Ridge 🇨🇦
@cridge17.bsky.social
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View Royal, Vancouver Island
View Royal, Vancouver Island
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Asking Chat GPT what I can do about saggy tits
It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed
It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed
February 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Asking Chat GPT what I can do about saggy tits
It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed
It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed
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February 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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May the power of scaffolding compel you!
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
May the power of scaffolding compel you!
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You had me at reverse cowgirl
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 PM
You had me at reverse cowgirl
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american cheese is just like regular cheese but it owns a gun
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
american cheese is just like regular cheese but it owns a gun
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heated rivalry new season
February 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
heated rivalry new season
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friend: caffeine is going to wreck your heart
friend: so is my taste in men
friend: so is my taste in men
February 8, 2026 at 10:55 AM
friend: caffeine is going to wreck your heart
friend: so is my taste in men
friend: so is my taste in men
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Reverse cowgirl so I can fry up this bacon
February 8, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Reverse cowgirl so I can fry up this bacon
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gonna start serving durian fruit at parties and weddings so people will stop inviting me to them
February 8, 2026 at 12:15 PM
gonna start serving durian fruit at parties and weddings so people will stop inviting me to them
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I still don’t know which teams are in the game tomorrow (don’t tell me), but Imma gonna watch Bad Bunny and Green Day like it’s my job.
February 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I still don’t know which teams are in the game tomorrow (don’t tell me), but Imma gonna watch Bad Bunny and Green Day like it’s my job.
Demon and home improvement content 😎
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Demon and home improvement content 😎
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“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”
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[on your wedding day]
Me: how can I make this about me?
Me: how can I make this about me?
July 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
[on your wedding day]
Me: how can I make this about me?
Me: how can I make this about me?
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Releasing my pheromones like venom
February 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Releasing my pheromones like venom
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If you put your hand on my lower back when we're out in a crowded area, I am for sure, one million percent, going to do that thing you like when we get home.
February 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
If you put your hand on my lower back when we're out in a crowded area, I am for sure, one million percent, going to do that thing you like when we get home.
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I regret to inform you that the pants party is over
February 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I regret to inform you that the pants party is over
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I’m saving money this year by stealing
February 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I’m saving money this year by stealing
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I hope all my crushes are having a good weekend
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I hope all my crushes are having a good weekend
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If you want to rub something for good luck, don’t let that something be Gary from maintenance
February 7, 2026 at 6:03 AM
If you want to rub something for good luck, don’t let that something be Gary from maintenance
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Rotissicuffs! At the squishmallows bin 🏆👑 Congratulations @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social from @ashhull.bsky.social
putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
February 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Rotissicuffs! At the squishmallows bin 🏆👑 Congratulations @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social from @ashhull.bsky.social
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Trying this new thing where I just stay off the internet when I'm in a good mood.
February 7, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Trying this new thing where I just stay off the internet when I'm in a good mood.
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I’m mad at my uterus and my uterus is mad at me
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I’m mad at my uterus and my uterus is mad at me
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finally found a winter Olympic sport that i would totally fucking dominate
February 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
finally found a winter Olympic sport that i would totally fucking dominate