Ridge 🇨🇦
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View Royal, Vancouver Island
View Royal, Vancouver Island
Wholesome Valentines Day content 😎
February 14, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Wholesome Valentines Day content 😎
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i bet it would feel so good if we could put our bodies into low power mode
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
i bet it would feel so good if we could put our bodies into low power mode
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Accidentally ordered a large pizza all for myself. Please respect my privacy during this trying time
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Accidentally ordered a large pizza all for myself. Please respect my privacy during this trying time
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Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
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buys u this
posting this for those who are not aware of what whole milk is called in canada
February 14, 2026 at 3:08 AM
buys u this
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Everyone out here hacking on Friday the 13th like Monday the 16th isn't the real enemy
February 14, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Everyone out here hacking on Friday the 13th like Monday the 16th isn't the real enemy
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MC Hammer, is an American rapper, dancer, record producer, and actor. He was popular in the late 1980s and early 1990s for his hit songs like "U Can't Touch This", and "2 Legit 2 Quit". Hammer was known for his flashy dance moves, extravagant choreography, and his signature Hammer pants
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
MC Hammer, is an American rapper, dancer, record producer, and actor. He was popular in the late 1980s and early 1990s for his hit songs like "U Can't Touch This", and "2 Legit 2 Quit". Hammer was known for his flashy dance moves, extravagant choreography, and his signature Hammer pants
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Take heart, Friday the 13th only occurs three times in 2026!
February 13, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Take heart, Friday the 13th only occurs three times in 2026!
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Not all head is created equal. “Doing this is so you’ll shut up” head is far different from “I need to worship your body” head
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Not all head is created equal. “Doing this is so you’ll shut up” head is far different from “I need to worship your body” head
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Buy her flowers, dumbass.
January 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Buy her flowers, dumbass.
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I can't wait to get off these antidepressants so my tits finally work again
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I can't wait to get off these antidepressants so my tits finally work again
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McDonald’s hash browns would fix me
February 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
McDonald’s hash browns would fix me
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Colin Jost is an American comedian, writer, and actor known for co-anchoring Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live. Born in 1982, he joined SNL in 2005, later becoming head writer. He’s also a bestselling author and is married to actor Scarlett Johansson
February 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Colin Jost is an American comedian, writer, and actor known for co-anchoring Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live. Born in 1982, he joined SNL in 2005, later becoming head writer. He’s also a bestselling author and is married to actor Scarlett Johansson
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Heads up, the cookie dealers are back. I got jumped outside the supermarket on a Thursday afternoon
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Heads up, the cookie dealers are back. I got jumped outside the supermarket on a Thursday afternoon
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don’t forget to leave cookies and milk out with the door unlocked for Jason Voorhees tonight
February 13, 2026 at 1:04 PM
don’t forget to leave cookies and milk out with the door unlocked for Jason Voorhees tonight
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i filled my own washer fluid this morning
*adds “mechanic” to resume*
*adds “mechanic” to resume*
February 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
i filled my own washer fluid this morning
*adds “mechanic” to resume*
*adds “mechanic” to resume*
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We were supposed to be fueling our cars with garbage by now
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 AM
We were supposed to be fueling our cars with garbage by now
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We need to go back to spinning in circles, rolling down hills and blowing bubbles on windy afternoons
February 13, 2026 at 11:10 AM
We need to go back to spinning in circles, rolling down hills and blowing bubbles on windy afternoons
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Ciabatta not fuck with them, they don't knead to put up with naan of your shit. You butter believe they'll crumb right at you and you'll be toast, your loaf over. Do you want your mama putting flours on your grave? Crust me, that's just how they roll. Okay, challah at you later.
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Ciabatta not fuck with them, they don't knead to put up with naan of your shit. You butter believe they'll crumb right at you and you'll be toast, your loaf over. Do you want your mama putting flours on your grave? Crust me, that's just how they roll. Okay, challah at you later.
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Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!
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some of you have never skeeted with the devil in the pale moonlight and it really shows
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
some of you have never skeeted with the devil in the pale moonlight and it really shows
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Me working on my drafts
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Me working on my drafts