Noble's valuation breaks down Tesla's worth into $18 for cars, $20 for battery storage, $30 for robo-taxis, and $12 for robots.
The entire world is learning what a sub-human Elon is and will take appropriate steps eventually...
The entire world is learning what a sub-human Elon is and will take appropriate steps eventually...
The 25 Worst Villains of the Trump Admin, in ranking order. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
The 25 Worst Villains of the Trump Admin, in ranking order. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
JFC, why do people keep falling for this scam?
The "SpaceX Package" was going to be cold gas thrusters to improve handling and would require COPV canisters. The things that utterly destroy the vehicle when they fail.
JFC, why do people keep falling for this scam?
The "SpaceX Package" was going to be cold gas thrusters to improve handling and would require COPV canisters. The things that utterly destroy the vehicle when they fail.
... applying the same sales/export split seen in December 2024 (roughly 88% retail), Tesla likely sold around 86,000 units domestically last month. That puts the final 2025 domestic total closer to 618,000—a roughly 6% drop year-over-year
... applying the same sales/export split seen in December 2024 (roughly 88% retail), Tesla likely sold around 86,000 units domestically last month. That puts the final 2025 domestic total closer to 618,000—a roughly 6% drop year-over-year
Nothing about worth per share.
$80 for all of Tesla sounds on the low side to me, but closer to reality than their current market capitalisation.
Nothing about worth per share.
$80 for all of Tesla sounds on the low side to me, but closer to reality than their current market capitalisation.
It’s a fricken taxi business.
Taxi.
Uber makes half the revenue of Tesla, and it’s not as if Tesla is going to achieve a huge market share with its tightly contained, geofenced, two-person taxis.
It’s a fricken taxi business.
Taxi.
Uber makes half the revenue of Tesla, and it’s not as if Tesla is going to achieve a huge market share with its tightly contained, geofenced, two-person taxis.
Total 2025 car revenue ~ 80B
Tesla valuation is all about hype and hope.
Noble's valuation breaks down Tesla's worth into $18 for cars, $20 for battery storage, $30 for robo-taxis, and $12 for robots.
Total 2025 car revenue ~ 80B
Tesla valuation is all about hype and hope.
HSBC analyst Michael Tyndall maintained his Reduce rating and $131 price target on Tesla, implying a 70% downside from Friday’s closing price of $438.07.
But even that could be too high since half the value is based on products that don't exist yet and the company has lied about.
Noble's valuation breaks down Tesla's worth into $18 for cars, $20 for battery storage, $30 for robo-taxis, and $12 for robots.
But even that could be too high since half the value is based on products that don't exist yet and the company has lied about.
"You support FACISM when you drive a Tesla."
A lot of these drivers don't like that and give me the 🖕, so I just shrug my shoulders and smile while I drive off.
"You support FACISM when you drive a Tesla."
A lot of these drivers don't like that and give me the 🖕, so I just shrug my shoulders and smile while I drive off.
HSBC analyst Michael Tyndall maintained his Reduce rating and $131 price target on Tesla, implying a 70% downside from Friday’s closing price of $438.07.
George Noble says that its valuations are fundamentally disconnected from reality, even after considering its ambitious robotaxis and Optimus humanoid robots.
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George Noble says that its valuations are fundamentally disconnected from reality, even after considering its ambitious robotaxis and Optimus humanoid robots.
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Noble's valuation breaks down Tesla's worth into $18 for cars, $20 for battery storage, $30 for robo-taxis, and $12 for robots.
Noble's valuation breaks down Tesla's worth into $18 for cars, $20 for battery storage, $30 for robo-taxis, and $12 for robots.