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James
@tlbjames.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈Science-literate gay Gen-X misanthrope married to @TLBTim.bsky.social. Grizzled copy editor, proud dogfather, rude grammarian, self-pub'd queer SFF/horror author, podcaster since 8/10/06 (@TrashSprinkles.bsky.social), and pragmatic nihilist. He/Him
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist.”

—James Baldwin (1924–1988)
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER: PRETREAT YOUR FILTHY SHIRT
Somebody remind me in 10 hours to pretreat this spill on my shirt before tossing it into the hamper, thanks
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Timeline cleanse: Suburban Gold Fairy Trio Enchantment edition
We only rate dogs. This is a family of Suburban Gold Fairies. It's rare for them to travel together like this. Very magical but please only send dogs. Thank you... 13/10 for all (TT: hdbrosriley)
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I hope a certain Kentucky County clerk is having the hysterical fit I imagine they're having.

At any rate, I hope they have the life they deserve hereafter.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if a backroom deal was made in which the GOP told the Sen. Dems that SCOTUS will send KD packing if the Dems cave to the GOP, or SCOTUS'll grant certiori and overturn Obergefell if they don't.

With SCOTUS in their pocket, the GOP is 1955 Biff with the 2015 sports almanac.
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I love the mute button.
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Merry Xmas, you heinous troll Kim Davis! May your copious tears stain every one of your sad frocks.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Eat shit
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Me:
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I'd crap the bed.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shaka Law. When the walls fell.
November 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Mamdani is going to implement Chaka Law. I feel for you.
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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This is so sweet and kind about a movie that isn't particularly complex, but was so much fun to make. I love that it has its fans.
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
They Funko'd around and found out by POP!ping their own market bubble.
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.

The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.

#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
YES.
*STARTS HASH BROWNS, BACON, SCRAMBLED EGGS, WAFFLES, AND COFFEE*
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
THERE. I CHANGED THE OIL IN BOTH CARS. CAN I GO PLAY NOW?
a man in a blue shirt has a name tag that says dale jr.
ALT: a man in a blue shirt has a name tag that says dale jr.
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
So, basically, if, like us, you have to go there once a quarter for THAT ONE THING that no one else carries, stay more than 10 feet away from all employees and use the self-checkout. Got it.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Heavy breathing...
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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The expression "what the fuck" does indeed suggest that in any given situation there's only one fuck notable enough to merit a sake.
I prefer the singular possessive, "Oh, for fuck's sake." It just sounds more professional.
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Dallas city council members rejected joining the ICE 287(g) task force program and called Mayor Eric Johnson's request to discuss and reconsider the program political.
Dallas council members reject ICE-DPD partnership, back police chief
Dallas city council members rejected joining the ICE 287(g) task force program and called Mayor Eric Johnson's request to discuss and reconsider the program political.
bit.ly
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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They're no longer testing the Constitution's safeguards against a dictator. They're now testing the will of the people to not be ruled by a tyrant.
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM