Bong Joon Heaux
@hatingongodot.bsky.social
Jules / Korean-American / any pronouns (tme) / I like languages, comics, kinks, video games I'm too smart for and books I'm too dumb for / almost all Tumblr reposts / 18+ only.
Apparently Tuttle's coming out with a 3-volume English translation of Musashi, which is annoying bc I still haven't read the single volume translation Kodansha re-printed like, this year >:/
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Apparently Tuttle's coming out with a 3-volume English translation of Musashi, which is annoying bc I still haven't read the single volume translation Kodansha re-printed like, this year >:/
We've entered the dreaded part of my Cantonese classes where the teacher is like "You kinda have to FEEL it. Doesn't X feel more natural than Y? Let's try it. X. Y. X. Y. See? You can kind of intuit it, right?" While all of us are like. No 😭😭😭
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
We've entered the dreaded part of my Cantonese classes where the teacher is like "You kinda have to FEEL it. Doesn't X feel more natural than Y? Let's try it. X. Y. X. Y. See? You can kind of intuit it, right?" While all of us are like. No 😭😭😭
Asked my partner to FaceTime me when theyre grocery shopping so I can browse the shelves. I was joking but they did it and I immediately betrayed them by scream laughing and trying to get them to say "What's up, chat" or announce that they're doing a first amendment audit
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Asked my partner to FaceTime me when theyre grocery shopping so I can browse the shelves. I was joking but they did it and I immediately betrayed them by scream laughing and trying to get them to say "What's up, chat" or announce that they're doing a first amendment audit
This is so fucking stupid-- okay I swear to god. If I have to like, match Korean vocab to English and I don't have the vocabulary down pat. I swear to god if I run my fingertips over my head like Cynthia Erivo and imagine the God of War theme, I can guess the right answer aaalmost 3 times out of 4.
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This is so fucking stupid-- okay I swear to god. If I have to like, match Korean vocab to English and I don't have the vocabulary down pat. I swear to god if I run my fingertips over my head like Cynthia Erivo and imagine the God of War theme, I can guess the right answer aaalmost 3 times out of 4.
Hohoho splendid! A joke about women's sexuality!! Hysterical, haha. Time to spend 2+ hours researching the person who wrote it to see if it's coming from a place of mockery or self-deprecation or internalized sexism or or or
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Hohoho splendid! A joke about women's sexuality!! Hysterical, haha. Time to spend 2+ hours researching the person who wrote it to see if it's coming from a place of mockery or self-deprecation or internalized sexism or or or
The leaked footage from the Legend of Zelda movie set made me sad. Idk 😔
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The leaked footage from the Legend of Zelda movie set made me sad. Idk 😔
I am "Moulin Rouge is the best musical ever maybe" level of high rn. Aaron Tveit I feel nothing towards you but a vaguely avuncular sentiment, disposing me towards an urge to pat you heartily on the back and dispense short snippets of wisdom.
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I am "Moulin Rouge is the best musical ever maybe" level of high rn. Aaron Tveit I feel nothing towards you but a vaguely avuncular sentiment, disposing me towards an urge to pat you heartily on the back and dispense short snippets of wisdom.
Oh fuck me, the new Predator movie apparently has a conlang created for the movie. Now I have to get caught up on all of Predator lore. Fuck. Goddamn it. There are so many fucking movies. Shit. Ass.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Oh fuck me, the new Predator movie apparently has a conlang created for the movie. Now I have to get caught up on all of Predator lore. Fuck. Goddamn it. There are so many fucking movies. Shit. Ass.
I love reality TV for one reason. It amuses me in an admittedly sick and cruel way to get the most incoherent men on the planet to try conducting a conversation requiring high communication skills. Hysterical. Like watching a chimp on a unicycle. Keep gruntin jr that lady won't stop being mad at you
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I love reality TV for one reason. It amuses me in an admittedly sick and cruel way to get the most incoherent men on the planet to try conducting a conversation requiring high communication skills. Hysterical. Like watching a chimp on a unicycle. Keep gruntin jr that lady won't stop being mad at you
Hahaha wow Baahubali was remastered and re-edited to celebrate its 10 year anniversary hahahaha it was in theaters hahaha that means you guys will make it available on DVD right. You guys are finally gonna let me buy this right
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hahaha wow Baahubali was remastered and re-edited to celebrate its 10 year anniversary hahahaha it was in theaters hahaha that means you guys will make it available on DVD right. You guys are finally gonna let me buy this right
"It's not an adaptation of Wuthering Heights, it's INSPIRED by it" it still looks like shit I fear :(
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"It's not an adaptation of Wuthering Heights, it's INSPIRED by it" it still looks like shit I fear :(
Ephebophile? You mean the protagonist of Wicked??
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Ephebophile? You mean the protagonist of Wicked??
Currently working on the first draft of my Christmas romance novel wherein a financial analyst shows a humble Christmas ornament shop owner how nice it is to live in a big city with ready access to all kinds of ethnic foods
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Currently working on the first draft of my Christmas romance novel wherein a financial analyst shows a humble Christmas ornament shop owner how nice it is to live in a big city with ready access to all kinds of ethnic foods
Deeply dark, I would even say Beelzebubian energies emanating from all Christmas Romance movies and books. There is a faint but distinct odor of brimstone wafting from such things
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Deeply dark, I would even say Beelzebubian energies emanating from all Christmas Romance movies and books. There is a faint but distinct odor of brimstone wafting from such things
[Frat dude getting a little aggro at a bar] Hey man don't fuckin talk about my girl's wretched countenance like that
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
[Frat dude getting a little aggro at a bar] Hey man don't fuckin talk about my girl's wretched countenance like that
I have as of late been shitting in a way that's reminiscent of a sea cucumber's self-defense techniques, which while viscerally unpleasant has managed to shorten my time in the bathroom significantly
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I have as of late been shitting in a way that's reminiscent of a sea cucumber's self-defense techniques, which while viscerally unpleasant has managed to shorten my time in the bathroom significantly
Living with your s/o is like a sleepover that never ends. Sometimes that means giggling and fun and affection. Sometimes it means one person is hyperactive at 2a while the other is like "If you do not stop talking right now I'm going to kill you with my fists"
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Living with your s/o is like a sleepover that never ends. Sometimes that means giggling and fun and affection. Sometimes it means one person is hyperactive at 2a while the other is like "If you do not stop talking right now I'm going to kill you with my fists"
I love Inexplicable Abstract Expressions of Lust, one of my mutuals reblogged a post of an anime character with an added a gif of a Shetland pony walking rapidly across the screen. I don't get it but I Get it you know what I mean
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I love Inexplicable Abstract Expressions of Lust, one of my mutuals reblogged a post of an anime character with an added a gif of a Shetland pony walking rapidly across the screen. I don't get it but I Get it you know what I mean
Remembered this boba place near me when I was like 10 or 11, and one day they switched from using artificial strawberry syrup to blending real strawberries. And you know what. The syrup tasted so much better it wasn't even in the same ballpark
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Remembered this boba place near me when I was like 10 or 11, and one day they switched from using artificial strawberry syrup to blending real strawberries. And you know what. The syrup tasted so much better it wasn't even in the same ballpark
Reposted by Bong Joon Heaux
Oh shit were there some weird shaped rocks? Damn man, that’s rough maybe you should convalesce in an asylum for a few months.
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oh shit were there some weird shaped rocks? Damn man, that’s rough maybe you should convalesce in an asylum for a few months.
Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
I'm digging this upswing in "tradwife comeuppance horror," about time we focused on the real gender traitors and I hope it gets big enough where I finally don't have to see the most credulous buffoons on the planet go "Wait what's wrong with a woman cooking for her family if she CHOOSES to do so 🤨"
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'm digging this upswing in "tradwife comeuppance horror," about time we focused on the real gender traitors and I hope it gets big enough where I finally don't have to see the most credulous buffoons on the planet go "Wait what's wrong with a woman cooking for her family if she CHOOSES to do so 🤨"
One of the accountants told me I made a coding error for one of the transactions and I said if this ever happens again I give her leave to slaughter me where I stand. She went unsmiling, "It's really not that serious."
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
One of the accountants told me I made a coding error for one of the transactions and I said if this ever happens again I give her leave to slaughter me where I stand. She went unsmiling, "It's really not that serious."
It's cool how we're just embracing cowardice as a moral virtue and kitsch is the primary aesthetic you see espoused as the pinnacle of art but STILL!! We persist. What choice is left!! WHAT CHOICE IS LEFT!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It's cool how we're just embracing cowardice as a moral virtue and kitsch is the primary aesthetic you see espoused as the pinnacle of art but STILL!! We persist. What choice is left!! WHAT CHOICE IS LEFT!!!!