Dale Waffle
@darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social
Waffles should be served between medium and well done. I should know.
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"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"
The Warriors easily features one of the best looking opening sequences ever.
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The Warriors easily features one of the best looking opening sequences ever.
A lot of people are saying this is the smartest thing that has ever been written.
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
A lot of people are saying this is the smartest thing that has ever been written.
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I will also come get you and you can eat with us instead
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I will also come get you and you can eat with us instead
"But they're like the people chained up in the cave, in the allegory of the people in the cave by the Greek guy..." is a lyric I just recognized for the first time in "No One Knows My Plan" by They Might Be Giants.
That's good lyricin'!
That's good lyricin'!
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"But they're like the people chained up in the cave, in the allegory of the people in the cave by the Greek guy..." is a lyric I just recognized for the first time in "No One Knows My Plan" by They Might Be Giants.
That's good lyricin'!
That's good lyricin'!
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
You KNOW this guy pulled a chair up in front of the class, turned it around, sat on it backwards, and asked the kids if they were interested in rapping about numbers.
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You KNOW this guy pulled a chair up in front of the class, turned it around, sat on it backwards, and asked the kids if they were interested in rapping about numbers.
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the Harvard Crimson called Epstein a “child sex offender” while the Chronicle of Higher Ed called him a “disgraced financier” and that pretty much sums up where we are with higher ed journalism
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
the Harvard Crimson called Epstein a “child sex offender” while the Chronicle of Higher Ed called him a “disgraced financier” and that pretty much sums up where we are with higher ed journalism
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
You can't know something until you do. If you discover somebody is a monster, what you decide to do next is what matters. What you decided to do before you knew is immaterial. Don't confuse the former for the latter.
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
You can't know something until you do. If you discover somebody is a monster, what you decide to do next is what matters. What you decided to do before you knew is immaterial. Don't confuse the former for the latter.
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every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”
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So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.
Got it.
Got it.
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.
Got it.
Got it.
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A guy makes ONE tiny mistake (has a years-long friendship with the world's worst sex trafficker; brags about sexually harassing colleagues; is racist; says women are stupid) and his whole LIFE is blown up (does slightly fewer speaking engagements; keeps teaching at #1 university)??!?!?!?!?!
So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.
Got it.
Got it.
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
A guy makes ONE tiny mistake (has a years-long friendship with the world's worst sex trafficker; brags about sexually harassing colleagues; is racist; says women are stupid) and his whole LIFE is blown up (does slightly fewer speaking engagements; keeps teaching at #1 university)??!?!?!?!?!
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Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
WSJ: “.. If the AI market blows up, the blast radius would be wide, hitting not only Wall Street firms, but also pensions, mutual and exchange-traded funds and individual investors, because of how debt is often sliced and resold across the financial landscape.”
@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/finance/inve...
@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/finance/inve...
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
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i did NOT expect this ending
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i did NOT expect this ending
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Counterpoint: the movie Prometheus sucks ass so maybe they mean like that?
Counter-Counterpoint: Prometheus? Thanks but I'm more Conmetheus.
Counter-Counterpoint: Prometheus? Thanks but I'm more Conmetheus.
'Prometheus' my ass these guys aren't stealing fire from the gods they're stealing money from the people and setting fire to the planet. All for Bezos living out the 'Olympians punish him by chaining him to a rock and having an eagle eat his liver every day' phase of a titan's life tho.
Jeff Bezos will be co-CEO of AI startup Project Prometheus
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Counterpoint: the movie Prometheus sucks ass so maybe they mean like that?
Counter-Counterpoint: Prometheus? Thanks but I'm more Conmetheus.
Counter-Counterpoint: Prometheus? Thanks but I'm more Conmetheus.
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Never forget that just a week ago, Ross Douthat and the NYTimes were asking if women ruined the workplace.
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Never forget that just a week ago, Ross Douthat and the NYTimes were asking if women ruined the workplace.
The way this guy is telling the story is one of the very first lessons you're taught in working with sex offenders.
Sidenote: this guy should still be considered a threat to reoffend.
Sidenote: this guy should still be considered a threat to reoffend.
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The way this guy is telling the story is one of the very first lessons you're taught in working with sex offenders.
Sidenote: this guy should still be considered a threat to reoffend.
Sidenote: this guy should still be considered a threat to reoffend.
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NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
Every single one of these dipshits looks exactly like this whenever they're doing any of their masculinity cosplay.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Every single one of these dipshits looks exactly like this whenever they're doing any of their masculinity cosplay.
If all the New York Times' defenders can explain this, great!
But they won't, because they can't, because they're ultimately in on it.
But they won't, because they can't, because they're ultimately in on it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If all the New York Times' defenders can explain this, great!
But they won't, because they can't, because they're ultimately in on it.
But they won't, because they can't, because they're ultimately in on it.
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I mean if you're still reading The New York Times at this point you're reading the paper that quietly shielded the largest pedophile conspiracy of our time.
It's still hard for me to fathom that the New York Times *had* proof of Epstein's pedophile ring on their servers since 2016 and just chose not to do anything with it.
I've known for a while that the press was corrupt, but I didn't know to this extent.
I've known for a while that the press was corrupt, but I didn't know to this extent.
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I mean if you're still reading The New York Times at this point you're reading the paper that quietly shielded the largest pedophile conspiracy of our time.