Bong Joon Heaux
@hatingongodot.bsky.social
Jules / Korean-American / any pronouns (tme) / I like languages, comics, kinks, video games I'm too smart for and books I'm too dumb for / almost all Tumblr reposts / 18+ only.
When I was in Korea over the summer I got lost on my way back to my grandma's and encountered a statue of peace. I had seen tons of pictures, of course (mostly of the original) but this was my first time actually seeing one of them in person.
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
When I was in Korea over the summer I got lost on my way back to my grandma's and encountered a statue of peace. I had seen tons of pictures, of course (mostly of the original) but this was my first time actually seeing one of them in person.
Few power trips in this world more heady than being obnoxious as hell and someone still wants to fuck you despite it all. Feels like this every time
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Few power trips in this world more heady than being obnoxious as hell and someone still wants to fuck you despite it all. Feels like this every time
Worked so hard on my anomalocaris drawings and got no votes but I draw your typical old man titties and suddenly we got a winner
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Worked so hard on my anomalocaris drawings and got no votes but I draw your typical old man titties and suddenly we got a winner
Watched Love Is Blind and this made all of us scream. Why is he lying WHY'S HE LYING
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Watched Love Is Blind and this made all of us scream. Why is he lying WHY'S HE LYING
Wahoo yippee my pre-order for Sanjay Patel's version of the Mahabharata came in! You can't tell but this bad boy is huge, decent coffee table book size, I can't wait to read it
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Wahoo yippee my pre-order for Sanjay Patel's version of the Mahabharata came in! You can't tell but this bad boy is huge, decent coffee table book size, I can't wait to read it
Dude I fucking love my Cantonese class it's taught by a Chinese guy attending grad school in the states and teaching introductory Cantonese to supplement his income and he makes this face every time anyone reads aloud. Obsessed
October 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Dude I fucking love my Cantonese class it's taught by a Chinese guy attending grad school in the states and teaching introductory Cantonese to supplement his income and he makes this face every time anyone reads aloud. Obsessed
I got to hang out with a Mutual for the first time (also the first time I met an Internet Friend irl in like, years) and the only thing I have to show for it aside from a picture that lives on her phone (hi Jo) is a pic I tried to take of some danmei covers only to capture a record of my awful crocs
October 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I got to hang out with a Mutual for the first time (also the first time I met an Internet Friend irl in like, years) and the only thing I have to show for it aside from a picture that lives on her phone (hi Jo) is a pic I tried to take of some danmei covers only to capture a record of my awful crocs
One of the reasons I consider myself American before I consider myself "Korean" is because a) too many AsAms think they can ID their way out of being American which means b) they will say stupid shit like this
October 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
One of the reasons I consider myself American before I consider myself "Korean" is because a) too many AsAms think they can ID their way out of being American which means b) they will say stupid shit like this
Instructions WILDLY unclear, I am now reading the cuck novel on the Pleco app, THE first and foremost Chinese dictionary and vocab card-building app and also, apparently, ebook reader
October 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Instructions WILDLY unclear, I am now reading the cuck novel on the Pleco app, THE first and foremost Chinese dictionary and vocab card-building app and also, apparently, ebook reader
My stupid ass got shitfaced over the weekend and ordered 3 pounds of lucky charms marshmallows and forgot about them until they got delivered last night. Bro idk what the fuck I'm gonna do with all this 😭😭
October 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
My stupid ass got shitfaced over the weekend and ordered 3 pounds of lucky charms marshmallows and forgot about them until they got delivered last night. Bro idk what the fuck I'm gonna do with all this 😭😭
Oh my god. My bus driver went completely ballistic with road rage apropos of fucking nothing. Just fully screaming at like, I dont even know. Everyone went dead quiet and I'm sitting here scared w a half finished meme I was working on like an idiot
October 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Oh my god. My bus driver went completely ballistic with road rage apropos of fucking nothing. Just fully screaming at like, I dont even know. Everyone went dead quiet and I'm sitting here scared w a half finished meme I was working on like an idiot
Bro wtf tomorrow is going to suck. I usually have like one, MAYBE two a week IF that, but tomorrow after 10 my only breaks from Meetings.exe all day are like random ad hoc 15-30 min periods where I can stretch and try to regain my attention span and maybe inhale lunch
October 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Bro wtf tomorrow is going to suck. I usually have like one, MAYBE two a week IF that, but tomorrow after 10 my only breaks from Meetings.exe all day are like random ad hoc 15-30 min periods where I can stretch and try to regain my attention span and maybe inhale lunch
Talking transfemme Jessie Pinkman hcs that just became Walter White being more evil hcs
September 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Talking transfemme Jessie Pinkman hcs that just became Walter White being more evil hcs
Not gonna lie there's something deeply alluring about palpable homicidal rage broiling under a polite exterior. It's kind of hot actually. The restrained passion is sexy, if I'm gonna be honest. It is a deep shame that what prompted the thought was this video of Brennan Lee Mulligan
September 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Not gonna lie there's something deeply alluring about palpable homicidal rage broiling under a polite exterior. It's kind of hot actually. The restrained passion is sexy, if I'm gonna be honest. It is a deep shame that what prompted the thought was this video of Brennan Lee Mulligan
Walking home from date night (Shanghai cuisine my Beloved) and came across this lovely performance! You kinda see it in the vid but eventually more and more people started dancing until all of us were moving on the sidewalk and it was really fun :)
September 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Walking home from date night (Shanghai cuisine my Beloved) and came across this lovely performance! You kinda see it in the vid but eventually more and more people started dancing until all of us were moving on the sidewalk and it was really fun :)
She paused the game JUST long enough for us to hear Chris Evans' shitty character say "I hope it's not too late. Every day is a decision. An opportunity to act" and then immediately unpaused to continue playing holy fuck. This is genius
September 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
She paused the game JUST long enough for us to hear Chris Evans' shitty character say "I hope it's not too late. Every day is a decision. An opportunity to act" and then immediately unpaused to continue playing holy fuck. This is genius
Because my partner (who procures and streams the movies for our movie nights) couldn't make it this week, one of us offered to stream a movie for us. She said it was also gonna be a form of performance art and I don't know what I was expecting but it certainly wasn't this
September 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Because my partner (who procures and streams the movies for our movie nights) couldn't make it this week, one of us offered to stream a movie for us. She said it was also gonna be a form of performance art and I don't know what I was expecting but it certainly wasn't this
I love wojaks that were clearly created with true hatred in mind. Not your typical shit I mean like stuff where you can tell it was created under the steam of focused rage about 1-4 specific people. I don't even need to agree with it I just love feeling the seething. Like this, there's passion here
September 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I love wojaks that were clearly created with true hatred in mind. Not your typical shit I mean like stuff where you can tell it was created under the steam of focused rage about 1-4 specific people. I don't even need to agree with it I just love feeling the seething. Like this, there's passion here
The problem is that it is so easy to enable me bc I do not act, sound, or look like someone addicted to Going Nuts. I look like this but with longer hair. Everybody sees me and goes "Ah what the hell have an edible" without knowing they're contributing to a problem and I certainly won't correct them
September 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The problem is that it is so easy to enable me bc I do not act, sound, or look like someone addicted to Going Nuts. I look like this but with longer hair. Everybody sees me and goes "Ah what the hell have an edible" without knowing they're contributing to a problem and I certainly won't correct them
