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Sure this can happen in the bisexual socialist paradise of Iberville Parish Louisiana but what about Real America?
This looks to be an extraordinary overperformance for Dems. With more than three-fourth of the vote in, the Dem leads by more than 20%.
February 8, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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Kind of a benchmark for state capacity, officially Pintos killed 27 people before being pulled. A testa killed the relative of a sitting congressman and nothing
the modern equivalent of the ford pinto. they should be pulled off the road.
Tesla driver’s devastating 911 call while stuck in fiery car revealed: ‘Help please … I am going to die’

A 20-year-old Tesla driver pleaded with a 911 operator to save his life as he was trapped in a burning car, according to a wrongful death lawsuit against Tesla filed by his mother on Wednesday.
February 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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“men to whom counterintelligence was not a job but a calling. They didn't play with CI, or use it as a career stepping stone toward higher rank. They were zealots to the cause, true believers.”
February 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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it’s a moral abomination that SCOTUS decided in Rucho that partisan gerrymandering is nonjusticiable.

but if it’s a question for state legislatures, well, you’ll never guess what L. Louise Lucas has on her business card
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Eliminating ICE is the modern equivalent of opposing the Iraq War, and right now there are two types of Democrats: those who can see where the ball is moving and go to it, and those who will be swept away because they refused to do so.
“I would rather you vote for what is morally correct,” Davidson said.

“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.

“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE'
The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.
www.ctpublic.org
February 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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*pointing at double cannister at Pickett's Charge* "THIS IS WHAT LIBERALS CALL 'FAIR'
February 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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So, first of all, of course it was Trump.

But even if they were telling the truth, "We give staffers who post videos of the Obamas as apes access to the agenda-setting, decree-sending, market-moving account of the president of the United States" is not the exculpatory statement they think it is.
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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minor point of order since it keeps coming up, it's "Woke 2" and not "Woke 2.0". we're leaving tech industry bullshit behind too
February 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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COONS: Joe, it's same rules NYPD follows. Do you see roving bands of NYPD w/ masks using bear spray on people?

KERNEN: You lost the election! That doesn't give you right to shut down govt

C: I have to fight for the core value of our democracy, including law enforcement that doesn't murder citizens
February 6, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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you: oh hey the polls are back early what do they say

me: woke's back

you: what?

me: *loading a sten gun and getting in a sherman tank with a pride flag on the side* woke's back
Anti-woke messaging is a net negative among Democrats
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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"to be clear, I think this shit was ChatGPT because it appears to have been written by someone literate" I would DIE
Do you know how mad a judge has to be to call out your grammatical errors
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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anyways. the point i am trying to make is that "prosecute the rank and file but NOT the elites" is about the worst possible version of delousing you pick
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Anti-woke messaging is a net negative among Democrats
February 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Guys, what the fuck am I going to do with all these Tulip bulbs.
February 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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molon labe 👍
February 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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Mitt Romney actively sought Donald Trump's endorsement in 2012 and made Birther jokes in his stump speech but yeah sure Mitt was a victim
Not only does nobody believe this about mistreatment of Mitt Romney, but the Obama 12 campaign went *easier* on him than some of the whisper campaigns in the primaries. We said he was an out of touch rich guy who profited from shipping jobs overseas (true!), we didn't do whisper anti-mormon stuff.
but... but... but shitting on dems all the time no matter what is cool and fun and gets you clout and IN NO WAY fostered voter apathy among left leaning folks that got trump into office again...
whereofonecanspeak.com/2023/03/02/y...
February 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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For the doubters about the demand list: Thune is literally saying they won't engage with a list that more or less just asks to recodify that it's illegal to break the laws they're already breaking. Now they have congressional Republicans committed to letting masked goons break into your home
As I was saying,

*THUNE: NOT WORTH ENGAGING DEMOCRATS ON CURRENT DHS DEMAND LIST
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Bud Light, Catholicism, and, *checks notes* guns too! Our attorney must have lived at the office
February 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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got not just flag and football but also pro wrestling in the national divorce, damn, our attorney deserves a bigger cut
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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‘One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." …
She offered me $2600 to self-deport.
I refused.
I wanted to talk to my attorney.
They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’
February 5, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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I think college leadership justifies the, frankly, rampant nepotism and corruption on the grounds that it gives them the resources to aid ordinary kids, and I think that's a self-serving delusion that papers over a fundamental rot.
A guy in my class that was a bit of a dumbass got into Georgetown because his Haliburton dad got him a recommendation letter from Dick Cheney. He didn't take a single AP or IB class, and got an average SAT score.
February 5, 2026 at 1:40 AM
This is the ticket I want to vote for…
Ban sports gambling.
Ban crypto.
Confiscate the corrupt.
Jail the pedophiles.
Kill the traitors.
February 5, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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If the federal government wants to know who I'm voting for I'm voting for Democrats. If they want to guard my polling place I will crawl, gutshot, into it and with my dying act vote against the Trump regime.
YES, THEY WILL DO THAT AND PEOPLE WILL VOTE ANYWAY YOU COMPLETE LOSER
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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What? AI just reinforces human cognitive biases and can't do abductive reasoning? Who could have guessed?
www.militarystrategymagazine.com/article/ai-c...
AI Command and Staff—Operational Evidence and Insights from Wargaming - Military Strategy Magazine
The uncritical integration of Generative Artificial Intelligence (GenAI) into command-and-control poses a fundamental strategic risk: disrupting the application of violence from command. The danger of...
www.militarystrategymagazine.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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little item for the Senate Dems to ponder: which of the reforms you’re currently floating is going to stop this?
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM