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Grumpy Scotsman
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Gaming posts // Idiot // lover of things // memory like a thing with a bad memory // Semi-Adequate #gamer 🕹️🎮👾

Also I do this: Twitch.tv/thatgrumpyscotsman #twitch
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Hey 👋 Me? I’m a part time streamer on Twitch, here on X you’ll find dad jokes, memes and relatable stuff. (Sometimes even stream stuff)

Also find me on Insta, Threads and X. Search for thatgrumpyscotsman.

Also. Be kind to each other, it’s not hard 💜
Better to prepare than never be prepared. 🕹️🎮
January 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Damn I feel old now. 🕹️🎮
January 19, 2026 at 10:49 PM
This morning I coughed up a bishop, a pawn and a rook.........

.....Sounds like I have a bad chess infection.
January 19, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Well they have to learn sometime 🕹️🎮
January 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I've really struggled to get back into social media after the Christmas break. Most people can live post their lives 10 times a day while I'm struggling to even open the app without changing my mind every time.
January 11, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Oh brother you done messed up 🕹️🎮
January 7, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Today is my first day back to work after work after being made redundant a month ago. One one hand it's kind of exciting to see where this goes, on the other hand I've sat on my arse and played video games for a month and now i have to go do stuff for money again 🤢
January 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
And here we are, another year and me and my wife are going to bed before midnight on new year's Eve once again because we're adults and we can do what we like. Happy New year everyone 🎉
December 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
And then we furnish the house around it 🕹️🎮
December 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Sadly, I got fired from the Viagra factory after being accused of stealing.....

.... Apparently they don't want hard workers.
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The only thing that puts me off buying any game is any kind of forced PVP. 🕹️🎮
December 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Wifey absolutely knows how to take a hint lol. Merry Christmas everyone 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Even Clyde is judging my present wrapping ability.
December 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Am I allowed to buy my own Christmas present, because LORD HELP ME.
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My good Boi Clyde enjoyed his visit to my wife's work today 🐕
December 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Oh hai. I promise I'm still here, I'm just enjoying some Christmas time off and playing far too many video games 🎮
December 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I drew Mark Hamill on my wife's forehead while she slept.....

.... You should have seen the Luke on her face when she found out.
December 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I will now commence Christmas shopping 8 days before Christmas as is the human male custom.
December 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Yes, please keep telling us that Australian gun control laws are the problem..... This is per capita by the way.
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
That's a strength I wish I had 🎮🕹️
December 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The massacre at Bondi Beach is the first in Australia for a long time, yet American based accounts act like it's the gun control laws that led to it.

Completely missing the fact that because of the gun controls we don't have mass shootings almost every day.

We're fine, Thanks. Look at yourself.
December 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Yes........ Child, of course 👀🕹️🎮
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My good Boi Clyde REALLY likes peanut butter 💜 🐶
December 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
AI "content creators" are just plain lazy. Art forms that require imagination will never be able to be replicated by a machine.

I said what I said.
December 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I got lost while running a marathon in Sweden.....

..... I realised as soon as I crossed the Finnish line.
December 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM