wushudoin
@wushudoin.bsky.social
I'll probably say something sarcastic & if I follow you, I probably think you're hilarious
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I just love fall. Bathing in pumpkin spice latte, eating crunchy leaves, eating sweaters knitted from the hair of my neighbors. Hard to pick a favorite really.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I just love fall. Bathing in pumpkin spice latte, eating crunchy leaves, eating sweaters knitted from the hair of my neighbors. Hard to pick a favorite really.
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MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
August 31, 2024 at 3:53 AM
MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
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Well we certainly made America something again
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Well we certainly made America something again
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Everything is decidedly NOT coming up Milhouse
September 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Everything is decidedly NOT coming up Milhouse
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lmao congrats on being woke, bro. Got a raging hard-on for updating your worldview based on new information? Just horny as hell for gaining a deeper understanding of social issues? This motherfucker straight up cares about other people lmfaoooo
September 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
lmao congrats on being woke, bro. Got a raging hard-on for updating your worldview based on new information? Just horny as hell for gaining a deeper understanding of social issues? This motherfucker straight up cares about other people lmfaoooo
Me, anytime I encounter a hill:
I would die on this hill
I would die on this hill
August 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Me, anytime I encounter a hill:
I would die on this hill
I would die on this hill
True story from the other day
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Me: *eating potato salad*
Apple Watch: You’ve reached your Exercise goal!
Me: nice.
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Me: *eating potato salad*
Apple Watch: You’ve reached your Exercise goal!
Me: nice.
August 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
True story from the other day
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Me: *eating potato salad*
Apple Watch: You’ve reached your Exercise goal!
Me: nice.
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Me: *eating potato salad*
Apple Watch: You’ve reached your Exercise goal!
Me: nice.
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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[etching on stone tablets] oh and another thing
December 31, 2024 at 11:37 AM
[etching on stone tablets] oh and another thing
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It was the worst of times. It was the worst of times.
January 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It was the worst of times. It was the worst of times.
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interviewer: how are your listening skills?
me: absolutely
me: absolutely
January 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
interviewer: how are your listening skills?
me: absolutely
me: absolutely
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ROSE: i love you
JACK: i adore you
ROSE: a door lol
JACK: *going under* lol
JACK: i adore you
ROSE: a door lol
JACK: *going under* lol
January 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
ROSE: i love you
JACK: i adore you
ROSE: a door lol
JACK: *going under* lol
JACK: i adore you
ROSE: a door lol
JACK: *going under* lol
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Clarissa explained none of this.
January 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Clarissa explained none of this.
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The McRib is back and it's standing right behind you
December 13, 2024 at 10:29 PM
The McRib is back and it's standing right behind you
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I’ve been making homemade ravioli all day
And Boy Ar Dees arms tired
And Boy Ar Dees arms tired
December 4, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I’ve been making homemade ravioli all day
And Boy Ar Dees arms tired
And Boy Ar Dees arms tired
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Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: because you like me
Cop: omg shut up I do not
Me: because you like me
Cop: omg shut up I do not
December 3, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: because you like me
Cop: omg shut up I do not
Me: because you like me
Cop: omg shut up I do not
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Deck the halls. Get em good. Make them pay for what they did.
December 2, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Deck the halls. Get em good. Make them pay for what they did.
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kool-aid man dying halfway through a cartwheel
December 1, 2024 at 3:24 PM
kool-aid man dying halfway through a cartwheel
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Me: I got an amazing idea—an advent calendar but with sausages
Guy: Just substituting sausages for chocolate?
Me: No, all of it is sausages
Guy: All of it?
Me: And I am sausages
Guy: You are?
Sausages: And you are sausages
Also Sausages: Oh my god
Sausages: Oh my god
Guy: Just substituting sausages for chocolate?
Me: No, all of it is sausages
Guy: All of it?
Me: And I am sausages
Guy: You are?
Sausages: And you are sausages
Also Sausages: Oh my god
Sausages: Oh my god
November 30, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Me: I got an amazing idea—an advent calendar but with sausages
Guy: Just substituting sausages for chocolate?
Me: No, all of it is sausages
Guy: All of it?
Me: And I am sausages
Guy: You are?
Sausages: And you are sausages
Also Sausages: Oh my god
Sausages: Oh my god
Guy: Just substituting sausages for chocolate?
Me: No, all of it is sausages
Guy: All of it?
Me: And I am sausages
Guy: You are?
Sausages: And you are sausages
Also Sausages: Oh my god
Sausages: Oh my god
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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weird name for a horse imo
November 23, 2024 at 6:33 PM
weird name for a horse imo
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
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BROKE MY LEG IN TWO PLACES
THIS IS A SKI RESORT
LACERATION
ITS BLEEDING
OW OW FUCK I BROKE MY LEG SKIING
THIS IS A SKI RESORT
LACERATION
ITS BLEEDING
OW OW FUCK I BROKE MY LEG SKIING
November 21, 2024 at 2:24 PM
BROKE MY LEG IN TWO PLACES
THIS IS A SKI RESORT
LACERATION
ITS BLEEDING
OW OW FUCK I BROKE MY LEG SKIING
THIS IS A SKI RESORT
LACERATION
ITS BLEEDING
OW OW FUCK I BROKE MY LEG SKIING
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Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
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