Ridge 🇨🇦
@cridge17.bsky.social
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View Royal, Vancouver Island
View Royal, Vancouver Island
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If you put your hand on my lower back when we're out in a crowded area, I am for sure, one million percent, going to do that thing you like when we get home.
February 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
If you put your hand on my lower back when we're out in a crowded area, I am for sure, one million percent, going to do that thing you like when we get home.
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I regret to inform you that the pants party is over
February 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I regret to inform you that the pants party is over
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I’m saving money this year by stealing
February 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I’m saving money this year by stealing
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I hope all my crushes are having a good weekend
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I hope all my crushes are having a good weekend
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If you want to rub something for good luck, don’t let that something be Gary from maintenance
February 7, 2026 at 6:03 AM
If you want to rub something for good luck, don’t let that something be Gary from maintenance
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Rotissicuffs! At the squishmallows bin 🏆👑 Congratulations @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social from @ashhull.bsky.social
putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
February 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Rotissicuffs! At the squishmallows bin 🏆👑 Congratulations @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social from @ashhull.bsky.social
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Trying this new thing where I just stay off the internet when I'm in a good mood.
February 7, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Trying this new thing where I just stay off the internet when I'm in a good mood.
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I’m mad at my uterus and my uterus is mad at me
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I’m mad at my uterus and my uterus is mad at me
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finally found a winter Olympic sport that i would totally fucking dominate
February 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
finally found a winter Olympic sport that i would totally fucking dominate
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Clarissa explains why it’s small
February 8, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Clarissa explains why it’s small
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If we can elect a child rapist, I feel like we are probably ready for a woman
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 AM
If we can elect a child rapist, I feel like we are probably ready for a woman
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Is there an Olympic event for leaving your blinker on for miles and miles?
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Is there an Olympic event for leaving your blinker on for miles and miles?
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please use alt text
please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget
please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you
please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget
please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 AM
please use alt text
please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget
please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you
please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget
please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you
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Goddamn can you imagine how hot the gay hockey sex is at the Olympics this year
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Goddamn can you imagine how hot the gay hockey sex is at the Olympics this year
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I'm almost wishing for an alien invasion. We could use some good news.
February 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I'm almost wishing for an alien invasion. We could use some good news.
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Turns out I’m not the only one who can’t tell Cybertrucks from dumpsters.
February 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Turns out I’m not the only one who can’t tell Cybertrucks from dumpsters.
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"My phone is at 69% right now" -me, sexting
February 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
"My phone is at 69% right now" -me, sexting
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Blindfold me with your red flag.
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Blindfold me with your red flag.
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Dollar Tree sells vibrators. The brand is called Eye Massager
February 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Dollar Tree sells vibrators. The brand is called Eye Massager
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“Okay Steve, try it now.”
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
“Okay Steve, try it now.”
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Meet Lally.
Lally is loud.
Lally is loud.
January 27, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Meet Lally.
Lally is loud.
Lally is loud.
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I was cut from a different, less absorbent, cloth.
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I was cut from a different, less absorbent, cloth.
Can’t, listening to the new Silversun Pickups record 🤘
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Can’t, listening to the new Silversun Pickups record 🤘