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Space heaters are like regular heaters except no one can hear you scream.
February 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Space heaters are like regular heaters except no one can hear you scream.
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We need a national day of screaming
February 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
We need a national day of screaming
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I just think it's a damn shame that smiting has fallen out of favor with the deities, bc I have some requests
February 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I just think it's a damn shame that smiting has fallen out of favor with the deities, bc I have some requests
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Honesty is the best policy, I lied.
February 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Honesty is the best policy, I lied.
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Do you have the patience to wait until your mud settles and the water is clear?
-- Tao Te Ching
-- Tao Te Ching
February 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Do you have the patience to wait until your mud settles and the water is clear?
-- Tao Te Ching
-- Tao Te Ching
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Flat Earthers are the only people who become less of a problem when you push them too far.
February 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Flat Earthers are the only people who become less of a problem when you push them too far.
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I don't think that life is being a bitch purposely, I think it's just trying to be funny.
February 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I don't think that life is being a bitch purposely, I think it's just trying to be funny.
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I never wanted to be this politically informed.
February 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I never wanted to be this politically informed.
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umami: mushrooms
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
January 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
umami: mushrooms
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
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NPC’s have feelings too, ya know. 🎮🕹️
January 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
NPC’s have feelings too, ya know. 🎮🕹️
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What I wouldn't give for some good ol' precedented times.
January 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
What I wouldn't give for some good ol' precedented times.
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Oh crap, I forgot to use the power of positive thinking, is all this my fault
January 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Oh crap, I forgot to use the power of positive thinking, is all this my fault
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COLOGUARD: Ship us your poop for a colon cancer screening.
UPS: COME ON MAN
UPS: COME ON MAN
January 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
COLOGUARD: Ship us your poop for a colon cancer screening.
UPS: COME ON MAN
UPS: COME ON MAN
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everything happens so much
January 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
everything happens so much
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“Come and play with us, Danny.”
January 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
“Come and play with us, Danny.”
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I never buy Oreos because then I'll eat the Oreos,
so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm
disappointed that I don't have any Oreos.
~a tragic personal memoir
so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm
disappointed that I don't have any Oreos.
~a tragic personal memoir
January 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I never buy Oreos because then I'll eat the Oreos,
so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm
disappointed that I don't have any Oreos.
~a tragic personal memoir
so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm
disappointed that I don't have any Oreos.
~a tragic personal memoir
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I think it's about time we put the next four years behind us.
January 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I think it's about time we put the next four years behind us.
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All this chatter about the Inauguration Day having dangerously low temps and not one joke about hell freezing over
January 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
All this chatter about the Inauguration Day having dangerously low temps and not one joke about hell freezing over
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live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't burst out laughing when your rocket blows up
January 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't burst out laughing when your rocket blows up
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Nintendo brass meeting discussing how to go forward with their character named Diddy, and then Luigi happens
December 26, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Nintendo brass meeting discussing how to go forward with their character named Diddy, and then Luigi happens
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Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
December 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
Eternally grateful for the messy bun…the only hairstyle I’ve ever been able to perfect
December 25, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Eternally grateful for the messy bun…the only hairstyle I’ve ever been able to perfect