Spencer Green
@spencergreen.bsky.social
Writer-type person for hire. Who writes. Credits include: In Living Color, Mad TV, The Huffington Post, Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide, Bukowsical, other stuff. Soup of the Day: Cream of Vague
Ho-hum, just this racist GOP piece-of-shit saying the same racist piece-of-shit things he's been saying for years, while all the other cringing GOP leaders piss themselves into self-righteous submission about antisemitism and political rhetoric.
February 16, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Ho-hum, just this racist GOP piece-of-shit saying the same racist piece-of-shit things he's been saying for years, while all the other cringing GOP leaders piss themselves into self-righteous submission about antisemitism and political rhetoric.
An online ad for "Personal Assistant to Paris Hilton" includes requirements:
- Ability to lift up to 40 lbs.
- Pack suitcases, travel bags, and purses with precision and foresight
plus under "other perks":
- Employee discount program and in office snacks
- Ability to lift up to 40 lbs.
- Pack suitcases, travel bags, and purses with precision and foresight
plus under "other perks":
- Employee discount program and in office snacks
February 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
An online ad for "Personal Assistant to Paris Hilton" includes requirements:
- Ability to lift up to 40 lbs.
- Pack suitcases, travel bags, and purses with precision and foresight
plus under "other perks":
- Employee discount program and in office snacks
- Ability to lift up to 40 lbs.
- Pack suitcases, travel bags, and purses with precision and foresight
plus under "other perks":
- Employee discount program and in office snacks
Scenario to convince me that maybe God exists: The moment Elon Musk's net worth reaches one trillion dollars, he dies. Horribly.
February 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Scenario to convince me that maybe God exists: The moment Elon Musk's net worth reaches one trillion dollars, he dies. Horribly.
I just realized this entire Board of Peace idiocy is Trump's version of the "Coon and Friends" saga from "South Park" where Cartman enlists Cthulhu to rule the world.
February 15, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I just realized this entire Board of Peace idiocy is Trump's version of the "Coon and Friends" saga from "South Park" where Cartman enlists Cthulhu to rule the world.
This administration sure insists on people displaying gratitude for being shit on.
Tom Homan on Gov. Walz and Mayor Frey: "They ought to be saying 'thank you.'"
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
This administration sure insists on people displaying gratitude for being shit on.
Loungin' lizards, at my parents' house.
February 15, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Loungin' lizards, at my parents' house.
From the "Are You Fucking Kidding? Of Course You're Not" Department: A leaked list below of universities that the Department of Defense--oops, War--has forbidden military personnel from attending. Time, at last, for Trump University to pick up the slack!
February 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
From the "Are You Fucking Kidding? Of Course You're Not" Department: A leaked list below of universities that the Department of Defense--oops, War--has forbidden military personnel from attending. Time, at last, for Trump University to pick up the slack!
Oh, Donnyyy--time for your Prevagen.
February 14, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Oh, Donnyyy--time for your Prevagen.
At this point, it's not just their saying the quiet part loud, it's their saying the quiet part loud with the full conviction that no one will stop them.
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
At this point, it's not just their saying the quiet part loud, it's their saying the quiet part loud with the full conviction that no one will stop them.
35 years ago today, "The Silence of the Lambs" was released, with Clarice Starling and Hannibal Lecter a perfect Valentine's Day couple.
February 14, 2026 at 11:20 AM
35 years ago today, "The Silence of the Lambs" was released, with Clarice Starling and Hannibal Lecter a perfect Valentine's Day couple.
*sigh*
February 14, 2026 at 8:04 AM
*sigh*
"Don't worry, my son--the Dow is over 50,000."
February 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
"Don't worry, my son--the Dow is over 50,000."
I'm shocked to my very sarcastic core.
ICE head Todd Lyons says federal agents at north Minneapolis shooting in January lied under oath
Todd Lyons, the acting head of Immigration and Customs Enforcement accused two federal agents of lying under oath regarding the mid-January shooting of a Venezuelan national in Minneapolis.
www.cbsnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I'm shocked to my very sarcastic core.
Don't grieve, Admiral--the Dow is over 50,000.
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Don't grieve, Admiral--the Dow is over 50,000.
Waiting for toilet cocaine to join steak, cheese, and milk at the top of the food pyramid.
RFK Jr. — America's Health Secretary — Told Theo Von He Used to Snort Cocaine Off Toilet Seats, Then Laughed at a Vaccine Joke
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sat across from comedian Theo Von on Thursday’s episode of This Past Weekend and, within the first few minutes, casually mentioned ... Read More
www.yahoo.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Waiting for toilet cocaine to join steak, cheese, and milk at the top of the food pyramid.
Trump just posted the exact same paean to fellow dictator Viktor Orbán that he did on February 9th and February 5th. If Stephen Miller is reading this: You gotta mix things up a little.
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Trump just posted the exact same paean to fellow dictator Viktor Orbán that he did on February 9th and February 5th. If Stephen Miller is reading this: You gotta mix things up a little.
"trip and fall" = glug glug *hiccup*
Jeanine Pirro files a $250,000 negligence suit in New York over a trip-and-fall
Jeanine Pirro, the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia, has filed a $250,000 negligence lawsuit against her suburban hometown north of New York City and a power utility after claiming she tripp...
www.yahoo.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:11 AM
"trip and fall" = glug glug *hiccup*
The truly sad thing about this story--which Mediaite promises is "poised to rock Washington, D.C."--is that it will immediately get lost in the shuffle of every other story about loathsome people in this loathsome administration.
The 5 Wildest Revelations From Bombshell Kristi Noem-Corey Lewandowski Exposé
The Wall Street Journal dropped a bombshell exposé about DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski on Thursday evening.
www.mediaite.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:31 AM
The truly sad thing about this story--which Mediaite promises is "poised to rock Washington, D.C."--is that it will immediately get lost in the shuffle of every other story about loathsome people in this loathsome administration.
When Jim Jordan is not the most offensive Republican in a Senate Judiciary Committee, you know things have gone to a weird place.
February 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
When Jim Jordan is not the most offensive Republican in a Senate Judiciary Committee, you know things have gone to a weird place.
Okay, now I'm looking forward to a "Melania" sequel.
From the Fauxmoi community on Reddit: Trump Allegedly Bragged to Friends About Affair with Personal Secretary During First Term, per Epstein Files
Explore this post and more from the Fauxmoi community
www.reddit.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Okay, now I'm looking forward to a "Melania" sequel.
Nothing like the confession--er, words--of a very stable president who is mentioned more than a million times in the Epstein files.
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Nothing like the confession--er, words--of a very stable president who is mentioned more than a million times in the Epstein files.
"Is murdering American citizens in broad daylight part of ICE policy?"
"No comment."
"No comment."
under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
February 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
"Is murdering American citizens in broad daylight part of ICE policy?"
"No comment."
"No comment."
How appropriate: Snowflakes among the Olympics officials in the snow of Milan-Cortina.
Winter Olympics 2026: Ukrainian athlete kicked out of skeleton over helmet tribute, Brignone wins women’s Super G – live
Join our writers for all the action from day six of Milano Cortina 2026, with nine gold medals up for grabs
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:49 PM
How appropriate: Snowflakes among the Olympics officials in the snow of Milan-Cortina.
Law firms, museums, colleges, corporations, and now political pollsters strap on the knee pads.
Gallup will no longer track presidential approval ratings after nearly 90 years
Gallup, the analytics firm that has tracked presidential approval for nearly 90 years, will stop measuring job performance ratings starting in 2026.
www.usatoday.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Law firms, museums, colleges, corporations, and now political pollsters strap on the knee pads.