Spencer Green
@spencergreen.bsky.social
Writer-type person for hire. Who writes. Credits include: In Living Color, Mad TV, The Huffington Post, Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide, Bukowsical, other stuff. Soup of the Day: Cream of Vague
This is an interview which the FCC and CBS forbade Stephen Colbert from airing on his show, so he posted it on YouTube, where it will now be seen by far, far more people. Thanks once again, Trump lickspittles, for fucking up in reverse.
Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislatu…
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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February 17, 2026 at 9:44 AM
This is an interview which the FCC and CBS forbade Stephen Colbert from airing on his show, so he posted it on YouTube, where it will now be seen by far, far more people. Thanks once again, Trump lickspittles, for fucking up in reverse.
Trump won't know whom to root for since he hates the U.S., Canada, and women. I guess he'll just root for the ice. (wokka wokka)
Winter Olympics: Unbeaten USA roll into women’s ice hockey final v Canada
A US women’s hockey team already being hailed as one of the best ever assembled is right where they expected to be: facing Canada for Olympic gold
www.theguardian.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Trump won't know whom to root for since he hates the U.S., Canada, and women. I guess he'll just root for the ice. (wokka wokka)
I could spend days posting scenes from every great Robert Duvall performance, but here's the one that won him an Oscar...
Tender Mercies Scene
YouTube video by Gash
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February 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I could spend days posting scenes from every great Robert Duvall performance, but here's the one that won him an Oscar...
Just one of the endless number of iconic roles so brilliantly acted by Robert Duvall.
'I Love the Smell of Napalm in the Morning' | Apocalypse Now
YouTube video by The Dollar Theater
www.youtube.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Just one of the endless number of iconic roles so brilliantly acted by Robert Duvall.
Goodbye to the legendary Robert Duvall. In a career filled with indelible performances, this is probably my favorite (and, apparently, was his, too).
Lonesome Dove | The Final Goodbye
YouTube video by FETV
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February 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Goodbye to the legendary Robert Duvall. In a career filled with indelible performances, this is probably my favorite (and, apparently, was his, too).
You tried to overturn an election, and you continue lecturing us on how to conduct elections? A very special Presidents' Day fuck you.
February 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
You tried to overturn an election, and you continue lecturing us on how to conduct elections? A very special Presidents' Day fuck you.
Ho-hum, just this racist GOP piece-of-shit saying the same racist piece-of-shit things he's been saying for years, while all the other cringing GOP leaders piss themselves into self-righteous submission about antisemitism and political rhetoric.
February 16, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Ho-hum, just this racist GOP piece-of-shit saying the same racist piece-of-shit things he's been saying for years, while all the other cringing GOP leaders piss themselves into self-righteous submission about antisemitism and political rhetoric.
An online ad for "Personal Assistant to Paris Hilton" includes requirements:
- Ability to lift up to 40 lbs.
- Pack suitcases, travel bags, and purses with precision and foresight
plus under "other perks":
- Employee discount program and in office snacks
- Ability to lift up to 40 lbs.
- Pack suitcases, travel bags, and purses with precision and foresight
plus under "other perks":
- Employee discount program and in office snacks
February 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
An online ad for "Personal Assistant to Paris Hilton" includes requirements:
- Ability to lift up to 40 lbs.
- Pack suitcases, travel bags, and purses with precision and foresight
plus under "other perks":
- Employee discount program and in office snacks
- Ability to lift up to 40 lbs.
- Pack suitcases, travel bags, and purses with precision and foresight
plus under "other perks":
- Employee discount program and in office snacks
Scenario to convince me that maybe God exists: The moment Elon Musk's net worth reaches one trillion dollars, he dies. Horribly.
February 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Scenario to convince me that maybe God exists: The moment Elon Musk's net worth reaches one trillion dollars, he dies. Horribly.
I just realized this entire Board of Peace idiocy is Trump's version of the "Coon and Friends" saga from "South Park" where Cartman enlists Cthulhu to rule the world.
February 15, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I just realized this entire Board of Peace idiocy is Trump's version of the "Coon and Friends" saga from "South Park" where Cartman enlists Cthulhu to rule the world.
This administration sure insists on people displaying gratitude for being shit on.
Tom Homan on Gov. Walz and Mayor Frey: "They ought to be saying 'thank you.'"
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
This administration sure insists on people displaying gratitude for being shit on.
Loungin' lizards, at my parents' house.
February 15, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Loungin' lizards, at my parents' house.
From the "Are You Fucking Kidding? Of Course You're Not" Department: A leaked list below of universities that the Department of Defense--oops, War--has forbidden military personnel from attending. Time, at last, for Trump University to pick up the slack!
February 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
From the "Are You Fucking Kidding? Of Course You're Not" Department: A leaked list below of universities that the Department of Defense--oops, War--has forbidden military personnel from attending. Time, at last, for Trump University to pick up the slack!
Oh, Donnyyy--time for your Prevagen.
February 14, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Oh, Donnyyy--time for your Prevagen.
At this point, it's not just their saying the quiet part loud, it's their saying the quiet part loud with the full conviction that no one will stop them.
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
At this point, it's not just their saying the quiet part loud, it's their saying the quiet part loud with the full conviction that no one will stop them.
35 years ago today, "The Silence of the Lambs" was released, with Clarice Starling and Hannibal Lecter a perfect Valentine's Day couple.
February 14, 2026 at 11:20 AM
35 years ago today, "The Silence of the Lambs" was released, with Clarice Starling and Hannibal Lecter a perfect Valentine's Day couple.
*sigh*
February 14, 2026 at 8:04 AM
*sigh*
"Don't worry, my son--the Dow is over 50,000."
February 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
"Don't worry, my son--the Dow is over 50,000."
I'm shocked to my very sarcastic core.
ICE head Todd Lyons says federal agents at north Minneapolis shooting in January lied under oath
Todd Lyons, the acting head of Immigration and Customs Enforcement accused two federal agents of lying under oath regarding the mid-January shooting of a Venezuelan national in Minneapolis.
www.cbsnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I'm shocked to my very sarcastic core.
Don't grieve, Admiral--the Dow is over 50,000.
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Don't grieve, Admiral--the Dow is over 50,000.
Waiting for toilet cocaine to join steak, cheese, and milk at the top of the food pyramid.
RFK Jr. — America's Health Secretary — Told Theo Von He Used to Snort Cocaine Off Toilet Seats, Then Laughed at a Vaccine Joke
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sat across from comedian Theo Von on Thursday’s episode of This Past Weekend and, within the first few minutes, casually mentioned ... Read More
www.yahoo.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Waiting for toilet cocaine to join steak, cheese, and milk at the top of the food pyramid.
Trump just posted the exact same paean to fellow dictator Viktor Orbán that he did on February 9th and February 5th. If Stephen Miller is reading this: You gotta mix things up a little.
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Trump just posted the exact same paean to fellow dictator Viktor Orbán that he did on February 9th and February 5th. If Stephen Miller is reading this: You gotta mix things up a little.
"trip and fall" = glug glug *hiccup*
Jeanine Pirro files a $250,000 negligence suit in New York over a trip-and-fall
Jeanine Pirro, the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia, has filed a $250,000 negligence lawsuit against her suburban hometown north of New York City and a power utility after claiming she tripp...
www.yahoo.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:11 AM
"trip and fall" = glug glug *hiccup*
The truly sad thing about this story--which Mediaite promises is "poised to rock Washington, D.C."--is that it will immediately get lost in the shuffle of every other story about loathsome people in this loathsome administration.
The 5 Wildest Revelations From Bombshell Kristi Noem-Corey Lewandowski Exposé
The Wall Street Journal dropped a bombshell exposé about DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski on Thursday evening.
www.mediaite.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:31 AM
The truly sad thing about this story--which Mediaite promises is "poised to rock Washington, D.C."--is that it will immediately get lost in the shuffle of every other story about loathsome people in this loathsome administration.
When Jim Jordan is not the most offensive Republican in a Senate Judiciary Committee, you know things have gone to a weird place.
February 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
When Jim Jordan is not the most offensive Republican in a Senate Judiciary Committee, you know things have gone to a weird place.