Ridge 🇨🇦
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View Royal, Vancouver Island
View Royal, Vancouver Island
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finally embracing ai*
*holding it to my chest as i jump into an active volcano
*holding it to my chest as i jump into an active volcano
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
finally embracing ai*
*holding it to my chest as i jump into an active volcano
*holding it to my chest as i jump into an active volcano
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The Winter Olympics seem pretty easy. Get down that hill? Done
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
The Winter Olympics seem pretty easy. Get down that hill? Done
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If I die of a papercut infection, I just want all to know I fought courageously against paper
February 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If I die of a papercut infection, I just want all to know I fought courageously against paper
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this version sleeps through the night
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
this version sleeps through the night
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damn are you an energy vampire because *falls asleep*
March 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
damn are you an energy vampire because *falls asleep*
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Look, if I wanted to see posts from Twitter. I would go over to Twitter
July 29, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Look, if I wanted to see posts from Twitter. I would go over to Twitter
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dentist: count backwards from 10, please
me: *nervous* 10, 9, 8, 7, … this is almost as fun as being at the dmv
dentist: yeah my license is suspended
me: 6, 5, 4, 3, … how’d you lose your driver’s license?
dentist: driver’s license?
me: *nervous* 10, 9, 8, 7, … this is almost as fun as being at the dmv
dentist: yeah my license is suspended
me: 6, 5, 4, 3, … how’d you lose your driver’s license?
dentist: driver’s license?
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
dentist: count backwards from 10, please
me: *nervous* 10, 9, 8, 7, … this is almost as fun as being at the dmv
dentist: yeah my license is suspended
me: 6, 5, 4, 3, … how’d you lose your driver’s license?
dentist: driver’s license?
me: *nervous* 10, 9, 8, 7, … this is almost as fun as being at the dmv
dentist: yeah my license is suspended
me: 6, 5, 4, 3, … how’d you lose your driver’s license?
dentist: driver’s license?
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please let me know if you hear about any haunted libraries that are hiring
February 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
please let me know if you hear about any haunted libraries that are hiring
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your boyfriend looks like he would make a reservation at a place with paper napkins for Valentine’s Day
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
your boyfriend looks like he would make a reservation at a place with paper napkins for Valentine’s Day
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It's like my cat doesn't even care that the mistletoe is still up.
November 22, 2023 at 12:28 PM
It's like my cat doesn't even care that the mistletoe is still up.
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My retirement plan is to play dominoes in Puerto Rico
February 10, 2026 at 12:46 PM
My retirement plan is to play dominoes in Puerto Rico
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[me going through anything] how can I be dramatic about this
February 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
[me going through anything] how can I be dramatic about this
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more boyfriend’s cat content
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
more boyfriend’s cat content
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motion to make all sportcasters gay men
February 12, 2026 at 2:28 PM
motion to make all sportcasters gay men
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[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
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I’m not gonna call him a liar. He’s just reckless with the truth
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I’m not gonna call him a liar. He’s just reckless with the truth
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Transferring my consciousness into a gas station pepperoni stick
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Transferring my consciousness into a gas station pepperoni stick
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don’t make me turn this country around
July 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
don’t make me turn this country around
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my drafts are worse than my sex life but with more witnesses
February 11, 2026 at 2:22 PM
my drafts are worse than my sex life but with more witnesses
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too late rhythm already got me
February 12, 2026 at 10:13 AM
too late rhythm already got me
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And then it got weird..My memior.
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
And then it got weird..My memior.
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You aren’t going to believe me but we look identical when taking gym selfies
February 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
You aren’t going to believe me but we look identical when taking gym selfies
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instead of valentines day can there be another halloween
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
instead of valentines day can there be another halloween
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Turn that light off, you're wasting electricity that could be going to an AI data center.
February 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Turn that light off, you're wasting electricity that could be going to an AI data center.
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Ask me my body count and I will legit tell you how many people I’ve killed.
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Ask me my body count and I will legit tell you how many people I’ve killed.