🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴
@kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com
Like most, I'm guessing, I'm here to escape the toxicity of X, while attempting to understand WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED. Trying to keep my head above water. Alum @KamalaHarris. Opinions R my own.
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Raise your hand if you need a little pause from life and its stress. A little wine, 5 million dollars, a flat stomach and your own island, perhaps? I can't provide you with any of that, but how about a laugh or two? If you enjoy my humor, click here👇 and subscribe.😉
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Christmas Eve is less about the calendar and more about the company.
The people who make you laugh, let you exhale, and send you into the next day a little steadier than before.
I hope you're surrounded by yours tonight.
Wishing to you all the love, joy and happiness your hearts can hold~
The people who make you laugh, let you exhale, and send you into the next day a little steadier than before.
I hope you're surrounded by yours tonight.
Wishing to you all the love, joy and happiness your hearts can hold~
a cartoon of a boy kneeling next to a broken christmas tree
ALT: a cartoon of a boy kneeling next to a broken christmas tree
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December 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Christmas Eve is less about the calendar and more about the company.
The people who make you laugh, let you exhale, and send you into the next day a little steadier than before.
I hope you're surrounded by yours tonight.
Wishing to you all the love, joy and happiness your hearts can hold~
The people who make you laugh, let you exhale, and send you into the next day a little steadier than before.
I hope you're surrounded by yours tonight.
Wishing to you all the love, joy and happiness your hearts can hold~
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cookies and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10.
Me: 10.
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cookies and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10.
Me: 10.
The way I act when I have to line my wheel up at the car wash, you'd think I was trying to land a 747 on a tightrope.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The way I act when I have to line my wheel up at the car wash, you'd think I was trying to land a 747 on a tightrope.
I refuse to be controlled by a calendar.
Happy Election Day 2026, everyone.
Happy Election Day 2026, everyone.
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I refuse to be controlled by a calendar.
Happy Election Day 2026, everyone.
Happy Election Day 2026, everyone.
My explanation of today's admin:
A bunch of children decided they wanted to play president so they went into the WH and they refused any help. (NO! I CAN DO IT MYSELF!)
and that is why we're in this predicament.
Toddlers, insisting they do it ALL BY THEMSELVES.
A bunch of children decided they wanted to play president so they went into the WH and they refused any help. (NO! I CAN DO IT MYSELF!)
and that is why we're in this predicament.
Toddlers, insisting they do it ALL BY THEMSELVES.
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My explanation of today's admin:
A bunch of children decided they wanted to play president so they went into the WH and they refused any help. (NO! I CAN DO IT MYSELF!)
and that is why we're in this predicament.
Toddlers, insisting they do it ALL BY THEMSELVES.
A bunch of children decided they wanted to play president so they went into the WH and they refused any help. (NO! I CAN DO IT MYSELF!)
and that is why we're in this predicament.
Toddlers, insisting they do it ALL BY THEMSELVES.
Only a few more mental breakdowns until the new year. C'mon people... we can do this.
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Only a few more mental breakdowns until the new year. C'mon people... we can do this.
Can we just admit we may have taken this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing a bit too far?
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Can we just admit we may have taken this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing a bit too far?
![[Tweet, tweet, chirp chirp] "Do you hear that birdsong, Eva? Isn't it beautitul? [Bird is actually saying, "Get the f#ck out of my tree, Larry, you a$$hole, or I will peck your f#cking eye out!]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:grfpb4tlwdca4kkl2ffvpjy3/bafkreic45nyacbyknstl42e6cy7c52h4y4ozzgmuchznkggru4eo626gfy@jpeg)
Today's Housekeeping Tip:
If you hate cleaning your bathroom, imagine you're covering up a crime. It'll go way faster, be much cleaner, and it's excellent experience for the future.
#IWatchTooMuchDateline @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social
#ThisIsTheStuffIThinkAboutHelpMe
If you hate cleaning your bathroom, imagine you're covering up a crime. It'll go way faster, be much cleaner, and it's excellent experience for the future.
#IWatchTooMuchDateline @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social
#ThisIsTheStuffIThinkAboutHelpMe
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Today's Housekeeping Tip:
If you hate cleaning your bathroom, imagine you're covering up a crime. It'll go way faster, be much cleaner, and it's excellent experience for the future.
#IWatchTooMuchDateline @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social
#ThisIsTheStuffIThinkAboutHelpMe
If you hate cleaning your bathroom, imagine you're covering up a crime. It'll go way faster, be much cleaner, and it's excellent experience for the future.
#IWatchTooMuchDateline @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social
#ThisIsTheStuffIThinkAboutHelpMe
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Me: Ugh. I'm so full, I'm not gonna eat for days.
Also me: Are those brownies
Also me: Are those brownies
February 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Me: Ugh. I'm so full, I'm not gonna eat for days.
Also me: Are those brownies
Also me: Are those brownies
"I'm still a thug," I whisper to myself after the can of biscuits popped and made my soul leave my body
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"I'm still a thug," I whisper to myself after the can of biscuits popped and made my soul leave my body
😊 (And don't you forget it.)
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
😊 (And don't you forget it.)
Seems as if my predictions are as logical as anyone's so...
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Spread the Joy: My Predictions For the Rest of 2025
In case you were wondering where my mindset is about now, (since obviously everything logical is off the table):
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November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Seems as if my predictions are as logical as anyone's so...
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This is your reminder that people suck and you're going to be irritated today.
Do what you gotta do. Just stay out of jail...I don't have money for bail.
Do what you gotta do. Just stay out of jail...I don't have money for bail.
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This is your reminder that people suck and you're going to be irritated today.
Do what you gotta do. Just stay out of jail...I don't have money for bail.
Do what you gotta do. Just stay out of jail...I don't have money for bail.
I'm not saying that I believe in miracles, but democracy showing faint vital signs feels like a good start.
Someone hand me the defibrillator.
#YESPROP50
Someone hand me the defibrillator.
#YESPROP50
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm not saying that I believe in miracles, but democracy showing faint vital signs feels like a good start.
Someone hand me the defibrillator.
#YESPROP50
Someone hand me the defibrillator.
#YESPROP50
Calling all democracy defenders! 🗳️
March to that ballot box and make your voice heard.
When we show up, we don’t just vote — we change what’s possible. 💙
Let’s finish strong and vote like freedom depends on it — because it absolutely does.
#VoteDemToday
March to that ballot box and make your voice heard.
When we show up, we don’t just vote — we change what’s possible. 💙
Let’s finish strong and vote like freedom depends on it — because it absolutely does.
#VoteDemToday
November 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Calling all democracy defenders! 🗳️
March to that ballot box and make your voice heard.
When we show up, we don’t just vote — we change what’s possible. 💙
Let’s finish strong and vote like freedom depends on it — because it absolutely does.
#VoteDemToday
March to that ballot box and make your voice heard.
When we show up, we don’t just vote — we change what’s possible. 💙
Let’s finish strong and vote like freedom depends on it — because it absolutely does.
#VoteDemToday
California ❤️, you have the power to restore democracy.
Let's fight 🔥 with FIRE. Let's go! Vote YES on Prop 50 on November 4th. (Thank you for your attention.)
#Prop50VoteYes
@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Let's fight 🔥 with FIRE. Let's go! Vote YES on Prop 50 on November 4th. (Thank you for your attention.)
#Prop50VoteYes
@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
California ❤️, you have the power to restore democracy.
Let's fight 🔥 with FIRE. Let's go! Vote YES on Prop 50 on November 4th. (Thank you for your attention.)
#Prop50VoteYes
@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Let's fight 🔥 with FIRE. Let's go! Vote YES on Prop 50 on November 4th. (Thank you for your attention.)
#Prop50VoteYes
@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social