Ridge 🇨🇦
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View Royal, Vancouver Island
View Royal, Vancouver Island
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Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!
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some of you have never skeeted with the devil in the pale moonlight and it really shows
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
some of you have never skeeted with the devil in the pale moonlight and it really shows
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Me working on my drafts
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Me working on my drafts
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*clears throat* Read the ALT TEXT! 😂😂😂
me working on my drafts
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
*clears throat* Read the ALT TEXT! 😂😂😂
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A jumping spider has taken up residence in a corner in my living room and we are negotiating an amicable arrangement.
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 AM
A jumping spider has taken up residence in a corner in my living room and we are negotiating an amicable arrangement.
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Sometimes people come into your life, and that’s got to stop.
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Sometimes people come into your life, and that’s got to stop.
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This is important:
I had a couple of cookies.
I recommend this to everyone.
I recommend this to everyone.
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
This is important:
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Hear me out: Curling, but with Roombas
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Hear me out: Curling, but with Roombas
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I love being on top of you.
*me talking to my bed
*me talking to my bed
January 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I love being on top of you.
*me talking to my bed
*me talking to my bed
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is Kix still kid-tested mother-approved
February 13, 2026 at 12:19 AM
is Kix still kid-tested mother-approved
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Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
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wearing my vagina inside out like a mink because i hate waste.
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
wearing my vagina inside out like a mink because i hate waste.
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sorta miss being a kid and wondering why the moon follows me
February 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
sorta miss being a kid and wondering why the moon follows me
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I knew there was something fishy about people who reply without liking
🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: ICE Masks Up in More Ways Than One
Feds could be in your group chat
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I knew there was something fishy about people who reply without liking
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Breakfast in bed but it’s just me chained to the headboard while you throw pieces of fruit at me.
February 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Breakfast in bed but it’s just me chained to the headboard while you throw pieces of fruit at me.
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meetings would go smooth if these young bloods were raised to appreciate all of my 80s references
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
meetings would go smooth if these young bloods were raised to appreciate all of my 80s references
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Dennis Hopper (1936–2010) was an American actor, director, photographer, and visual artist known for his rebellious energy and New Hollywood influence. He co-wrote and directed Easy Rider, appeared in Blue Velvet and Apocalypse Now, and built a legacy of intense, unconventional creativity,
February 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Dennis Hopper (1936–2010) was an American actor, director, photographer, and visual artist known for his rebellious energy and New Hollywood influence. He co-wrote and directed Easy Rider, appeared in Blue Velvet and Apocalypse Now, and built a legacy of intense, unconventional creativity,
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She's a 10 but she keeps all bangers in her drafts folder
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
She's a 10 but she keeps all bangers in her drafts folder
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Parents: You can be anything you want to be when you grow up.
Me, As A Grown-Up: I’m miserable now, and also in no way resemble a singing banana in hot pink velour track pants. You have fed me nothing but Cheerios and lies.
Me, As A Grown-Up: I’m miserable now, and also in no way resemble a singing banana in hot pink velour track pants. You have fed me nothing but Cheerios and lies.
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Parents: You can be anything you want to be when you grow up.
Me, As A Grown-Up: I’m miserable now, and also in no way resemble a singing banana in hot pink velour track pants. You have fed me nothing but Cheerios and lies.
Me, As A Grown-Up: I’m miserable now, and also in no way resemble a singing banana in hot pink velour track pants. You have fed me nothing but Cheerios and lies.
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When I was little I hated bagels but loved cream cheese so I would lick the cream cheese off the bagel and then hand it back to my mom.
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
When I was little I hated bagels but loved cream cheese so I would lick the cream cheese off the bagel and then hand it back to my mom.
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Sex to good you celebrate with a high five.
February 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Sex to good you celebrate with a high five.
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I am now even more scared of germs
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I am now even more scared of germs