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View Royal, Vancouver Island
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I shall be a Super Bowl bush for Halloween
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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dream job
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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I kinda wanna go to Puerto Rico now that looks fun
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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And then, he was a Good Bunny. A very Good Bunny.

The End.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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This whole thing is explicitly designed to piss off the worst people on the planet and it rocks
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Asking Chat GPT what I can do about saggy tits

It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed
February 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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May the power of scaffolding compel you!
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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You had me at reverse cowgirl
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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Brutal 🤘
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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american cheese is just like regular cheese but it owns a gun
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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heated rivalry new season
February 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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friend: caffeine is going to wreck your heart

friend: so is my taste in men
February 8, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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Reverse cowgirl so I can fry up this bacon
February 8, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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gonna start serving durian fruit at parties and weddings so people will stop inviting me to them
February 8, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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I still don’t know which teams are in the game tomorrow (don’t tell me), but Imma gonna watch Bad Bunny and Green Day like it’s my job.
February 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Demon and home improvement content 😎
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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[on your wedding day]
Me: how can I make this about me?
July 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Releasing my pheromones like venom
February 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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If you put your hand on my lower back when we're out in a crowded area, I am for sure, one million percent, going to do that thing you like when we get home.
February 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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I regret to inform you that the pants party is over
February 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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I’m saving money this year by stealing
February 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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I hope all my crushes are having a good weekend
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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If you want to rub something for good luck, don’t let that something be Gary from maintenance
February 7, 2026 at 6:03 AM