weenie shit!! Like grow up every 6th grader in the world was like "That's cool af" why are you lamer than a 6th grader
Hey guys, just came back from the universe where everyone pursues the passion project of their choice, totally financially secure and solely laboring out of love, but also nothing has changed to develop their taste. They're on like, Call of Duty 76 by now. Every theater only plays Click (2006)"
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Hey guys, just came back from the universe where everyone pursues the passion project of their choice, totally financially secure and solely laboring out of love, but also nothing has changed to develop their taste. They're on like, Call of Duty 76 by now. Every theater only plays Click (2006)"
Worked so hard on my anomalocaris drawings and got no votes but I draw your typical old man titties and suddenly we got a winner
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Worked so hard on my anomalocaris drawings and got no votes but I draw your typical old man titties and suddenly we got a winner
Got a second nickel (told someone I know how to say "hi" in their language and now they regularly send me 4 min videos featuring like a thesis defense in that language)
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Got a second nickel (told someone I know how to say "hi" in their language and now they regularly send me 4 min videos featuring like a thesis defense in that language)
Watched Love Is Blind and this made all of us scream. Why is he lying WHY'S HE LYING
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Watched Love Is Blind and this made all of us scream. Why is he lying WHY'S HE LYING
Discovered a very useful personal metric for myself which is that I am TOO intoxicated to do ANYTHING of consequence when I start to think that the Greatest Showman (2017) soundtrack is actually kind of groovy, now that I think about it. Like I should not be driving, making purchasing decisions, etc
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Discovered a very useful personal metric for myself which is that I am TOO intoxicated to do ANYTHING of consequence when I start to think that the Greatest Showman (2017) soundtrack is actually kind of groovy, now that I think about it. Like I should not be driving, making purchasing decisions, etc
English majors please tell me why "I own a gun" sounds inexplicably more sinister than "I have a gun"
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
English majors please tell me why "I own a gun" sounds inexplicably more sinister than "I have a gun"
Your ability to cope with humiliation is a genuinely significant determiner as to whether you become a fascist or not and I'm like not even kidding here
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Your ability to cope with humiliation is a genuinely significant determiner as to whether you become a fascist or not and I'm like not even kidding here
What is the opposite of gooning I got distracted from porn because I got really into the Laos Wikipedia page
October 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
What is the opposite of gooning I got distracted from porn because I got really into the Laos Wikipedia page
I don't know what has happened with my life that I am constantly surrounded by deadpanned women both under and over reacting to me. "I ate escargot once. It's good with Sriracha sauce" "[uninflected voice] you're literally insane. I can't fucking stand you, you're out of control" DAILY LIFE for me
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I don't know what has happened with my life that I am constantly surrounded by deadpanned women both under and over reacting to me. "I ate escargot once. It's good with Sriracha sauce" "[uninflected voice] you're literally insane. I can't fucking stand you, you're out of control" DAILY LIFE for me
Wahoo yippee my pre-order for Sanjay Patel's version of the Mahabharata came in! You can't tell but this bad boy is huge, decent coffee table book size, I can't wait to read it
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Wahoo yippee my pre-order for Sanjay Patel's version of the Mahabharata came in! You can't tell but this bad boy is huge, decent coffee table book size, I can't wait to read it
Sorta annoys me how many people think I'm smart bc I wear glasses and have no social skills and don't take care of my appearance. Some of us check all those boxes and it doesn't mean we're tech savants or whatever it just means we are stupid af AND can't see/socialize/look good. Don't generalize
October 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sorta annoys me how many people think I'm smart bc I wear glasses and have no social skills and don't take care of my appearance. Some of us check all those boxes and it doesn't mean we're tech savants or whatever it just means we are stupid af AND can't see/socialize/look good. Don't generalize
Yeah we could have bars and poles for people to hang onto on the bus or thru can cling to this dangling strap and start swinging everywhere and knocking into people like a speedbag!! Whoever designed this i can't wait to catch your ass in hell
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Yeah we could have bars and poles for people to hang onto on the bus or thru can cling to this dangling strap and start swinging everywhere and knocking into people like a speedbag!! Whoever designed this i can't wait to catch your ass in hell