Dale Waffle
@darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social
Waffles should be served between medium and well done. I should know.
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Surprising no one, ICE is riddled with convicted sex offenders who preyed on children.
January 29, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Surprising no one, ICE is riddled with convicted sex offenders who preyed on children.
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they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening
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If Democrats were serious about national unity, they would buy tickets to the Melania movie.
January 29, 2026 at 4:22 PM
If Democrats were serious about national unity, they would buy tickets to the Melania movie.
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This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 PM
This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk
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ok it’s been a few days now so we’ve all seen MELANIA, some of us twice. What do we think
btw was anyone able to get the themed popcorn bucket after that first night, I have been looking but you stans I stg. You better not just be getting those for eBay
btw was anyone able to get the themed popcorn bucket after that first night, I have been looking but you stans I stg. You better not just be getting those for eBay
January 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
ok it’s been a few days now so we’ve all seen MELANIA, some of us twice. What do we think
btw was anyone able to get the themed popcorn bucket after that first night, I have been looking but you stans I stg. You better not just be getting those for eBay
btw was anyone able to get the themed popcorn bucket after that first night, I have been looking but you stans I stg. You better not just be getting those for eBay
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One thing that makes you feel like you’re losing your grip on reality is constantly having to hear about the genius and brilliance of various Silicon Valley types while also reading headlines about how their businesses are losing sums of money so large that it’s almost impossible to comprehend
Meta's Reality Labs metaverse-focused arm generated $2.2 billion in revenue for the 12 months ending December 31st, 2025, but clocked up a $19.2 billion operational loss. Since the division was set up in 2020, the company has lost $83.6 billion on Reality Labs
www.gamesindustry.biz/metas-realit...
www.gamesindustry.biz/metas-realit...
January 29, 2026 at 1:08 PM
One thing that makes you feel like you’re losing your grip on reality is constantly having to hear about the genius and brilliance of various Silicon Valley types while also reading headlines about how their businesses are losing sums of money so large that it’s almost impossible to comprehend
A genuinely terrible loss. He was so unbelievably unique. You could hear his writing. Goddammit.
I love Dan McQuade dearly and will miss him terribly. No one else like him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector
Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his diag...
defector.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
A genuinely terrible loss. He was so unbelievably unique. You could hear his writing. Goddammit.
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3 hikers are in the woods when they find a lamp. one picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a genie. genie says "i'll grant each one of you 3 wishes”
first guy, suspicious, says "i want a billion dollars." genie says check your bank balance. guy goes on his phone, bank app says he has $1 billion
first guy, suspicious, says "i want a billion dollars." genie says check your bank balance. guy goes on his phone, bank app says he has $1 billion
What is the funniest joke in the world
September 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
3 hikers are in the woods when they find a lamp. one picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a genie. genie says "i'll grant each one of you 3 wishes”
first guy, suspicious, says "i want a billion dollars." genie says check your bank balance. guy goes on his phone, bank app says he has $1 billion
first guy, suspicious, says "i want a billion dollars." genie says check your bank balance. guy goes on his phone, bank app says he has $1 billion
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We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
@bearpondboy.bsky.social Is your name a reference to Bear Pond in Maine near Waterford?
January 28, 2026 at 6:43 PM
@bearpondboy.bsky.social Is your name a reference to Bear Pond in Maine near Waterford?
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I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
January 25, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
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i'm being flip but when i think about the guys who are gassing preschools and putting children in camps and killing people both on and off camera--complaining about WHISTLES--i understand why dante was like no, we need way more kinds of hell. at least nine
January 28, 2026 at 1:33 AM
i'm being flip but when i think about the guys who are gassing preschools and putting children in camps and killing people both on and off camera--complaining about WHISTLES--i understand why dante was like no, we need way more kinds of hell. at least nine
"I'm the one stomping..." this is it for them. It's the whole fucking fantasy. It's the entire conservative movement. There's nothing more to it than that.
Tim Pool: “I’m not licking the boot. It’s my boot. I voted for it. I’m the one stomping…”
This mindset is genuinely pathetic.
It’s an alpha fantasy: watching state violence and imagining you’re exercising power rather than the one submitting to it.
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This mindset is genuinely pathetic.
It’s an alpha fantasy: watching state violence and imagining you’re exercising power rather than the one submitting to it.
/1
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
"I'm the one stomping..." this is it for them. It's the whole fucking fantasy. It's the entire conservative movement. There's nothing more to it than that.
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*flicks cigarette butt after taking a long drag*
here’s the thing-
[there is a massive explosion because i forgot i’m at a gas station]
here’s the thing-
[there is a massive explosion because i forgot i’m at a gas station]
January 27, 2026 at 11:08 AM
*flicks cigarette butt after taking a long drag*
here’s the thing-
[there is a massive explosion because i forgot i’m at a gas station]
here’s the thing-
[there is a massive explosion because i forgot i’m at a gas station]
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you can tell this was a sudden decision because they just put fresh mulch in his habitrail yesterday
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:59 PM
you can tell this was a sudden decision because they just put fresh mulch in his habitrail yesterday
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Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.
January 26, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.
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my 1-year old son Torbert just looked me in the eyes and told me the taunting penalty on Tariq Woolen taught him the importance of sportsmanship and placing the team's needs above his own. he no longer wants to be a Drug Dealer when he grows up, he wants to be a philanthropist/referee
January 26, 2026 at 2:06 AM
my 1-year old son Torbert just looked me in the eyes and told me the taunting penalty on Tariq Woolen taught him the importance of sportsmanship and placing the team's needs above his own. he no longer wants to be a Drug Dealer when he grows up, he wants to be a philanthropist/referee
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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man the stuff i am seeing on IG from
the most normie, i don’t really talk about politics accounts suggests something different
the most normie, i don’t really talk about politics accounts suggests something different
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 AM
man the stuff i am seeing on IG from
the most normie, i don’t really talk about politics accounts suggests something different
the most normie, i don’t really talk about politics accounts suggests something different
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
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photographer is Jeff Wheeler at the Star Tribune. guy with the flag is Curtis Evans, a Marine veteran.
January 25, 2026 at 12:18 AM
photographer is Jeff Wheeler at the Star Tribune. guy with the flag is Curtis Evans, a Marine veteran.
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sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
January 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings