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Is there an Olympic event for leaving your blinker on for miles and miles?
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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please use alt text

please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget

please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 AM
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Goddamn can you imagine how hot the gay hockey sex is at the Olympics this year
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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I'm almost wishing for an alien invasion. We could use some good news.
February 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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Turns out I’m not the only one who can’t tell Cybertrucks from dumpsters.
February 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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"My phone is at 69% right now" -me, sexting
February 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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Blindfold me with your red flag.
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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Dollar Tree sells vibrators. The brand is called Eye Massager
February 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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“Okay Steve, try it now.”
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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Meet Lally.

Lally is loud.
January 27, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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I was cut from a different, less absorbent, cloth.
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Can’t, listening to the new Silversun Pickups record 🤘
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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When my mom is through LinkedIn will finally be a safe place for moms what a hero 🏆👑 Congratulations @francesmeh.reviews from @jimstewart.bsky.social
got banned from linked in for my post: what i learned about b2b enterprise sales from fucking your mom
February 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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We're getting old fast, better fuck while we still can.
February 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Every week I go to the grocery store, buy the biggest lobster in the tank, drive it to the ocean and set it free.
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
This continues to be a Valentine’s Day advice account 😎
February 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Them: What has surprised you about adulthood

Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 AM
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i will do ridiculous things for money for example today i will use some of my life force to answer emails
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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Jesse’s friend Rick is kind of an asshole
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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not my fault 69 is the perfect temperature in my car and apartment
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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This jizz on my throat looks nothing like a pearl necklace.
February 6, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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In a world full of nefarious and cowardly dealings, the brutal honesty of a hockey fight always gives me hope…
PS: suck it, Tkachuk
Insane fight between the Panthers and Lightning in the NHL.

155 minutes in penalties and the coach Paul Maurice was tossed.

Video is nearly 3 minutes long.
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Kudos to Shinedown 🤘

Check out: Shinedown Pull Out of Rock the Country Festival
Shinedown Pull Out of Rock the Country Festival After Drummer Called Ludacris a 'Coward' for Doing the Same
"We do not want to participate in something we believe will create further division," the band said.
loudwire.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM