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Top tier joke
December 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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My cat approves this gift (and so do I)
December 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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This graph is killing me.
December 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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🎶 Cut my ham into pieces
This is my Christmas pork
December 23, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Some of you are grinding or suffering anxiety because you're not going to make your self-imposed New Years deadline on your manuscript.

Stop. Take a deep breath.

Targets motivate you to get the words out, but the minute that motivation feels bad is when it poisons the well. Finish when you finish.
December 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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If releasing the Epstein Files can’t be done for reasons of national security, your government may be full of pedophiles
December 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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It could be total coincidence that Republicans have turned the transphobia up by a factor of X since Elon Musk agreed to fund their 2026 campaign. But I’m going to say, “Nope.”
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail
December 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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*tries to send dick pic

*says file is too big

*smiles
January 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Shout out to everyone wearing new socks today.
December 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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I don’t know how this is being left out of like half of the reportage, but Nicki Minaj is clearly trying to kiss Trump‘s ass enough to let her child-raping brother off with a pardon. She hasn’t just like, gone insane or anything.

www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...
Nicki Minaj's brother sentenced to 25 years for child rape - BBC News
Jelani Maraj was found guilty of predatory sexual assault against a child and child endangerment.
www.bbc.com
December 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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I'm sure the 22 million people whose healthcare premiums will triple in six days are delighted by this news, you inhuman fuck.
December 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
December 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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And if they try any AI slop with Chadwick, I swear I will launch a one-woman campaign against Disney. Don't even think about it. Hire his brother or something. Anything but AI.
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Make a Bond film casual

On Her Majesty's Secret Surprise Party
Make a bond film casual

No Time To Vacuum
Make a Bond film casual

The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
December 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I shouldn't laugh, but imagine your ass being haunted?
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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what’s wrong, babe? you’ve barely touched your grinchamole.
December 25, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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The Wild Wild West (TV Series 1965–1969)
Opening theme music composed by Richard Markowitz
December 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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In case you missed the news!
Well, my fundraiser in honor of Fergus is over and I could not be more grateful for everyone's generosity. You MORE THAN DOUBLED the goal! It's just a really beautiful tribute to Fergus and his gentle, loving spirit. I can't thank you enough for helping turn my grief into something positive. 😭❤️
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Plato argued in the Republic that the 'tyrant,' or someone with unlimited wealth and power, would live the worst possible life because his soul would be devoured by lawless, unlimited desires that could never be sated. I think we've gotten confirmation of this from more cases than Trump lately
I always thought Plato was pretty pollyannaish on this point, but this is decent evidence for the view that a man of bad character will therefore be unhappy even with every external trapping of success and good fortune.
President Donald Trump gifted the world with nearly 200 Truth Social posts (and counting) on Christmas Day, where he amplified conspiracy theories about the 2020 election and called for a member of Congress to be deported.
December 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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I'm renting a car this morning and I'm a little bit nervous. My current car is 27 years old. I haven't driven a "new" car in 15 years. What kind of spaceship am I getting into? Can I find the blinkers and the lights? Will I even be able to turn it on? Who knows.
December 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM