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@jamiroqueer.bsky.social
Cis gay Jewish atheist weirdo who stays home every Saturday night pretending he’s at a drive-in. I work in post. I like disco. “Makes the Internet suck" -Seth Abramson
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📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: It’s 1972 and rubber appliances are all the rage
Tonight we’re rewatching this little marathon!
📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: NEVER HIKE ALONE, NEVER HIKE IN THE SNOW, and NEVER HIKE ALONE 2 - a series of FRIDAY THE 13th fan films that are arguably better made than some of the real ones, and feature returning actors/characters from JASON LIVES
February 14, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Tonight we’re rewatching this little marathon!
I'm checking this out, the description of this guy's story function is irresistible
February 14, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I'm checking this out, the description of this guy's story function is irresistible
GAME OF DEATH II is one of my favorites of all time (I’ve only seen it in the English dubbed version Fortune Star puts out).
When it comes to martial arts films and GAME OF DEATH’s ghoulish resurrection of Bruce Lee, it’s a funnier spoof than KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE. Who cares if it wasn’t made as one
When it comes to martial arts films and GAME OF DEATH’s ghoulish resurrection of Bruce Lee, it’s a funnier spoof than KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE. Who cares if it wasn’t made as one
Share an actual fight scene with actual humans made by actual humans 🖤
GAME OF DEATH II (See-Yuen Ng, 1980)
GAME OF DEATH II (See-Yuen Ng, 1980)
February 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
GAME OF DEATH II is one of my favorites of all time (I’ve only seen it in the English dubbed version Fortune Star puts out).
When it comes to martial arts films and GAME OF DEATH’s ghoulish resurrection of Bruce Lee, it’s a funnier spoof than KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE. Who cares if it wasn’t made as one
When it comes to martial arts films and GAME OF DEATH’s ghoulish resurrection of Bruce Lee, it’s a funnier spoof than KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE. Who cares if it wasn’t made as one
always voted for prez in the foregone-conclusion state of NY—after another primary where we had no say—to help ensure it remains a sure thing. For that 1/2mm of progress smaller pockets of faraway Dems could stand. With this guy I’d finally consider saying you’re on your own, this is ridiculous
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
always voted for prez in the foregone-conclusion state of NY—after another primary where we had no say—to help ensure it remains a sure thing. For that 1/2mm of progress smaller pockets of faraway Dems could stand. With this guy I’d finally consider saying you’re on your own, this is ridiculous
thinking about the FRIDAY THE 13th laserdisc photo collages
Honestly funny the way they treated the first FRIDAY THE 13th especially. That's got to be the oldest laserdisc release Paramount (or maybe anyone) kept on pressing right up until the format died; I myself got a squeaky-clean new disc with the same shitty transfer you could see at the dawn of video
February 13, 2026 at 11:24 PM
thinking about the FRIDAY THE 13th laserdisc photo collages
I have waited…well, eleven years for this
This year is a very special year for horror fans, because it's the first time in eleven years that three Friday the 13ths will be taking place in a single year!
That happens to be the maximum amount of Friday the 13ths that can exist in a single year, and it won't happen again until 2037.
That happens to be the maximum amount of Friday the 13ths that can exist in a single year, and it won't happen again until 2037.
February 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I have waited…well, eleven years for this
it’s called generalmaxxing, you pretend Gavin Newsom is already the presidential nominee and then flip out at anyone acting like it’s still 2026
February 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
it’s called generalmaxxing, you pretend Gavin Newsom is already the presidential nominee and then flip out at anyone acting like it’s still 2026
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can’t post this one again until 2032
February 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
can’t post this one again until 2032
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Don't forget—there was a series of YA FRIDAY THE 13TH books back in the '90s. Now long OOP (digitizations exist), but they're very fun and worth reading. Also: quite gruesome.
‘Camp Crystal Lake’ – Unmasking the ‘Friday the 13th’ YA Horror Novels
After sending Jason Voorhees to Hell, and before launching him into space, the Friday the 13th franchise delivered a set of fresh and exciting stories. Of course, these other tales of the slasher icon...
bloody-disgusting.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Don't forget—there was a series of YA FRIDAY THE 13TH books back in the '90s. Now long OOP (digitizations exist), but they're very fun and worth reading. Also: quite gruesome.
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This is just like UBI. Every study shows it works and is more cost effective but societies‘ hatred of poor people means we‘d rather pay more to make them suffer.
Anderson Cooper: “So it's more expensive to have a chronically homeless person living on the streets than it is to actually subsidize an apartment for them?”
Answer: “Yes, we’re paying more as taxpayers to walk past that person on the street and do nothing…” #HousingFirst
Answer: “Yes, we’re paying more as taxpayers to walk past that person on the street and do nothing…” #HousingFirst
100,000 Homes: Housing the homeless saves money?
Giving apartments to the chronically homeless can save taxpayer dollars, advocates say
www.cbsnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
This is just like UBI. Every study shows it works and is more cost effective but societies‘ hatred of poor people means we‘d rather pay more to make them suffer.
Share an actual fight scene with actual humans made by actual humans 🖤
GAME OF DEATH II (See-Yuen Ng, 1980)
GAME OF DEATH II (See-Yuen Ng, 1980)
February 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Share an actual fight scene with actual humans made by actual humans 🖤
GAME OF DEATH II (See-Yuen Ng, 1980)
GAME OF DEATH II (See-Yuen Ng, 1980)
forgot: WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER
saw it with this cool guy I randomly fell in with one summer between college years, he bullied our way into the Village East with some kind of press credentials and we saw one of its near-empty showings and both loved it
saw it with this cool guy I randomly fell in with one summer between college years, he bullied our way into the Village East with some kind of press credentials and we saw one of its near-empty showings and both loved it
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 13, 2026 at 6:40 AM
forgot: WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER
saw it with this cool guy I randomly fell in with one summer between college years, he bullied our way into the Village East with some kind of press credentials and we saw one of its near-empty showings and both loved it
saw it with this cool guy I randomly fell in with one summer between college years, he bullied our way into the Village East with some kind of press credentials and we saw one of its near-empty showings and both loved it
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Wow, look at that, you don't just have to roll over like a fucking coward
New York City leaders rehung the Pride flag in front of the Stonewall National Monument in a chaotic scene that included an American flag briefly being removed, a rebuke of the Trump administration’s efforts to remove the symbol from federal property.
New York leaders, defying Trump, rehang Stonewall Inn Pride flag in chaotic scene
The Trump administration had removed the LGBTQ+ symbol, citing a policy limiting what can be displayed on federal property.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Wow, look at that, you don't just have to roll over like a fucking coward
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Absolutely incredible selection of names here. Tag yourself. I’m Bromley Davenport.
February 12, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Absolutely incredible selection of names here. Tag yourself. I’m Bromley Davenport.
one time the Surgeon General under Clinton got run out of town on a rail for saying masturbation is healthy and safe. Right-wing outrage for weeks
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
one time the Surgeon General under Clinton got run out of town on a rail for saying masturbation is healthy and safe. Right-wing outrage for weeks
Recorded an interview first thing this morning, and my face was visibly sleepy and I was facing the daylight and it’s the first time this producer randomly asked how old I am 😭
February 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Recorded an interview first thing this morning, and my face was visibly sleepy and I was facing the daylight and it’s the first time this producer randomly asked how old I am 😭
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He literally says in this clip that ICE will keep in Minnesota “quick reaction forces” — a military term — to go after “agitators.” Remember that those on the ground in MPLS have spent more than a week trying to tell everyone that Trump’s prior “deescalation” was a ruse and ICE is still operational
Homan: "Operation Metro Surge is ending. In the next week, we're going to deploy the officers here on detail back to their home stations or to other areas of the country where they're needed."
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
He literally says in this clip that ICE will keep in Minnesota “quick reaction forces” — a military term — to go after “agitators.” Remember that those on the ground in MPLS have spent more than a week trying to tell everyone that Trump’s prior “deescalation” was a ruse and ICE is still operational
whatever you’re not my dad
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
whatever you’re not my dad
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New SHINY THINGS just dropped, in which I spin up @criterion.bsky.social's splendid new 4K release of Jacques Tati's PLAYTIME. Nearly sixty years old, and still one of a kind.
All The World's a Soundstage
In which Criterion releases Jacques Tati's PLAYTIME in glorious 4K, and Norm gets to enjoy it.
shiny-things.ghost.io
February 12, 2026 at 3:03 PM
New SHINY THINGS just dropped, in which I spin up @criterion.bsky.social's splendid new 4K release of Jacques Tati's PLAYTIME. Nearly sixty years old, and still one of a kind.
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I didn't expect the Jeffrey Epstein story to contain assistant editor workflow gore but lmao
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I didn't expect the Jeffrey Epstein story to contain assistant editor workflow gore but lmao
now watching KNIGHT AND DAY, for the only reason to watch KNIGHT AND DAY: Why not
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
now watching KNIGHT AND DAY, for the only reason to watch KNIGHT AND DAY: Why not
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OMG
FEWER BETWEEN THE HUSTLER AND THE COLOR OF MONEY
FEWER BETWEEN THE HUSTLER AND THE COLOR OF MONEY
There were fewer years between HALLOWEEN and H20 than there are between SCREAM and SCREAM VII. Fewer years than 28 DAYS LATER to 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE.
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
OMG
FEWER BETWEEN THE HUSTLER AND THE COLOR OF MONEY
FEWER BETWEEN THE HUSTLER AND THE COLOR OF MONEY
the STRANGERS WITH CANDY movie 💅🏻
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
the STRANGERS WITH CANDY movie 💅🏻
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I love this one. archive.org/details/bern...
February 11, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I love this one. archive.org/details/bern...
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Cannot tell you how thrilled I am to have written about ten of my favorite short films from Sundance, one of which you can actually watch online right now. I cried at some, cackled at others, some were by existing favorites and others were fresh new discoveries. Long live short cinema!!!
Slices of life in the Sundance shorts section
Don't let the excitement of the ritzy feature premieres fool you – Sundance's brightest gems can be found in their excellent shorts programming.
lwlies.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Cannot tell you how thrilled I am to have written about ten of my favorite short films from Sundance, one of which you can actually watch online right now. I cried at some, cackled at others, some were by existing favorites and others were fresh new discoveries. Long live short cinema!!!