Ridge 🇨🇦
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View Royal, Vancouver Island
View Royal, Vancouver Island
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"My phone is at 69% right now" -me, sexting
February 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
"My phone is at 69% right now" -me, sexting
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Blindfold me with your red flag.
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Blindfold me with your red flag.
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Dollar Tree sells vibrators. The brand is called Eye Massager
February 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Dollar Tree sells vibrators. The brand is called Eye Massager
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“Okay Steve, try it now.”
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
“Okay Steve, try it now.”
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Meet Lally.
Lally is loud.
Lally is loud.
January 27, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Meet Lally.
Lally is loud.
Lally is loud.
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I was cut from a different, less absorbent, cloth.
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I was cut from a different, less absorbent, cloth.
Can’t, listening to the new Silversun Pickups record 🤘
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Can’t, listening to the new Silversun Pickups record 🤘
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When my mom is through LinkedIn will finally be a safe place for moms what a hero 🏆👑 Congratulations @francesmeh.reviews from @jimstewart.bsky.social
got banned from linked in for my post: what i learned about b2b enterprise sales from fucking your mom
February 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
When my mom is through LinkedIn will finally be a safe place for moms what a hero 🏆👑 Congratulations @francesmeh.reviews from @jimstewart.bsky.social
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We're getting old fast, better fuck while we still can.
February 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
We're getting old fast, better fuck while we still can.
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Every week I go to the grocery store, buy the biggest lobster in the tank, drive it to the ocean and set it free.
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Every week I go to the grocery store, buy the biggest lobster in the tank, drive it to the ocean and set it free.
This continues to be a Valentine’s Day advice account 😎
February 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
This continues to be a Valentine’s Day advice account 😎
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Them: What has surprised you about adulthood
Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Them: What has surprised you about adulthood
Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
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i will do ridiculous things for money for example today i will use some of my life force to answer emails
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
i will do ridiculous things for money for example today i will use some of my life force to answer emails
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Jesse’s friend Rick is kind of an asshole
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Jesse’s friend Rick is kind of an asshole
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not my fault 69 is the perfect temperature in my car and apartment
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
not my fault 69 is the perfect temperature in my car and apartment
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This jizz on my throat looks nothing like a pearl necklace.
February 6, 2026 at 6:59 AM
This jizz on my throat looks nothing like a pearl necklace.
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In a world full of nefarious and cowardly dealings, the brutal honesty of a hockey fight always gives me hope…
PS: suck it, Tkachuk
PS: suck it, Tkachuk
Insane fight between the Panthers and Lightning in the NHL.
155 minutes in penalties and the coach Paul Maurice was tossed.
Video is nearly 3 minutes long.
155 minutes in penalties and the coach Paul Maurice was tossed.
Video is nearly 3 minutes long.
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 PM
In a world full of nefarious and cowardly dealings, the brutal honesty of a hockey fight always gives me hope…
PS: suck it, Tkachuk
PS: suck it, Tkachuk
Kudos to Shinedown 🤘
Check out: Shinedown Pull Out of Rock the Country Festival
Check out: Shinedown Pull Out of Rock the Country Festival
Shinedown Pull Out of Rock the Country Festival After Drummer Called Ludacris a 'Coward' for Doing the Same
"We do not want to participate in something we believe will create further division," the band said.
loudwire.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Kudos to Shinedown 🤘
Check out: Shinedown Pull Out of Rock the Country Festival
Check out: Shinedown Pull Out of Rock the Country Festival
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In the morning, one of us sounds like a chain-smoking bullfrog for the first hour.
The other is this cheerful singing “Good Morning!” while speaking in completely coherent sentences.
—It's unnatural.
The other is this cheerful singing “Good Morning!” while speaking in completely coherent sentences.
—It's unnatural.
February 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In the morning, one of us sounds like a chain-smoking bullfrog for the first hour.
The other is this cheerful singing “Good Morning!” while speaking in completely coherent sentences.
—It's unnatural.
The other is this cheerful singing “Good Morning!” while speaking in completely coherent sentences.
—It's unnatural.
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nothing quite like the sound of a vibrator in the morning
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
nothing quite like the sound of a vibrator in the morning
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"Potato masher"
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 AM
"Potato masher"