Local Oaf
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A kinder, gentler, poster.
This is tempting and I haven't listened to a whole NIИ since The Fragile.
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February 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
This is tempting and I haven't listened to a whole NIИ since The Fragile.
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You're not producing anything. This is rolling coal for idiot dweebs who work in a particular three square blocks in RTP
February 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
You're not producing anything. This is rolling coal for idiot dweebs who work in a particular three square blocks in RTP
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It was goofy and fun.
Very MCU-Coded.
I'd tell the director "Great job. Don't ever do this again."
Very MCU-Coded.
I'd tell the director "Great job. Don't ever do this again."
I won't be able to see this for a few weeks so I need to keep my timeline free of spoilers.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It was goofy and fun.
Very MCU-Coded.
I'd tell the director "Great job. Don't ever do this again."
Very MCU-Coded.
I'd tell the director "Great job. Don't ever do this again."
I clocked Bud's arch like a minute into the movie and my friend wouldn't believe me at the time.
PREDATOR: BADLANDS - Bud we love you!!!!!
February 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I clocked Bud's arch like a minute into the movie and my friend wouldn't believe me at the time.
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I understand why people are doing it but I do not care for the Richard Hanania screenshots. If I cared what the nasty son of Nicolas Cage's character from Longlegs was up to, or thought about current events, I would have written the worst screenplay of all time addressing that very question.
February 15, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I understand why people are doing it but I do not care for the Richard Hanania screenshots. If I cared what the nasty son of Nicolas Cage's character from Longlegs was up to, or thought about current events, I would have written the worst screenplay of all time addressing that very question.
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park
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Shooting dozens of rounds of tear gas and using pepper spray and their batons, the SPVM violently pushed back more than a thousand people who showed up this afternoon to send a message to GardaWorld over their contracts with ICE at their offices and training center in Ville Saint-Laurent. (thread)
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Shooting dozens of rounds of tear gas and using pepper spray and their batons, the SPVM violently pushed back more than a thousand people who showed up this afternoon to send a message to GardaWorld over their contracts with ICE at their offices and training center in Ville Saint-Laurent. (thread)
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That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
February 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
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let me tell you something: valentine's day is no joke.
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
let me tell you something: valentine's day is no joke.
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based on my wife’s reaction to Swarovski Shrek, this is the last time i’ll do a $750 bit
February 14, 2026 at 3:11 PM
based on my wife’s reaction to Swarovski Shrek, this is the last time i’ll do a $750 bit
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February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Someone for everyone
February 14, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Someone for everyone
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This may be the most dangerous development of all. Donald Trump sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him "sexual powers".
You have 7 days to live.
You have 7 days to live.
This may be the most dangerous development of all. It will give Trump fake legal pretext to reject Nov election results. American democracy has like 9 months left.
Trump says he will issue executive order to get voter-ID requirements before midterms www.cnbc.com/2026/02/13/t...
Trump says he will issue executive order to get voter-ID requirements before midterms www.cnbc.com/2026/02/13/t...
Trump says he will issue executive order to get voter-ID requirements before midterms
President Donald Trump proclaims that he will find a way to implement national voter-ID requirements by November's elections.
www.cnbc.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
This may be the most dangerous development of all. Donald Trump sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him "sexual powers".
You have 7 days to live.
You have 7 days to live.
Fred Meyer (Kroger) pulled this crap in a poor neighborhood in my town years ago.
It was a legit food desert for a long time.
It was a legit food desert for a long time.
Rep Farivar up to speak n HB 2294, which prohibits restrictive covenants that prevent new grocery stores from moving in when old grocery stores close. This is directly related to Kroger's decision to close the Fred Meyers in her districts and then prevent any other store from coming in #waleg
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Fred Meyer (Kroger) pulled this crap in a poor neighborhood in my town years ago.
It was a legit food desert for a long time.
It was a legit food desert for a long time.
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Classic Simpsons NIMBY propaganda.
There has never been a recorded death attributed to painted on fire exits.
Mr. Burns was simply avoiding burdensome regulations in order to provide clean energy.
There has never been a recorded death attributed to painted on fire exits.
Mr. Burns was simply avoiding burdensome regulations in order to provide clean energy.
March 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Classic Simpsons NIMBY propaganda.
There has never been a recorded death attributed to painted on fire exits.
Mr. Burns was simply avoiding burdensome regulations in order to provide clean energy.
There has never been a recorded death attributed to painted on fire exits.
Mr. Burns was simply avoiding burdensome regulations in order to provide clean energy.
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[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
November 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
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friday night ... time to search me up some intimate pornos
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
friday night ... time to search me up some intimate pornos
Oooh baby! I'd love to drive this bad boy and replace the intake manifold every 50k miles.
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February 14, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Oooh baby! I'd love to drive this bad boy and replace the intake manifold every 50k miles.
My barber goes back to his homeland every year at the same time and every year I forget about it like a big dum-dum.
February 13, 2026 at 3:17 PM
My barber goes back to his homeland every year at the same time and every year I forget about it like a big dum-dum.
So! Where's the soul? Ya'know?
Bigga than a bread box?
Bigga than a bread box?
The Prophecy - Christopher Walken & Eric Stoltz (1995) CNN Interview : 48s
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
So! Where's the soul? Ya'know?
Bigga than a bread box?
Bigga than a bread box?
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Ending this operation is not enough.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Ending this operation is not enough.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.