Green Ben Casserole
@franzferdinand2.bsky.social
The "R.R." in J.R.R. Tolkien stands for "Ruff Ryder". Same as George R.R. Martin, weird enough.
He/Him
He/Him
Sisu is on Tubi. @benitocereno.bsky.social can holler about it to you from the past. letterboxd.com/benitocereno...
A ★★★★★ review of Sisu (2022)
This is the movie you’re all going to be like “why didn’t anybody tell me about this movie” later, so this is me, your friend Benito, telling you now: go see the movie Sisu, in theaters now. I’m telli...
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November 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Sisu is on Tubi. @benitocereno.bsky.social can holler about it to you from the past. letterboxd.com/benitocereno...
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Today was the day I tried to explain to my daughter what the Popsicle Twins were.
I didn't bring it up out of the blue. It was because asked if I knew them, but she meant two-stick popsicles.
I didn't bring it up out of the blue. It was because asked if I knew them, but she meant two-stick popsicles.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Today was the day I tried to explain to my daughter what the Popsicle Twins were.
I didn't bring it up out of the blue. It was because asked if I knew them, but she meant two-stick popsicles.
I didn't bring it up out of the blue. It was because asked if I knew them, but she meant two-stick popsicles.
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Rescuing bugs from my bathtub and releasing them safely, but whispering “don’t start none, won’t be none” so they know what’s up.
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Rescuing bugs from my bathtub and releasing them safely, but whispering “don’t start none, won’t be none” so they know what’s up.
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I killed the Dooby Dooby Doo penguin with a shovel. That's why they stopped making those commercials
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I killed the Dooby Dooby Doo penguin with a shovel. That's why they stopped making those commercials
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Tough but fair assessment from Carolina Coffeehouse on Franklin Street.
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Tough but fair assessment from Carolina Coffeehouse on Franklin Street.
Because I also exist in the overlap between Frankenstein and A Good Man is Hard to Find, this review from @iamdavidbrothers.com is real damn good. letterboxd.com/ohbrothers/f...
A review of Frankenstein (2025)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Because I also exist in the overlap between Frankenstein and A Good Man is Hard to Find, this review from @iamdavidbrothers.com is real damn good. letterboxd.com/ohbrothers/f...
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Happy anniversary to the day I found out why my ex called me “The Gales of November”…
#EdmundFitzgerald
#EdmundFitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Happy anniversary to the day I found out why my ex called me “The Gales of November”…
#EdmundFitzgerald
#EdmundFitzgerald
Remember in all of this that you’re dealing with old people, so they take actual physical letters way more seriously. Get some friends together and write some letters yelling at your senators.
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Remember in all of this that you’re dealing with old people, so they take actual physical letters way more seriously. Get some friends together and write some letters yelling at your senators.
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God forbid women have hobbies
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
God forbid women have hobbies
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
Goat, sheep, and Italian. The three mammals you use to make cheese.
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Goat, sheep, and Italian. The three mammals you use to make cheese.
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
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The question in conjunction with the existence of the Least weasel, of course, is this: what is the Most weasel
(Most people would say wolverine, but I think for my money it's the Amazonian giant river otter. They almost clear six feet!)
(Most people would say wolverine, but I think for my money it's the Amazonian giant river otter. They almost clear six feet!)
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The question in conjunction with the existence of the Least weasel, of course, is this: what is the Most weasel
(Most people would say wolverine, but I think for my money it's the Amazonian giant river otter. They almost clear six feet!)
(Most people would say wolverine, but I think for my money it's the Amazonian giant river otter. They almost clear six feet!)
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Anyway, I reiterate: country music wasn’t a leftist haven before 9/11 unless you cherry pick like a MOTHERFUCKER.
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Anyway, I reiterate: country music wasn’t a leftist haven before 9/11 unless you cherry pick like a MOTHERFUCKER.
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That’s never a good sign when looking up a very old country music pioneer you’re currently enjoying music by.
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
That’s never a good sign when looking up a very old country music pioneer you’re currently enjoying music by.
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The purpose of art is not moral instruction
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The purpose of art is not moral instruction
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Instagram always serves me videos of unrealistic and unobtainable lifestyles (people petting capybaras)
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Instagram always serves me videos of unrealistic and unobtainable lifestyles (people petting capybaras)
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Guy who gets mad that you didn't play every Xeno game in order (you didn't read the Bible first)
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Guy who gets mad that you didn't play every Xeno game in order (you didn't read the Bible first)
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For sale, bored ape, never slurped
November 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
For sale, bored ape, never slurped
A weird pattern I’ve been getting in scam calls is that they’ve been using a combo of old-fashioned (but still kinda popular) English names with Spanish last names. So far I’ve gotten Harper Garcia and Abigail Torres.
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A weird pattern I’ve been getting in scam calls is that they’ve been using a combo of old-fashioned (but still kinda popular) English names with Spanish last names. So far I’ve gotten Harper Garcia and Abigail Torres.
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Man I sure hope I don’t open my mouth and the sound of my own skull comes out today.
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Man I sure hope I don’t open my mouth and the sound of my own skull comes out today.
He definitely can't take all of us.
Y’all ever think about how Miyamoto Usagi is just some mangy ronin?
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
He definitely can't take all of us.