zoggy13
@zoggy13.bsky.social
Civil Rights attorney representing employee victims and whistleblowers. My dog is bigger than yours.
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look at this photograph
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
look at this photograph
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One, two, Freddy's coming for you, three, four, better lock your door, five, six, grab your crucifix, seven, eight, eight, I forget what eight was for but nine, nine, nine for a lost god and ten, ten, ten, ten for everything, everything, everything, everything
October 24, 2023 at 11:58 AM
One, two, Freddy's coming for you, three, four, better lock your door, five, six, grab your crucifix, seven, eight, eight, I forget what eight was for but nine, nine, nine for a lost god and ten, ten, ten, ten for everything, everything, everything, everything
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WIFE: what is another word for literal
ME: no it isn't
ME: no it isn't
August 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
WIFE: what is another word for literal
ME: no it isn't
ME: no it isn't
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No one has ever eaten more wetly than Sean Connery in that movie. All time classic
May 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
No one has ever eaten more wetly than Sean Connery in that movie. All time classic
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If this time travel experiment works, I should be able to go from here and now and reappea—
—r about here.
It worked!! Ahah!
Of course, I can't reveal any of what will happen, to avoid paradoxes.
Sorry.
I'll just act normal.
It worked!! Ahah!
Of course, I can't reveal any of what will happen, to avoid paradoxes.
Sorry.
I'll just act normal.
April 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If this time travel experiment works, I should be able to go from here and now and reappea—
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I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.
April 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.
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Born March 24, 1974, Alyson Hannigan is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats Alyson! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
December 16, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Born March 24, 1974, Alyson Hannigan is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats Alyson! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
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TREBEK: The main character in critically-acclaimed HBO drama, "The Wire".
CONTESTANT: Who is McNulty?
TREBEK: Sorry, no. We were looking for "Baltimore".
CONTESTANT: Aw, fuck you.
TREBEK: No, fuck YOU!
CONTESTANT: Who is McNulty?
TREBEK: Sorry, no. We were looking for "Baltimore".
CONTESTANT: Aw, fuck you.
TREBEK: No, fuck YOU!
December 5, 2024 at 5:18 PM
TREBEK: The main character in critically-acclaimed HBO drama, "The Wire".
CONTESTANT: Who is McNulty?
TREBEK: Sorry, no. We were looking for "Baltimore".
CONTESTANT: Aw, fuck you.
TREBEK: No, fuck YOU!
CONTESTANT: Who is McNulty?
TREBEK: Sorry, no. We were looking for "Baltimore".
CONTESTANT: Aw, fuck you.
TREBEK: No, fuck YOU!
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priest: do you take this person to be your shenanigan
them: i do
priest: do you take this person to be your lawful hijinks
them: i do
priest: i now pronounce you in cahoots
them: i do
priest: do you take this person to be your lawful hijinks
them: i do
priest: i now pronounce you in cahoots
November 22, 2024 at 10:28 PM
priest: do you take this person to be your shenanigan
them: i do
priest: do you take this person to be your lawful hijinks
them: i do
priest: i now pronounce you in cahoots
them: i do
priest: do you take this person to be your lawful hijinks
them: i do
priest: i now pronounce you in cahoots
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Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
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This is fascinating.
This explains why conservative fear-mongering is such an easy play in America.
— Ppl believe trans ppl make up 21% of the population (Real number: 1%)
— Ppl believe Black ppl make up 41% of the nation (real number 12%)
— Ppl believe Jewish ppl make up 30% of the nation (Real number, 2%)
— Ppl believe trans ppl make up 21% of the population (Real number: 1%)
— Ppl believe Black ppl make up 41% of the nation (real number 12%)
— Ppl believe Jewish ppl make up 30% of the nation (Real number, 2%)
November 22, 2024 at 12:35 AM
This is fascinating.
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not sure there's a better character on TV right now than Ted McGinley as Derek on Shrinking
November 19, 2024 at 4:28 PM
not sure there's a better character on TV right now than Ted McGinley as Derek on Shrinking
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i’ve been watching it for more than a decade, and for the life of me i can’t figure out why it’s called “thursday night football.” thursday? of course. thursday night? obviously. but football? actually you know what, it just clicked for me. sometimes you just have to write it out i guess. thanks all
November 15, 2024 at 12:20 AM
i’ve been watching it for more than a decade, and for the life of me i can’t figure out why it’s called “thursday night football.” thursday? of course. thursday night? obviously. but football? actually you know what, it just clicked for me. sometimes you just have to write it out i guess. thanks all
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me *driving past the apocalypse*: Horses
October 21, 2024 at 6:27 PM
me *driving past the apocalypse*: Horses
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Man: Doctor, I'm depressed.
Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.
Man: But doctor—
Doctor: I know who you are.
Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.
Man: But doctor—
Doctor: I know who you are.
November 10, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Man: Doctor, I'm depressed.
Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.
Man: But doctor—
Doctor: I know who you are.
Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.
Man: But doctor—
Doctor: I know who you are.
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Take me down to implied joke city
October 15, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Take me down to implied joke city
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SEWING MACHINE REPAIRMAN: what can i do for you
CAPTAIN PICARD: *clears throat*
CAPTAIN PICARD: *clears throat*
October 9, 2024 at 7:13 PM
SEWING MACHINE REPAIRMAN: what can i do for you
CAPTAIN PICARD: *clears throat*
CAPTAIN PICARD: *clears throat*
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When my daughters were little they came home from the craft store one day and both rushed in to tell me they got something that looked just like me. Happy #NationalDaughtersDay
September 25, 2024 at 6:11 PM
When my daughters were little they came home from the craft store one day and both rushed in to tell me they got something that looked just like me. Happy #NationalDaughtersDay
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #702,237!
September 17, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #702,237!
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God: When the humans are alone, they should be able to hear music in their heads sometimes.
Angel: That's a lovely idea.
God: And it should be a 8 second loop of a song they don't really like and can't exactly remember the lyrics to.
Angel: ...
God: There's no way to make it stop.
Angel: That's a lovely idea.
God: And it should be a 8 second loop of a song they don't really like and can't exactly remember the lyrics to.
Angel: ...
God: There's no way to make it stop.
August 5, 2023 at 11:12 AM
God: When the humans are alone, they should be able to hear music in their heads sometimes.
Angel: That's a lovely idea.
God: And it should be a 8 second loop of a song they don't really like and can't exactly remember the lyrics to.
Angel: ...
God: There's no way to make it stop.
Angel: That's a lovely idea.
God: And it should be a 8 second loop of a song they don't really like and can't exactly remember the lyrics to.
Angel: ...
God: There's no way to make it stop.
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probably the most embarrassing thing on earth is having to answer questions from an electrician. “Where’s your emergency disconnect?” sir all i know is somehow we have put lightning inside the wires
August 14, 2024 at 3:21 PM
probably the most embarrassing thing on earth is having to answer questions from an electrician. “Where’s your emergency disconnect?” sir all i know is somehow we have put lightning inside the wires
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You’re laughing. That beagle is a decorated war pilot and you’re laughing
August 14, 2024 at 2:06 PM
You’re laughing. That beagle is a decorated war pilot and you’re laughing
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Every time he finishes singing the chorus of "Piano Man" live, Billy Joel points to himself and mouths "It's me, I'm the Piano Man."
May 10, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Every time he finishes singing the chorus of "Piano Man" live, Billy Joel points to himself and mouths "It's me, I'm the Piano Man."
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*me, rearranging my spice rack alphabetically* Ok, what comes after thyme?
Cyndi Lauper: thyme
Cyndi Lauper: thyme
May 3, 2024 at 2:50 PM
*me, rearranging my spice rack alphabetically* Ok, what comes after thyme?
Cyndi Lauper: thyme
Cyndi Lauper: thyme