Green Ben Casserole
@franzferdinand2.bsky.social
The "R.R." in J.R.R. Tolkien stands for "Ruff Ryder". Same as George R.R. Martin, weird enough.
He/Him
He/Him
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My (French) wife is extremely, extremely clumsy and an amazing thing she says (in French) when she drops something is, "well, it ain't gonna fall any lower."
July 16, 2023 at 1:46 AM
My (French) wife is extremely, extremely clumsy and an amazing thing she says (in French) when she drops something is, "well, it ain't gonna fall any lower."
Are you gonna let some finance dweeb tell you what you can and can't get off to in your own goddamn home?
Anyway: pornographic art and performance is good, people have a right to the vast majority of their kinks, and it is ridiculous that consenting adults are finding those rights strangled by big tech and payment platforms
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Are you gonna let some finance dweeb tell you what you can and can't get off to in your own goddamn home?
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There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
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As far as I'm aware, no superhero has a rogues gallery quite as consistently *bald* as Superman's ferocious flock of follicly-challenged foes. Dozens of chrome-domed criminals have made Superman the ire of their depilated deviousness over the decades, so let's meet SUPERMAN'S BALDEST FOES!
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
As far as I'm aware, no superhero has a rogues gallery quite as consistently *bald* as Superman's ferocious flock of follicly-challenged foes. Dozens of chrome-domed criminals have made Superman the ire of their depilated deviousness over the decades, so let's meet SUPERMAN'S BALDEST FOES!
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Everyone should do their lettering at the layouts phase.
If the balloons are breaking the borders, you're doing it wrong. I have to do my letters at the layout phase, before even rough pencils, because if I don't there is absolutely not going to be enough room for the balloons
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Everyone should do their lettering at the layouts phase.
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I think there are a number of people employed at the New York Times -- certainly not all of them, but many! -- who simply do not grasp how badly the paper's credibility has been shaken over the past few years, along several different axes, and for multiple different reasons
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I think there are a number of people employed at the New York Times -- certainly not all of them, but many! -- who simply do not grasp how badly the paper's credibility has been shaken over the past few years, along several different axes, and for multiple different reasons
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I just spilt a big cup of water onto my crotch and it soaked in, but it's important for everyone to know I did NOT pee my pants. if you see me with a big wet crotch it's from a cup of water. it's not pee it's normal water like from the tap. okay thanks
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I just spilt a big cup of water onto my crotch and it soaked in, but it's important for everyone to know I did NOT pee my pants. if you see me with a big wet crotch it's from a cup of water. it's not pee it's normal water like from the tap. okay thanks
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Unlimited Home Movies
November 28, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Unlimited Home Movies
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"Look, I don't know anything about Epstein's social life! Our relationship was strictly an academic affiliation centered around eugenics!"
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
"Look, I don't know anything about Epstein's social life! Our relationship was strictly an academic affiliation centered around eugenics!"
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Gonna be awkward when some of these dudes have to explain that they aren't pedophiles, but they just wanted to hang out with some fellow racists.
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Gonna be awkward when some of these dudes have to explain that they aren't pedophiles, but they just wanted to hang out with some fellow racists.
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I don't care if you're Pope, you still gotta go see The Penguin.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don't care if you're Pope, you still gotta go see The Penguin.
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Los Angeles, 2019. I am a courier, delivering important materials by hand. In order to navigate the dirty, crowded streets better, I glide through them on a pair of roller blades. I'm what's known colloquially as an ANDROID MURDERER. (There was a mix-up at the job name factory.)
July 20, 2023 at 2:02 PM
Los Angeles, 2019. I am a courier, delivering important materials by hand. In order to navigate the dirty, crowded streets better, I glide through them on a pair of roller blades. I'm what's known colloquially as an ANDROID MURDERER. (There was a mix-up at the job name factory.)
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Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it
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"What if Democrats are on the list?"
I'm sure some are, and are the ones who should be purged and cast into the lake of fire.
I'm sure some are, and are the ones who should be purged and cast into the lake of fire.
July 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"What if Democrats are on the list?"
I'm sure some are, and are the ones who should be purged and cast into the lake of fire.
I'm sure some are, and are the ones who should be purged and cast into the lake of fire.
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Just for laughs...
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just for laughs...
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Upsetting the crime genre by writing the most transgressive protagonist of all: someone who, when told by a doctor to rest and recover, does so
December 14, 2023 at 4:20 AM
Upsetting the crime genre by writing the most transgressive protagonist of all: someone who, when told by a doctor to rest and recover, does so
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Starting up a new day doing crimes in Stock Photography World. I don my black hoodie and Anonymous mask and dim the lights before opening up my laptop. It's a living
February 3, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Starting up a new day doing crimes in Stock Photography World. I don my black hoodie and Anonymous mask and dim the lights before opening up my laptop. It's a living
So do I, space-born jellyfish, you ain’t special.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So do I, space-born jellyfish, you ain’t special.
I was peeling a hard boiled egg today and thinking about making a joke that because I’m too lazy to make egg salad, I’m just gonna eat it with a scoop of Mayo in my mouth.
Then I remembered that’s the “Mayon-egg” joke from Arrested Development.
Then I remembered that’s the “Mayon-egg” joke from Arrested Development.
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I was peeling a hard boiled egg today and thinking about making a joke that because I’m too lazy to make egg salad, I’m just gonna eat it with a scoop of Mayo in my mouth.
Then I remembered that’s the “Mayon-egg” joke from Arrested Development.
Then I remembered that’s the “Mayon-egg” joke from Arrested Development.
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The thing about people (or organizations more broadly) who believe themselves utterly immune to any consequence is that they're often right for a while. They're seldom right forever. And when they go down, you can point to a lot of stuff that led to the fall
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The thing about people (or organizations more broadly) who believe themselves utterly immune to any consequence is that they're often right for a while. They're seldom right forever. And when they go down, you can point to a lot of stuff that led to the fall
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I think it's really cool that every single person on earth seems to have gone indiscriminately crazy in completely unique and impenetrable ways this week. Bodes well.
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I think it's really cool that every single person on earth seems to have gone indiscriminately crazy in completely unique and impenetrable ways this week. Bodes well.
Porky's 2 better be on there.
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Porky's 2 better be on there.
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True Tales of Dentistry
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
True Tales of Dentistry
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