Ridge 🇨🇦
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View Royal, Vancouver Island
View Royal, Vancouver Island
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McDonald’s hash browns would fix me
February 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
McDonald’s hash browns would fix me
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Colin Jost is an American comedian, writer, and actor known for co-anchoring Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live. Born in 1982, he joined SNL in 2005, later becoming head writer. He’s also a bestselling author and is married to actor Scarlett Johansson
February 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Colin Jost is an American comedian, writer, and actor known for co-anchoring Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live. Born in 1982, he joined SNL in 2005, later becoming head writer. He’s also a bestselling author and is married to actor Scarlett Johansson
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Heads up, the cookie dealers are back. I got jumped outside the supermarket on a Thursday afternoon
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Heads up, the cookie dealers are back. I got jumped outside the supermarket on a Thursday afternoon
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don’t forget to leave cookies and milk out with the door unlocked for Jason Voorhees tonight
February 13, 2026 at 1:04 PM
don’t forget to leave cookies and milk out with the door unlocked for Jason Voorhees tonight
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i filled my own washer fluid this morning
*adds “mechanic” to resume*
*adds “mechanic” to resume*
February 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
i filled my own washer fluid this morning
*adds “mechanic” to resume*
*adds “mechanic” to resume*
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We were supposed to be fueling our cars with garbage by now
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 AM
We were supposed to be fueling our cars with garbage by now
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We need to go back to spinning in circles, rolling down hills and blowing bubbles on windy afternoons
February 13, 2026 at 11:10 AM
We need to go back to spinning in circles, rolling down hills and blowing bubbles on windy afternoons
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Ciabatta not fuck with them, they don't knead to put up with naan of your shit. You butter believe they'll crumb right at you and you'll be toast, your loaf over. Do you want your mama putting flours on your grave? Crust me, that's just how they roll. Okay, challah at you later.
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Ciabatta not fuck with them, they don't knead to put up with naan of your shit. You butter believe they'll crumb right at you and you'll be toast, your loaf over. Do you want your mama putting flours on your grave? Crust me, that's just how they roll. Okay, challah at you later.
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Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!
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some of you have never skeeted with the devil in the pale moonlight and it really shows
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
some of you have never skeeted with the devil in the pale moonlight and it really shows
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Me working on my drafts
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Me working on my drafts
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*clears throat* Read the ALT TEXT! 😂😂😂
me working on my drafts
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
*clears throat* Read the ALT TEXT! 😂😂😂
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A jumping spider has taken up residence in a corner in my living room and we are negotiating an amicable arrangement.
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 AM
A jumping spider has taken up residence in a corner in my living room and we are negotiating an amicable arrangement.
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Sometimes people come into your life, and that’s got to stop.
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Sometimes people come into your life, and that’s got to stop.
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This is important:
I had a couple of cookies.
I recommend this to everyone.
I recommend this to everyone.
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
This is important:
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Hear me out: Curling, but with Roombas
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Hear me out: Curling, but with Roombas
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I love being on top of you.
*me talking to my bed
*me talking to my bed
January 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I love being on top of you.
*me talking to my bed
*me talking to my bed
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is Kix still kid-tested mother-approved
February 13, 2026 at 12:19 AM
is Kix still kid-tested mother-approved
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Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
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wearing my vagina inside out like a mink because i hate waste.
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
wearing my vagina inside out like a mink because i hate waste.
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sorta miss being a kid and wondering why the moon follows me
February 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
sorta miss being a kid and wondering why the moon follows me