Ridge 🇨🇦
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View Royal, Vancouver Island
View Royal, Vancouver Island
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something something cheese fuck it send
- draft folder contents
- draft folder contents
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
something something cheese fuck it send
- draft folder contents
- draft folder contents
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the absolute state of things, in one image
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
the absolute state of things, in one image
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A perk to having memory issues is forgetting wtf my problem was
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
A perk to having memory issues is forgetting wtf my problem was
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just heard a man laugh and now i’m sick to my stomach
February 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
just heard a man laugh and now i’m sick to my stomach
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I'm old enough to remember when the commercials during the Super Bowl were good.
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I'm old enough to remember when the commercials during the Super Bowl were good.
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I know you don’t like to choose favorites, but I also know you like me a little more.
February 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I know you don’t like to choose favorites, but I also know you like me a little more.
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I’m sorry if I offended you, I was trying to offend someone else (your mom)
February 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I’m sorry if I offended you, I was trying to offend someone else (your mom)
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If they swallow their gum, they'll do that thing you like
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
If they swallow their gum, they'll do that thing you like
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Not sure when it happened but like 95% of "mature" porn performers are considerably younger than me.
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Not sure when it happened but like 95% of "mature" porn performers are considerably younger than me.
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*first day at my new marketing job*
Me: Toblertwo
Toblerone executives: Holy fuck
Me: Toblertwo
Toblerone executives: Holy fuck
February 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
*first day at my new marketing job*
Me: Toblertwo
Toblerone executives: Holy fuck
Me: Toblertwo
Toblerone executives: Holy fuck
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Me going to bed when I have clean sheets.
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February 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Me going to bed when I have clean sheets.
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What rhymes with
Suck my imaginary dick?
I want my resignation later to be perfect.
Suck my imaginary dick?
I want my resignation later to be perfect.
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
What rhymes with
Suck my imaginary dick?
I want my resignation later to be perfect.
Suck my imaginary dick?
I want my resignation later to be perfect.
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one of the highlights to being the parent of a 2yo is going through your kids pockets after you put them to bed and seeing all the things they found interesting throughout the day tucked inside
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 AM
one of the highlights to being the parent of a 2yo is going through your kids pockets after you put them to bed and seeing all the things they found interesting throughout the day tucked inside
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zamboni would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
zamboni would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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Vulva toes. Is this anything?
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Vulva toes. Is this anything?
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Can you tell the universe that I’m done learning lessons
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Can you tell the universe that I’m done learning lessons
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AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
PALO ALTO, CA—Hailing the new product as a “game changer” in the development of large language models, Silicon Valley insiders confirmed Tuesday that an AI chatbot that only responds “huh” had been va...
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February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
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I shall be a Super Bowl bush for Halloween
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I shall be a Super Bowl bush for Halloween
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dream job
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
dream job
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I kinda wanna go to Puerto Rico now that looks fun
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I kinda wanna go to Puerto Rico now that looks fun
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And then, he was a Good Bunny. A very Good Bunny.
The End.
The End.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
And then, he was a Good Bunny. A very Good Bunny.
The End.
The End.
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This whole thing is explicitly designed to piss off the worst people on the planet and it rocks
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
This whole thing is explicitly designed to piss off the worst people on the planet and it rocks
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Asking Chat GPT what I can do about saggy tits
It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed
It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed
February 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Asking Chat GPT what I can do about saggy tits
It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed
It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed