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View Royal, Vancouver Island
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We go together like bathtubs and toasters
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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*during sex*

okay but why did your tone change
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Everytime @emceekayvee.bsky.social tells me she is not hungry, I have to swallow my mouthful of food to tell her she should eat something
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I hope this email piledrives you
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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they’re marty mcflying me on bubbel
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Everytime a lib comes up with a new pun to describe trump, im allowed to give a child one cigarette
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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brb need to find a sharpie
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Everyone, please stop putting me on “sexiest penis” lists. Enough already.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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If cop cars played REO Speedwagon songs instead of sirens I’d stop running from the law
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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watching Milli Vanilli videos just to feel something
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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This will be me tonight 🥖✨
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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pornhub search "making love to my beautiful wife in our soft bed"
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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My student's mom sent this to me
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Bubbel.blue confirming how fortunate I am to interact with so many amazing humans 🤘
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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In the club trying to explain to the very concerned staff member that I'm not having a medical emergency, that's just how I dance.
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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i think i don’t wanna know what my cat calls me
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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neat, this cuck chair reclines
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Too cloudy to see northern lights so I held my breath until I passed out
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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[Watching Frankenstein]

I should make some new friends.
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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My kid actually told me to roll up my car window if I was going to blast my classic punk music in the student pickup line! Rude!
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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The beatings will continue until I'm tired of beating you.

-me, playing Scrabble
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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When one door closes, order pizza, eat it all by yourself then take a nap.
January 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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You bring a sword to a sword fight. I bring a dildo. We are not the same.
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM