Dale Waffle
@darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social
Waffles should be served between medium and well done. I should know.
Seems like maybe the play is support it through the House, support it in the Senate, then be pretend aghast when the Senate refuses but throw up your hands to say, "Well, what can you do?"
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Seems like maybe the play is support it through the House, support it in the Senate, then be pretend aghast when the Senate refuses but throw up your hands to say, "Well, what can you do?"
Yep. That totally normal thing that all adults definitely have.
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Yep. That totally normal thing that all adults definitely have.
Just to be clear, this guy?
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just to be clear, this guy?
To be clear, this telling of the story is designed to appeal to other adults, to excuse his own behavior, to shift responsibility away from himself, and, ultimately, to minimize the event itself. This has literally all of the hallmarks.
November 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
To be clear, this telling of the story is designed to appeal to other adults, to excuse his own behavior, to shift responsibility away from himself, and, ultimately, to minimize the event itself. This has literally all of the hallmarks.
This guy's tweet is a day one example in a class teaching professionals how to work with sex offenders.
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This guy's tweet is a day one example in a class teaching professionals how to work with sex offenders.
He should tell us the 17-year-olds he wants to fuck. Really lean into the bit and show us all what a brave truth teller he really is.
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
He should tell us the 17-year-olds he wants to fuck. Really lean into the bit and show us all what a brave truth teller he really is.
Kiss his ass more maybe?
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Kiss his ass more maybe?
Oh word? Larry Summers is a bag of shit?
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Oh word? Larry Summers is a bag of shit?
Right on cue today.
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Right on cue today.
Not that I'm bitter.
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Not that I'm bitter.
Take the laptop bowling buddy. You're not an ally if you don't.
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Take the laptop bowling buddy. You're not an ally if you don't.
Rich Rodriguez deserves this reminder forever. Biggest goddamned choke artist who ever choked.
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Rich Rodriguez deserves this reminder forever. Biggest goddamned choke artist who ever choked.
*nodding sagely*
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
*nodding sagely*
Tough couple of years for him ever since getting into it with Kyendryk.
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Tough couple of years for him ever since getting into it with Kyendryk.
Holy shit, The Onion is doing such realistic-looking parody these days.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Holy shit, The Onion is doing such realistic-looking parody these days.
Incredible last name.
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Incredible last name.
Me before I've had my coffee, amiright?
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Me before I've had my coffee, amiright?
Reposted by Dale Waffle
I mean if you're still reading The New York Times at this point you're reading the paper that quietly shielded the largest pedophile conspiracy of our time.
It's still hard for me to fathom that the New York Times *had* proof of Epstein's pedophile ring on their servers since 2016 and just chose not to do anything with it.
I've known for a while that the press was corrupt, but I didn't know to this extent.
I've known for a while that the press was corrupt, but I didn't know to this extent.
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I mean if you're still reading The New York Times at this point you're reading the paper that quietly shielded the largest pedophile conspiracy of our time.