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Those of us who remember the Afghanistan War will recognize this as the Fighting Season having Ended
"Another source with direct knowledge said the number of Border Patrol agents currently operating in the Chicago area will go from 250 down to 100. But in March, that number could increase to 1,000 agents."
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U.S. Border Patrol boss Greg Bovino, fellow agents expected to leave Chicago soon
Homeland Security Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin insists “we aren’t leaving Chicago,” but the feds' immigration campaign is expected to begin winding down. However, one source said they could b...
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November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Those of us who remember the Afghanistan War will recognize this as the Fighting Season having Ended
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Homie said you’re poor, trashy, and stunting.
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Homie said you’re poor, trashy, and stunting.
Should a mandatory as part of building codes for Mexican restaurants that every table has a call button (like on commercial airlines) strictly for chips and salsa refills.
November 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Should a mandatory as part of building codes for Mexican restaurants that every table has a call button (like on commercial airlines) strictly for chips and salsa refills.
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The correct day to put your Christmas decorations up is Black Friday.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
This is a public service announcement:
Christmas starts after dessert is eaten on Thanksgiving Day. Premature decorations, Christmas trees, and Christmas songs are a sure signs of insanity.
Thank you. And enjoy your turkey and stuffing.
Christmas starts after dessert is eaten on Thanksgiving Day. Premature decorations, Christmas trees, and Christmas songs are a sure signs of insanity.
Thank you. And enjoy your turkey and stuffing.
a boxer dog is looking at a pumpkin pie on a cooling rack
ALT: a boxer dog is looking at a pumpkin pie on a cooling rack
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November 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The correct day to put your Christmas decorations up is Black Friday.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:
MC'd a promotion ceremony for a buddy and he wanted to do the fast and simple version of the ceremony, so we kept things short, sweet and moving. My SES commented afterwards "we got the McDonald's drive through version of a promotion ceremony"
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
MC'd a promotion ceremony for a buddy and he wanted to do the fast and simple version of the ceremony, so we kept things short, sweet and moving. My SES commented afterwards "we got the McDonald's drive through version of a promotion ceremony"
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I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger
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Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
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Our grid is ancient because we invented electricity.
The Netherlands finished burying all of its telecom and low/medium voltage power lines more than 20 years ago. When you look out at a Dutch street your view is not obstructed by overhead crap. Why is America still a primitive mess and why aren’t Americans even trying to fix it
October 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Our grid is ancient because we invented electricity.
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Found that posted under the US team that won the Math olympics, and some dipshit moked them for having chinese heritage: "You don't get it. This is what we do: We take the best of yours, and make them citizens, and beat you. That is the power of the USA."
Hope you guys come back some day.
Hope you guys come back some day.
October 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Found that posted under the US team that won the Math olympics, and some dipshit moked them for having chinese heritage: "You don't get it. This is what we do: We take the best of yours, and make them citizens, and beat you. That is the power of the USA."
Hope you guys come back some day.
Hope you guys come back some day.
Banger of a thread ⬇️
The SS created their own divisions because they were absolute dipshits. It’s like Iraqi Republican Guard or the IRGC.
October 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Banger of a thread ⬇️
Shout this from the rooftops
You want a military tradition worth venerating? We took immigrants who grew up in rough neighborhoods and the culture of football and ran through the SS like shit through a goose.
October 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Shout this from the rooftops
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You want a military tradition worth venerating? We took immigrants who grew up in rough neighborhoods and the culture of football and ran through the SS like shit through a goose.
October 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
You want a military tradition worth venerating? We took immigrants who grew up in rough neighborhoods and the culture of football and ran through the SS like shit through a goose.
Then they should deliver fully ready games. Plus people have got bit too many times with big name games only to have them be a complete dumpsterfire for the a few months after release or just completely flop (starfield etc).
This point really upsets some folks, but it is true. Folks wonder why there's so much DLC, microtransactions and stuff and the answer is that at a $70 price point, inflation adjusted, games cost 75% of what they did in 2000 when it was typically $50.
Inflation is like that.
Inflation is like that.
AAA video games should cost $100 on launch. this would still be extremely cheap for the amount of time and enjoyment you get out of them! But an audience of whiny babies has kept them literally at the same price for *two decades* despite both general inflation *and* sector-specific costs rising
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Then they should deliver fully ready games. Plus people have got bit too many times with big name games only to have them be a complete dumpsterfire for the a few months after release or just completely flop (starfield etc).
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I want dumb everything. I want the dumbest appliances in the world in my home. I will pay someone to make them dumb. Just sit there and be a bed. That's all I need from you.
Call me a luddite if you like - but I don't want a bed that stops working when Amazon Web Services goes down.
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto
The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.
www.dexerto.com
October 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I want dumb everything. I want the dumbest appliances in the world in my home. I will pay someone to make them dumb. Just sit there and be a bed. That's all I need from you.
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We’re going to put the F-35 on the blockchain
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
We’re going to put the F-35 on the blockchain
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That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
Roger Goodell says the NFL is looking into how AI can help officiating in the future.
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
My son currently trying to negotiate an issue right now which his stance is "there are no rules"
a man in a red shirt is saying this is no democracy it 's a dictatorship .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is saying this is no democracy it 's a dictatorship .
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October 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My son currently trying to negotiate an issue right now which his stance is "there are no rules"
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immigrant grocery store owner who voted for Trump to lower grocery prices and then got wrecked by tariffs. mfer you run a business called "Wong Kai Imports" what the hell did you think was gonna happen
"A beloved family-run grocery store in Florida may have to close its doors after 43 years because of tariffs." www.dailymail.co.uk/yourmoney/ar...
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
immigrant grocery store owner who voted for Trump to lower grocery prices and then got wrecked by tariffs. mfer you run a business called "Wong Kai Imports" what the hell did you think was gonna happen
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Great moments in redaction history.
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Great moments in redaction history.