Father McGee 🍁
@drinksmcgee.bsky.social
I'm only here to pet pugs.
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Father McGee 🍁
@drinksmcgee.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
My doctor said I am morbidly obese but in like a sexy way.
October 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My doctor said I am morbidly obese but in like a sexy way.
All my homies hate ICE
October 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
All my homies hate ICE
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Everything i learned about Taylor Swift was against my will
October 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Everything i learned about Taylor Swift was against my will
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One day you're mildly amused, the next you're wielding an axe at Qdoba.
May 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
One day you're mildly amused, the next you're wielding an axe at Qdoba.
Line work done.
October 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Line work done.
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One fun thing about working with me is you never know when I might tell the CEO on an all hands call that the shareholders can suck my imaginary foot-long dick and I quit.
October 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
One fun thing about working with me is you never know when I might tell the CEO on an all hands call that the shareholders can suck my imaginary foot-long dick and I quit.
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Me, when I get more than 10 reposts and 25 likes on Bluesky
October 19, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Me, when I get more than 10 reposts and 25 likes on Bluesky
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ME: anything?
PROSTITUTE: anything
*an hour later*
PROSTITUTE: ok I made dinner, set that appt for you, and called your mom back but this was a one time thing bc you’re fuckin sick
PROSTITUTE: anything
*an hour later*
PROSTITUTE: ok I made dinner, set that appt for you, and called your mom back but this was a one time thing bc you’re fuckin sick
December 6, 2024 at 3:05 PM
ME: anything?
PROSTITUTE: anything
*an hour later*
PROSTITUTE: ok I made dinner, set that appt for you, and called your mom back but this was a one time thing bc you’re fuckin sick
PROSTITUTE: anything
*an hour later*
PROSTITUTE: ok I made dinner, set that appt for you, and called your mom back but this was a one time thing bc you’re fuckin sick
A year and a half sober today.
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
A year and a half sober today.
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You have to get up to get down is about getting off the couch to go to bed.
October 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You have to get up to get down is about getting off the couch to go to bed.
Her: I SUPPORT ICE!
Me:
Me:
October 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Her: I SUPPORT ICE!
Me:
Me:
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Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
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We really don’t sing about magic carpet rides anymore.
October 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
We really don’t sing about magic carpet rides anymore.
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it was the best of times it was the worcestershire of times
October 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
it was the best of times it was the worcestershire of times
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imagine a baby named larry you can’t it is impossible
March 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
imagine a baby named larry you can’t it is impossible
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ME: [turns out pockets, shakes sleeves]
THERAPIST: is that all of them
ME: [stares at depression, anxiety, C-PTSD, ADHD piled up on table]
yep that’s everything
THERAPIST: amy
ME: fiiiine [pulls attachment disorder from ankle holster, adds to the pile]
THERAPIST: is that all of them
ME: [stares at depression, anxiety, C-PTSD, ADHD piled up on table]
yep that’s everything
THERAPIST: amy
ME: fiiiine [pulls attachment disorder from ankle holster, adds to the pile]
March 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
ME: [turns out pockets, shakes sleeves]
THERAPIST: is that all of them
ME: [stares at depression, anxiety, C-PTSD, ADHD piled up on table]
yep that’s everything
THERAPIST: amy
ME: fiiiine [pulls attachment disorder from ankle holster, adds to the pile]
THERAPIST: is that all of them
ME: [stares at depression, anxiety, C-PTSD, ADHD piled up on table]
yep that’s everything
THERAPIST: amy
ME: fiiiine [pulls attachment disorder from ankle holster, adds to the pile]
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you shouldn’t care about it because they might be coming for you next, you should care that they’re coming for anyone at all
February 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
you shouldn’t care about it because they might be coming for you next, you should care that they’re coming for anyone at all
If there's an important thing that sobriety has taught me, it's that life is too short to waste on people who add no value to your life. I don't hate those people and wish them well, but holy fuck, be well away from me.
October 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If there's an important thing that sobriety has taught me, it's that life is too short to waste on people who add no value to your life. I don't hate those people and wish them well, but holy fuck, be well away from me.
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Welcome to crow club, thanks for joining our caws.
October 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Welcome to crow club, thanks for joining our caws.
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lost socks make me so sad, like where’s your li’l buddy why dint y’all hold hands
[sobbing] mister stockington whyyyy
[sobbing] mister stockington whyyyy
October 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
lost socks make me so sad, like where’s your li’l buddy why dint y’all hold hands
[sobbing] mister stockington whyyyy
[sobbing] mister stockington whyyyy
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What’s with the eye contact my big naturals are down there
October 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What’s with the eye contact my big naturals are down there
Pete Hegseth seems like the kind of guy who tries to kiss his buddy when they're drunk and then call him a f*ggot after he gets rejected.
October 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Pete Hegseth seems like the kind of guy who tries to kiss his buddy when they're drunk and then call him a f*ggot after he gets rejected.
Pete Hegseth is the kind of guy who tries to fight an entire table of people wearing a different team jersey while too drunk at the bar.
October 1, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Pete Hegseth is the kind of guy who tries to fight an entire table of people wearing a different team jersey while too drunk at the bar.