Few power trips in this world more heady than being obnoxious as hell and someone still wants to fuck you despite it all. Feels like this every time

We're both naked and back to back and I said "What if we farted at the same time and the stronger fart pushed the other person's fart right up their butt" and they were like "Please......, I have to get up early tomorrow"

Oh shit were there some weird shaped rocks? Damn man, that’s rough maybe you should convalesce in an asylum for a few months.

No sorry indie games pretty much stopped being a thing, and the idea of combining analog and digital aspects to create a new experience never really took off the ground. Kojima is working on ClickZ, a skateboarding remake, and you're part of the Skyrim 24 team trying to design even higher-res logs

Nobody would be sending me this shit if they heard the kind of shit I was doing to their mother tongue's vowels I'm inventing diphthongs you people wouldn't believe

You cannot sue me