Blåhaj Blast
@blahajblastoise.bsky.social
word nerd, bird nerd
washed-up dance game player
occasional designer & photographer
he/him • び
washed-up dance game player
occasional designer & photographer
he/him • び
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
I'm so glad we funded the research to genetically engineer sharks to make their brains bigger.
I know that a number of lives were lost in the Aquatica disaster – but it's all worth it if we can cure Alzheimer's.
It's what Dr. McCallister would have wanted. RIP 💔
I know that a number of lives were lost in the Aquatica disaster – but it's all worth it if we can cure Alzheimer's.
It's what Dr. McCallister would have wanted. RIP 💔
Wanna see real-life miracles? Fund scientific research.
A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
Alzheimer's Fully Reversed in Mice, Scientists Say
A new compound has been shown to reverse late stage Alzheimer's disease in lab mice, which gives millions of sufferers new cause for hope.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I'm so glad we funded the research to genetically engineer sharks to make their brains bigger.
I know that a number of lives were lost in the Aquatica disaster – but it's all worth it if we can cure Alzheimer's.
It's what Dr. McCallister would have wanted. RIP 💔
I know that a number of lives were lost in the Aquatica disaster – but it's all worth it if we can cure Alzheimer's.
It's what Dr. McCallister would have wanted. RIP 💔
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this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for
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Single episode bob’s burgers ass villains
BREAKING
The Trump administration says it has frozen all childcare payments to Minnesota in the aftermath of allegations of fraud by some in the Somali community.
Important: allegations along these lines have existed for years, which has resulted in prosecutions starting with the Biden DOJ.
The Trump administration says it has frozen all childcare payments to Minnesota in the aftermath of allegations of fraud by some in the Somali community.
Important: allegations along these lines have existed for years, which has resulted in prosecutions starting with the Biden DOJ.
December 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Single episode bob’s burgers ass villains
The Bluewave Resist Turbo Lib Orange Cheeto Man Bad people on here are the absolute worst. Get a real personality. Or at least a fucking hobby.
December 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The Bluewave Resist Turbo Lib Orange Cheeto Man Bad people on here are the absolute worst. Get a real personality. Or at least a fucking hobby.
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“Self-deport” is a whitewashed way to describe “fleeing the country under the threat of state violence.” I agree with Maria here — it’s important to call that exactly what it is.
What. No.
Don't use their language, @newyorker.com that is not even a real word. What the hell is wrong with "flee" or like. "Flee this godforsaken country"
Don't use their language, @newyorker.com that is not even a real word. What the hell is wrong with "flee" or like. "Flee this godforsaken country"
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December 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“Self-deport” is a whitewashed way to describe “fleeing the country under the threat of state violence.” I agree with Maria here — it’s important to call that exactly what it is.
she's not a Trump voter, but my stepmom has a trans daughter and literally was not even aware of Gavin Newsom's anti-trans rhetoric.
she also did not know that COVID infections, especially repeated ones, literally cause brain damage.
she's not a dumb person! she just does not pay attention.
she also did not know that COVID infections, especially repeated ones, literally cause brain damage.
she's not a dumb person! she just does not pay attention.
I find a lot of people on here tend to assume the rest of the country is a lot higher information than they are
acknowledging this isn't absolution!
acknowledging this isn't absolution!
December 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
she's not a Trump voter, but my stepmom has a trans daughter and literally was not even aware of Gavin Newsom's anti-trans rhetoric.
she also did not know that COVID infections, especially repeated ones, literally cause brain damage.
she's not a dumb person! she just does not pay attention.
she also did not know that COVID infections, especially repeated ones, literally cause brain damage.
she's not a dumb person! she just does not pay attention.
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You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
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Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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December 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Still unreported, should be investigated:
ICE shot Richard outside a mall. I visited mall security office. Guard said ICE and LAPD came in, used thumb drive to copy mall’s video footage, and THEN DELETED THE EVIDENCE from mall’s local drives. He showed me the missing timeline part saying “no data.”
ICE shot Richard outside a mall. I visited mall security office. Guard said ICE and LAPD came in, used thumb drive to copy mall’s video footage, and THEN DELETED THE EVIDENCE from mall’s local drives. He showed me the missing timeline part saying “no data.”
Huge win for Richard Noticias LA, TikTok journalist shot by ICE. Criminal charges dismissed with prejudice, meaning can’t be refiled.
ICE did him DIRTY. Repeatedly. Inhumane treatment, basically medical torture.
Still in ICE custody on immigration case. They owe him unconditional release.
ICE did him DIRTY. Repeatedly. Inhumane treatment, basically medical torture.
Still in ICE custody on immigration case. They owe him unconditional release.
Federal judge dismisses indictment against TikToker shot by ICE, citing constitutional violations
Days before Carlitos Ricardo Parias was set to to go to trial for assault on a federal officer, a federal judge dismissed the case against him. The judge cited the deprivation of Parias' access to cou...
www.latimes.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Still unreported, should be investigated:
ICE shot Richard outside a mall. I visited mall security office. Guard said ICE and LAPD came in, used thumb drive to copy mall’s video footage, and THEN DELETED THE EVIDENCE from mall’s local drives. He showed me the missing timeline part saying “no data.”
ICE shot Richard outside a mall. I visited mall security office. Guard said ICE and LAPD came in, used thumb drive to copy mall’s video footage, and THEN DELETED THE EVIDENCE from mall’s local drives. He showed me the missing timeline part saying “no data.”
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Denmark lost more troops per capita in the post 9/11 war on Afghanistan. Saying they “are not a good ally” because they won’t surrender their territories to the US is lunacy. We are betraying our allies to satisfy the whims of a would-be Emperor for whom the US is not enough.
They’re again advocating against Denmark when it comes to Greenland
December 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Denmark lost more troops per capita in the post 9/11 war on Afghanistan. Saying they “are not a good ally” because they won’t surrender their territories to the US is lunacy. We are betraying our allies to satisfy the whims of a would-be Emperor for whom the US is not enough.
Gotta love how people just make shit up and blame "the media," when in reality they just don't actually read anything.
December 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Gotta love how people just make shit up and blame "the media," when in reality they just don't actually read anything.
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shel silverstein was a prophet
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
shel silverstein was a prophet
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
I'm not even a developer and I understand the concept of "technical debt"
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'm not even a developer and I understand the concept of "technical debt"
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this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
![All Things Motherhood Jasmen Powell • 6d • S
Hot take, but an honest one.
I think Al is going to replace a big part of traditional photography, especially when it comes to fa... See more
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December 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
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The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne