🎄Brendan Agnew🏳️🌈
@blcagnew.bsky.social
Writer of Things, local n'er-do-well at cinapse.co, co-host of "Make Me Watch It," and Keeper of the Very Bad Dad Jokes. He/Him.
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Movies I watched in 2026:
(* = first-time viewing)
1. FRANKENSTEIN (2025)
(* = first-time viewing)
1. FRANKENSTEIN (2025)
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Movies I watched in 2026:
(* = first-time viewing)
1. FRANKENSTEIN (2025)
(* = first-time viewing)
1. FRANKENSTEIN (2025)
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Feel like there are a lot of electoral crowns lying around waiting to be picked up by politicians in these countries who are willing to tweet "shut the fuck up you dweeb" at these guys
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Feel like there are a lot of electoral crowns lying around waiting to be picked up by politicians in these countries who are willing to tweet "shut the fuck up you dweeb" at these guys
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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The crime, the oil, the military - are all intertwined. The journey to a just world will entail confronting all three.
The “Venezuela distracts from Epstein” line is ridiculous because 1) many awful things happen at once 2) Same Iran-Contra crowd pushing Venezuela invasion are or were involved with Epstein/Maxwell 3) Epstein associates (for ex, Dershowitz) want Iran invasion and see Venezuela as a test run for Iran
January 4, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The crime, the oil, the military - are all intertwined. The journey to a just world will entail confronting all three.
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Starship Troopers was ahead of its time
January 4, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Starship Troopers was ahead of its time
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the stupidest possible take.
Why doesn't Jeffries just open a session. Just start passing shit without them. Not enough votes? Who cares. There are no more rules. If the GOP doesn't show up, move on without them.
Schumer is a conspirator. Fuck him.
Schumer is a conspirator. Fuck him.
January 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the stupidest possible take.
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You do not get to act like this was inconceivable and totally out of character for Trump when the Solemani assassination happened six years ago, and seven years ago he was agitating for something like this.
January 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
You do not get to act like this was inconceivable and totally out of character for Trump when the Solemani assassination happened six years ago, and seven years ago he was agitating for something like this.
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Every person who stayed home in 2024 or argued that Harris was as bad as Trump or worse or that regardless of outcomes the US had to be punished for this or that who is now acting outraged and appalled should be entirely ignored, honestly. Congrats, this is the bed you helped make.
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Every person who stayed home in 2024 or argued that Harris was as bad as Trump or worse or that regardless of outcomes the US had to be punished for this or that who is now acting outraged and appalled should be entirely ignored, honestly. Congrats, this is the bed you helped make.
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Anti-war march in NYC, organized overnight. Happening right now, 8th Ave.
People care.
People care.
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Anti-war march in NYC, organized overnight. Happening right now, 8th Ave.
People care.
People care.
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If you thought democrats would praise Trump for this, and then none of them did, maybe you should ask yourselves what else you’re wrong about.
Maybe Harris wasn’t a bloodthirsty genocide lover. Maybe democrats aren’t plotting to fuck over trans people. Maybe you’re just wrong about all of that.
Maybe Harris wasn’t a bloodthirsty genocide lover. Maybe democrats aren’t plotting to fuck over trans people. Maybe you’re just wrong about all of that.
January 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
If you thought democrats would praise Trump for this, and then none of them did, maybe you should ask yourselves what else you’re wrong about.
Maybe Harris wasn’t a bloodthirsty genocide lover. Maybe democrats aren’t plotting to fuck over trans people. Maybe you’re just wrong about all of that.
Maybe Harris wasn’t a bloodthirsty genocide lover. Maybe democrats aren’t plotting to fuck over trans people. Maybe you’re just wrong about all of that.
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Like, if I had a theory of things that led me to make predictions that were wrong 99% of the time, I might start to wonder if my theory was just wrong. And you never seem to.
January 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Like, if I had a theory of things that led me to make predictions that were wrong 99% of the time, I might start to wonder if my theory was just wrong. And you never seem to.
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“Only a matter of time before establishment democrats praise this invasion.”
Establishment Democrats: www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/01/the-...
Leftists? I’m being absolutely sincere when I ask you…why does the fact that democrats never behave the way you say they’re going to never bother you?
Establishment Democrats: www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/01/the-...
Leftists? I’m being absolutely sincere when I ask you…why does the fact that democrats never behave the way you say they’re going to never bother you?
The Dem Reaction - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Where are the Democrats right now? Friend of the blog Jamie Mayerfeld has done the research: I saw someone write on Facebook: “Only a short matter of time before we see establishment liberals falling ...
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
“Only a matter of time before establishment democrats praise this invasion.”
Establishment Democrats: www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/01/the-...
Leftists? I’m being absolutely sincere when I ask you…why does the fact that democrats never behave the way you say they’re going to never bother you?
Establishment Democrats: www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/01/the-...
Leftists? I’m being absolutely sincere when I ask you…why does the fact that democrats never behave the way you say they’re going to never bother you?
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what smug western leftists are not gonna do is lecture me on morals and international law after I spent every night of december in darkness in a bomb shelter with temperature at about -10c (14f for you fuckers)
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
what smug western leftists are not gonna do is lecture me on morals and international law after I spent every night of december in darkness in a bomb shelter with temperature at about -10c (14f for you fuckers)
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Thinking about the libertarians who insisted, prior to the election, that Trump was the "hold your nose and vote for him over Harris" candidate because, among other things, he'd practice more foreign policy restraint.
January 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Thinking about the libertarians who insisted, prior to the election, that Trump was the "hold your nose and vote for him over Harris" candidate because, among other things, he'd practice more foreign policy restraint.
Hell. Yes.
Our movie recommendation for this weekend is #TheRelic! Follow a detective and anthropologist as they track down a deadly, lizard-like god on the loose at a Chicago museum. The Relic is available to rent on all major platforms.
January 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Hell. Yes.
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They’re all posting their statements on the child porn platform? That’s a wild choice.
And here are those statements!
AOC: x.com/aoc/status/2...
Bernie: x.com/sensanders/s...
Zohran: x.com/nycmayor/sta...
Rashida: x.com/reprashida/s...
CVH: x.com/chrisvanholl...
AOC: x.com/aoc/status/2...
Bernie: x.com/sensanders/s...
Zohran: x.com/nycmayor/sta...
Rashida: x.com/reprashida/s...
CVH: x.com/chrisvanholl...
January 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
They’re all posting their statements on the child porn platform? That’s a wild choice.
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All I’m gonna say is that it’s time for the online revolutionaries to put up or shut up.
If the Democrats are useless, then take the wheel, guys.
Show us what y’all got.
If the Democrats are useless, then take the wheel, guys.
Show us what y’all got.
a group of basketball players are standing in a locker room and one of them has the number 5 on his jersey
ALT: a group of basketball players are standing in a locker room and one of them has the number 5 on his jersey
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
All I’m gonna say is that it’s time for the online revolutionaries to put up or shut up.
If the Democrats are useless, then take the wheel, guys.
Show us what y’all got.
If the Democrats are useless, then take the wheel, guys.
Show us what y’all got.
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This is the same party that used twitter to organize a mob to riot at the Capitol and attempt to overturn an election, we cannot seriously be arguing that the internet is not real life in 2026
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
This is the same party that used twitter to organize a mob to riot at the Capitol and attempt to overturn an election, we cannot seriously be arguing that the internet is not real life in 2026
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A lot of people have screamed "twitter isn't real life" at us for over a decade but the admin is currently being run by content creators seeking the approval of twitter users to the extent that their "situation room" had twitter feeds up on the projectors
Like, I think that the far more likely, if “worse“ explanation for why the administration is doing this is that they like snuff films, and/or photos of themselves “looking tough” in the situation room
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
A lot of people have screamed "twitter isn't real life" at us for over a decade but the admin is currently being run by content creators seeking the approval of twitter users to the extent that their "situation room" had twitter feeds up on the projectors
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If you need a break from doomscrolling, perhaps this retrospective documentary on John Boorman's Excalibur will help.
Excalibur: Behind the Movie (2013) | Full Documentary
YouTube video by PBS America
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
If you need a break from doomscrolling, perhaps this retrospective documentary on John Boorman's Excalibur will help.
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
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The Trump regime repeatedly lied to Congress about their intention to pursue regime change in Venezuela. They didn’t get Congressional approval for regime change, but did it anyway.
Demanding a briefing in response is both pathetic and nonsensical. Calling for impeachment is the obvious response.
Demanding a briefing in response is both pathetic and nonsensical. Calling for impeachment is the obvious response.
January 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
The Trump regime repeatedly lied to Congress about their intention to pursue regime change in Venezuela. They didn’t get Congressional approval for regime change, but did it anyway.
Demanding a briefing in response is both pathetic and nonsensical. Calling for impeachment is the obvious response.
Demanding a briefing in response is both pathetic and nonsensical. Calling for impeachment is the obvious response.
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Just in case anyone out there feels like they shouldn’t post art - please do. The constant bullshit from the news is difficult but we can’t allow all of that to stop us from making art and sharing it. That’s all I have to say rn - am planning to enjoy the rest of my weekend working on sketches.
January 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Just in case anyone out there feels like they shouldn’t post art - please do. The constant bullshit from the news is difficult but we can’t allow all of that to stop us from making art and sharing it. That’s all I have to say rn - am planning to enjoy the rest of my weekend working on sketches.