Ridge 🇨🇦
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View Royal, Vancouver Island
View Royal, Vancouver Island
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Looking for someone to crack open my sternum and pull my ribs apart but not in a sex way
February 11, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Looking for someone to crack open my sternum and pull my ribs apart but not in a sex way
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“I had sex with your partner.”
-me as a therapist
-me as a therapist
Your ass looks fat in those jeans (derogatory)
-me to me
-me to me
It’s probably your fault.
-me as a therapist
-me as a therapist
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
“I had sex with your partner.”
-me as a therapist
-me as a therapist
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I'll hold your hair back so you don't get any apocalypse on it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'll hold your hair back so you don't get any apocalypse on it.
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*brings a mistress to a wife fight
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
*brings a mistress to a wife fight
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I think it’s funny when people are like your kid is 18 they can be on their own. Have you seen the world? Nah, my kids will always have me.
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I think it’s funny when people are like your kid is 18 they can be on their own. Have you seen the world? Nah, my kids will always have me.
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February 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
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[flirting] wanna watch me eat all 20 inches of this ikea hot dog?
February 11, 2026 at 2:33 AM
[flirting] wanna watch me eat all 20 inches of this ikea hot dog?
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I got nothing.
Fuck it, SEND.
Fuck it, SEND.
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I got nothing.
Fuck it, SEND.
Fuck it, SEND.
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They are going to have to bury me sitting down. My body will no longer unfold.
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
They are going to have to bury me sitting down. My body will no longer unfold.
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My weekends last six minutes but holding a 60 second plank lasts three to five business days.
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
My weekends last six minutes but holding a 60 second plank lasts three to five business days.
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Hey you didn't respond well to my fawning compliment where do we go from here
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Hey you didn't respond well to my fawning compliment where do we go from here
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After work, I allowed a friend to come over. I guess if people wanna hang out with me I should let them. Once.
February 11, 2026 at 4:33 AM
After work, I allowed a friend to come over. I guess if people wanna hang out with me I should let them. Once.
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“I heard Def Leppard and thought of you”
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
“I heard Def Leppard and thought of you”
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sometimes the sound of rain is the only conversation you need
January 31, 2026 at 1:09 PM
sometimes the sound of rain is the only conversation you need
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What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Valentine's Day Ball. What about you?
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Valentine's Day Ball. What about you?
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Her: I didn’t shave, I hope you don’t mind
Me:
Me:
February 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Her: I didn’t shave, I hope you don’t mind
Me:
Me:
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would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream
we could get coffee after
we could get coffee after
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream
we could get coffee after
we could get coffee after
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no, babe, it’s okay that you’re not stacy’s mom. i still think you’ve got it going on.
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
no, babe, it’s okay that you’re not stacy’s mom. i still think you’ve got it going on.
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She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th
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I didn’t realize Wes Borland had game
WES BORLAND Of LIMP BIZKIT Doubles Down After Backlash For Saying "F*ck You" To Trump Supporters: "F*ck Trump, F*ck ICE"
metalinjection.net/news/yes/wes...
metalinjection.net/news/yes/wes...
WES BORLAND Of LIMP BIZKIT Doubles Down After Backlash For Saying "F*ck You" To Trump Supporters: "F*ck Trump, F*ck ICE" - Metal Injection
Wes Borland told Limp Bizkit followers that if they supported the Trump administration to unfollow him.
metalinjection.net
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I didn’t realize Wes Borland had game
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Turns out if you shit post from another country, your skeet has an accent.
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Turns out if you shit post from another country, your skeet has an accent.
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sure, i may lack Self-Awareness™, but i make up for it with Mental Illness™ and Nice Tits™
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
sure, i may lack Self-Awareness™, but i make up for it with Mental Illness™ and Nice Tits™