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caroline
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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i made this one a few years ago
February 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Programming is not a real job because programmers don't get to wear special hats while programming.

They know this, that's why programmers made up imaginary hats to they pretend to wear. They don't even describe these hats other than color, such is their shame at their hatlessness.
February 11, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 10:53 AM
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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have you said something embarrassing on social media?
April 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
Oh fuck yeah
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Should have been fired when all his research turned out to be faked
January 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Great movie
January 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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i’m never gonna stop saying this
January 20, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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i think if we abolish ICE for murdering innocent people we should do the same for police
January 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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dutch ppl love to say shit like "i love gold" and "smoke and a pancake". they hate it when you say shit like "how about no"
January 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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manifesting:
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯

🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯

🕯 for all involved 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Peter Thiel described himself as “small-o orthodox Christian” and that’s got to be the stupidest & most illogical descriptor I’ve ever heard
December 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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gonna try the creekwater brine chicken recipe thats been making waves on the bogfolk mailing list
December 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Whoa hold up, a healthcare system where the wealthy get better healthcare? I’m not following you Mark this is all strange to me.
Are you ok with rich people having access to the most expensive doctors and hospitals and you don't because the gov won't pay for it or they opted out of the Universal care program ?

Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
December 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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mens day advice: men, that sex worker you like does like you back. keep sending her money
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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* LEAVITT: HENRY II DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Accidentally discovered a guy named
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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> go to "brick and mortar" store
> look inside
> entirely made of concrete
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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People who did not grow up here will never understand the tears that just erupted seeing TOM SKILLING's name on this
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A French person rolled their eyes and sighed “that’s so american” when I ventured to say a singer, who performed in four different European languages, “invented” nonsense lyrics for an African song was being culturally insensitive
always so funny when you talk to a european about diversity and they're like "of course we have diversity. we even allow slavs and poles in the same room as us now"
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM