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@jamiroqueer.bsky.social
Cis gay Jewish atheist weirdo who stays home every Saturday night pretending he’s at a drive-in. I work in post. “Makes the Internet suck" -Seth Abramson
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WE AT IT AGAIN
slapping this on the old TV for about the tenth time.
It’s in that JUMPIN’ JACK FLASH sweet spot of a mid comedy you’ll laugh at the same amount forever
It’s in that JUMPIN’ JACK FLASH sweet spot of a mid comedy you’ll laugh at the same amount forever
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
WE AT IT AGAIN
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It's so terrifying! I think I would actually like this film more without the supernatural element, and just the focus on the cult crimes. Like Effed-up Moloch-worshipping Satan Freaks doing this of their own volition is the peak of terror, imho ...
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#FrightClub #Sinister
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#FrightClub #Sinister
You are right. I was outright annoyed by the plot in the end, but those segments have such a horrifying Red Dragon*-esque power you can forgive almost anything
*the book, more than anything
*the book, more than anything
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It's so terrifying! I think I would actually like this film more without the supernatural element, and just the focus on the cult crimes. Like Effed-up Moloch-worshipping Satan Freaks doing this of their own volition is the peak of terror, imho ...
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#FrightClub #Sinister
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#FrightClub #Sinister
riding home on the subway and saw a Zohran hat, and just plain felt good that he’ll be our mayor soon
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
riding home on the subway and saw a Zohran hat, and just plain felt good that he’ll be our mayor soon
I don’t usually participate in synchronized hashtagged horror watches, but I love seeing stuff on the TL like “everyone is watching SINISTER and critiquing the police department’s investigative prowess”
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I don’t usually participate in synchronized hashtagged horror watches, but I love seeing stuff on the TL like “everyone is watching SINISTER and critiquing the police department’s investigative prowess”
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Hooked on phonics worked for me. Don't know what your problem is.
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hooked on phonics worked for me. Don't know what your problem is.
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Taking this opportunity to remind everyone of my wagyu chili conspiracy, I'm sure an enterprising journalist will win a pulitzer with this story one of these days
bsky.app/profile/fred...
bsky.app/profile/fred...
wait does the Tesla Diner still exist
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Taking this opportunity to remind everyone of my wagyu chili conspiracy, I'm sure an enterprising journalist will win a pulitzer with this story one of these days
bsky.app/profile/fred...
bsky.app/profile/fred...
wait does the Tesla Diner still exist
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
wait does the Tesla Diner still exist
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I reviewed Song (1928), and I wrote about how wonderful Anna May Wong is in it, and how much structural racism has denied us the film histories we should have. www.patreon.com/posts/song-1...
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I reviewed Song (1928), and I wrote about how wonderful Anna May Wong is in it, and how much structural racism has denied us the film histories we should have. www.patreon.com/posts/song-1...
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this is cool and people saying "just buy a whistle on amazon" did not read the story, have lost the light in their hearts, and will not enter heaven with that attitude www.404media.co/the-latest-d...
The Latest Defense Against ICE: 3D-Printed Whistles
Chicagoans are making, sharing, and printing designs for whistles that can warn people when ICE is in the area. The goal is to “prevent as many people from being kidnapped as possible.”
www.404media.co
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
this is cool and people saying "just buy a whistle on amazon" did not read the story, have lost the light in their hearts, and will not enter heaven with that attitude www.404media.co/the-latest-d...
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Oh no! Rest in peace, Sally Kirkland. This is especially heartbreaking: SAG-AFTRA canceled Medicare supplemental insurance in 2021 for members over the age of 65 and she died with a go fund me page in hospice care.😢💔
www.masslive.com/news/2025/11...
www.masslive.com/news/2025/11...
Hollywood icon dies at 84 after entering hospice amid ‘significant health crisis’
A veteran actress who appeared in more than 200 films has died following a string significant medical incidents over the past year.
www.masslive.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh no! Rest in peace, Sally Kirkland. This is especially heartbreaking: SAG-AFTRA canceled Medicare supplemental insurance in 2021 for members over the age of 65 and she died with a go fund me page in hospice care.😢💔
www.masslive.com/news/2025/11...
www.masslive.com/news/2025/11...
remember the torture song from The Walking Dead, where the singer was “on Easy Street” and all the lyrics just repeated and reworded that one thought? It was library music—written for ppl who need an unchanging, digestible musical mood for an ad or whatever
Anyway, just listened to this; same shit
Anyway, just listened to this; same shit
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
remember the torture song from The Walking Dead, where the singer was “on Easy Street” and all the lyrics just repeated and reworded that one thought? It was library music—written for ppl who need an unchanging, digestible musical mood for an ad or whatever
Anyway, just listened to this; same shit
Anyway, just listened to this; same shit
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Wrote about the potential catastrophe coming from genAI. Not a certainty, but not unlikely to see mass social disruptions. theforum.beehiiv.com/p/a-final-wa...
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Wrote about the potential catastrophe coming from genAI. Not a certainty, but not unlikely to see mass social disruptions. theforum.beehiiv.com/p/a-final-wa...
“Things that look like other things” is my favorite category of thing 🥰
I saw this cute Stranger Things power bank at the store and decided to get one. I've been needing to replace the one I lost on vacation anyway.
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“Things that look like other things” is my favorite category of thing 🥰
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James Bond needs to have very precise continuity, we need to get a full follow-up on David Niven
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
James Bond needs to have very precise continuity, we need to get a full follow-up on David Niven
problem with being a delusional ideologue is that you think “power” is why you keep hearing you are one. If you just remove these pesky critics, balance will be restored and things will look the way they really are: The way you thought
Nope. Ends w/ you in a bare room as reality passes you by
Nope. Ends w/ you in a bare room as reality passes you by
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
problem with being a delusional ideologue is that you think “power” is why you keep hearing you are one. If you just remove these pesky critics, balance will be restored and things will look the way they really are: The way you thought
Nope. Ends w/ you in a bare room as reality passes you by
Nope. Ends w/ you in a bare room as reality passes you by
as always, big mistake to give me access to tracking information
anyway the store where I saw a copy of TROUBLE EVERY DAY with its gorgeous slipcover this summer, inevitably, no longer has it. But the Vinegar Syndrome website beckons. A low price for everything but the slipcover ain’t bad
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
as always, big mistake to give me access to tracking information
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I Asked ChatGPT How to Bring James Bond Back from The Dead and It Told Me to Take a Backflip Off a Bridge
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I Asked ChatGPT How to Bring James Bond Back from The Dead and It Told Me to Take a Backflip Off a Bridge
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Body Funk (Extended Mix)
YouTube video by Purple Disco Machine - Topic
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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They need to listen to my podcast (cough cough The Bond We Share cough cough) 😜
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
They need to listen to my podcast (cough cough The Bond We Share cough cough) 😜
haha what?
this is like worrying that you’ll have to explain Bond’s new face, or why he hasn’t aged past 35 since the Cuban Missile Crisis, or what happened to that nice lady he met in the last one
this is like worrying that you’ll have to explain Bond’s new face, or why he hasn’t aged past 35 since the Cuban Missile Crisis, or what happened to that nice lady he met in the last one
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
haha what?
this is like worrying that you’ll have to explain Bond’s new face, or why he hasn’t aged past 35 since the Cuban Missile Crisis, or what happened to that nice lady he met in the last one
this is like worrying that you’ll have to explain Bond’s new face, or why he hasn’t aged past 35 since the Cuban Missile Crisis, or what happened to that nice lady he met in the last one
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I'm honestly starting to think Americans are going to end the decade with either universal health care or malaria.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I'm honestly starting to think Americans are going to end the decade with either universal health care or malaria.
I saw this woman a lot during my “tune in to X so you don’t get your hopes up too high” election adventure. Terrible person if you ask me
Self-described “moderates” and mainlining right-wing bullshit and lies. Name a more iconic duo.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I saw this woman a lot during my “tune in to X so you don’t get your hopes up too high” election adventure. Terrible person if you ask me
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"[N]ew work rules that suddenly went into effect this month for New Yorkers who rely on food assistance."
"[C]ould result in hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers losing their access to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program." "[A]s soon as March 2026."
#NewYork #USA #Food #Labour #Courts
"[C]ould result in hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers losing their access to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program." "[A]s soon as March 2026."
#NewYork #USA #Food #Labour #Courts
'Blindsided' Counties Struggle to Implement Trump's SNAP Work Rules
Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers could lose their food benefits due to new SNAP work requirements.
nysfocus.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
lmaaaao this doesn’t mean “this weekend.” Check that opening non-paywalled sentence
SCOOP: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
Scoop: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
"We let him know what we were doing," said Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.).
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
lmaaaao this doesn’t mean “this weekend.” Check that opening non-paywalled sentence