Dean Gloster
@deangloster.bsky.social
Anti-authoritarian. Author of stories for young people, including the YA novel DESSERT FIRST. Former Supreme Court law clerk. Former standup comic. VCFA MFA. Write on. He/him.
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Dementia is a helluva drug
January 2, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Dementia is a helluva drug
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I stand with Bette Midler. 🙌🙏💪👏✊👇
January 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I stand with Bette Midler. 🙌🙏💪👏✊👇
Surprise: Under Hauge-seth and Rumplethinskin, you can lose your job in the military by honestly saying that Russia is a threat.
NYT: Hegseth demanded the resignation of the commander of U.S. forces in Europe and NATO, General Christopher Cavoli, who stated in a declaration submitted to the Senate committee in April that Russia poses a "chronic" and "growing" threat
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Surprise: Under Hauge-seth and Rumplethinskin, you can lose your job in the military by honestly saying that Russia is a threat.
Doing "shots" at 3 a.m.
Never a good idea.
Worse if you're the alleged president.
Never a good idea.
Worse if you're the alleged president.
At 3 a.m., immediately following a post claiming he aced his cognitive test, Senile Satan is now threatening a war with Iran. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 2, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Doing "shots" at 3 a.m.
Never a good idea.
Worse if you're the alleged president.
Never a good idea.
Worse if you're the alleged president.
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I’ve never seen a video or photo from a Mar-a-Lago party that didn’t look like some nightmare event in a fictional Eastern European country that the scrappy hero has to infiltrate undercover in act two to eventually save the world.
January 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I’ve never seen a video or photo from a Mar-a-Lago party that didn’t look like some nightmare event in a fictional Eastern European country that the scrappy hero has to infiltrate undercover in act two to eventually save the world.
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The world's worst people are having a collective meltdown over Mayor Mamdani.
I love it.
Happy New Year.
I love it.
Happy New Year.
January 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
The world's worst people are having a collective meltdown over Mayor Mamdani.
I love it.
Happy New Year.
I love it.
Happy New Year.
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If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
In fairness, he may have met many of them before. Intimately.
Q: Did Trump tell MTG the Epstein Victims didn't "merit the honor" of meeting him in the Oval?
A: According to a report he did say that.
Sounds like something Custer would say...
A: According to a report he did say that.
Sounds like something Custer would say...
January 2, 2026 at 12:32 AM
In fairness, he may have met many of them before. Intimately.
In early 2026, cholesterol auditions to become an unlikely hero.
WSJ: RNC Chair Joe Gruters said he was "shocked" to witness Trump eat french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder, a Big Mac, and a Filet-O-Fish in one sitting.
January 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
In early 2026, cholesterol auditions to become an unlikely hero.
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So much winning. Please stop.
January 1, 2026 at 9:35 AM
So much winning. Please stop.
So it was Jeffrey Epstein who introduced Elon Musk to banking with JP Morgan? 🤔
This is testimony from James Staley stating which people Epstein introduced to the bank JPMorgan. Some real eye poppers. #doj #epstein files #musk 💵💵💵🏦
www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
January 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
So it was Jeffrey Epstein who introduced Elon Musk to banking with JP Morgan? 🤔
Don't exaggerate. Here in the U.S., it's only 1937, nicht wahr?
January 1, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Don't exaggerate. Here in the U.S., it's only 1937, nicht wahr?
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Releasing a 255-page transcript on New Year’s Eve isn’t transparency, it’s an attempt to bury accountability while people are distracted. Read it. Share it. Text it to your family, friends, and neighbors. Truth doesn’t disappear just because powerful people want it buried.
BREAKING:
The House Judiciary Committee just released — on New Year's Eve — the 255-page transcript of Jack Smith's closed door deposition.
House Republicans continue their attempts to bury Smith's testimony.
Read it all here: tinyurl.com/cndtn3ez
The House Judiciary Committee just released — on New Year's Eve — the 255-page transcript of Jack Smith's closed door deposition.
House Republicans continue their attempts to bury Smith's testimony.
Read it all here: tinyurl.com/cndtn3ez
January 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Releasing a 255-page transcript on New Year’s Eve isn’t transparency, it’s an attempt to bury accountability while people are distracted. Read it. Share it. Text it to your family, friends, and neighbors. Truth doesn’t disappear just because powerful people want it buried.
Don't want any future competition for Elon's SpaceX, so might as well destroy the federal rocket research library. 😢
January 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Don't want any future competition for Elon's SpaceX, so might as well destroy the federal rocket research library. 😢
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In case you were wondering, Jack Smith's testimony was the *opposite* of "total exoneration."
December 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
In case you were wondering, Jack Smith's testimony was the *opposite* of "total exoneration."
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The Blue Tsunami continues!!! 🌊🌊🌊
December 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The Blue Tsunami continues!!! 🌊🌊🌊
Donated to my undergrad alma mater. They ask for graduation year, and the drop-down list started with 1900.
Vampires. Apparently, I went to a school for vampires.
Vampires. Apparently, I went to a school for vampires.
December 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Donated to my undergrad alma mater. They ask for graduation year, and the drop-down list started with 1900.
Vampires. Apparently, I went to a school for vampires.
Vampires. Apparently, I went to a school for vampires.
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BELOW: The only musicians willing to perform at the Trump-Kennedy Center.
December 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
BELOW: The only musicians willing to perform at the Trump-Kennedy Center.
Slow writer here: Can confirm.
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Slow writer here: Can confirm.
Seven years ago today:
My brother (and great ski buddy) Mark:
We were in Utah, but his outfit was so loud they could hear it in Colorado.
My brother (and great ski buddy) Mark:
We were in Utah, but his outfit was so loud they could hear it in Colorado.
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Seven years ago today:
My brother (and great ski buddy) Mark:
We were in Utah, but his outfit was so loud they could hear it in Colorado.
My brother (and great ski buddy) Mark:
We were in Utah, but his outfit was so loud they could hear it in Colorado.
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3/ Did someone mention Greenland? bsky.app/profile/jenn...
👀 Praxis is a Thiel-backed “network state” project that aims to build its OWN COUNTRY. In Nov, Praxis founder Dryden Brown wrote about wanting Greenland 4 Praxis. In Dec, Trump named Thiel partner Ken Howery as ambassador to Denmark & said the US shld buy Greenland. Praxis & Dryden are thrilled...1/
December 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
3/ Did someone mention Greenland? bsky.app/profile/jenn...
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The guy who put a 19 year old named Big Balls in charge of gutting key government services: “experience matters when lives are at stake”
December 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The guy who put a 19 year old named Big Balls in charge of gutting key government services: “experience matters when lives are at stake”
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Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
December 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
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My apologies. I see CBS News's owner has taken down the "Inside CECOT" 60 Minutes segment Bari Weiss, the network's editor in chief, pulled hours before it was to air. -- Gary Gately, Editor share.google/62CfineAa04Z...
My apologies. I see CBS News's owner has taken down the "Inside CECOT" 60 Minutes segment Bari Weiss, the network's editor in chief, pulled hours before it was to air. -- Gary Gately, Editor
I expected this, which helps explain why I transcribed the full segment while I still had access to the video. Here's the transcript, with numerous screenshots from the segment and some context.
share.google
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My apologies. I see CBS News's owner has taken down the "Inside CECOT" 60 Minutes segment Bari Weiss, the network's editor in chief, pulled hours before it was to air. -- Gary Gately, Editor share.google/62CfineAa04Z...