Luca.
@wizzardsupreme.bsky.social
Writer, layabout, roleplayer
Nonbinary Italian manwhore (off the market)
They/He
Nonbinary Italian manwhore (off the market)
They/He
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Who needs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when you have the fever dream of Fun In Balloonland? Please enjoy about ~1 minute of the most insane yet somehow real footage you will ever see.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Who needs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when you have the fever dream of Fun In Balloonland? Please enjoy about ~1 minute of the most insane yet somehow real footage you will ever see.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Today’s Thanksgiving Parade float features one Pod People float and then a second not-quite-identical Pod People float that comes by about 20 minutes later
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Today’s Thanksgiving Parade float features one Pod People float and then a second not-quite-identical Pod People float that comes by about 20 minutes later
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THIS IS INCREDIBLE
if you've never heard the end credits song for Aliens Infestation on the Nintendo DS
I beg you to stop and listen right now
it's important
I beg you to stop and listen right now
it's important
[OST] Aliens Infestation (Nintendo DS) [Track 16] LV426 - Ending Theme
YouTube video by Sega-Mag
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
THIS IS INCREDIBLE
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Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
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Kiryu's in Heat Mode again, we're gonna have to put him in the Bitch Box.
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Kiryu's in Heat Mode again, we're gonna have to put him in the Bitch Box.
Page 49, coming right up!
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Page 49, coming right up!
Again with the not letting me post images... get your act together, blusky.
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Again with the not letting me post images... get your act together, blusky.
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Standing on the table at Thanksgiving dinner, kicking over the gravy and screaming into my aunt's face:
ETERNAL
DARKNESS
COLON
SANITY'S
FUCKING
REQUIEM
ETERNAL
DARKNESS
COLON
SANITY'S
FUCKING
REQUIEM
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Standing on the table at Thanksgiving dinner, kicking over the gravy and screaming into my aunt's face:
ETERNAL
DARKNESS
COLON
SANITY'S
FUCKING
REQUIEM
ETERNAL
DARKNESS
COLON
SANITY'S
FUCKING
REQUIEM
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Dump of mousey sketches
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Dump of mousey sketches
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Why on EARTH would anyone suspend Goran?? @safety.bsky.app and @support.bsky.team get him back on here. What are you doing??
Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team please unsuspend Goran immediately.
Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Why on EARTH would anyone suspend Goran?? @safety.bsky.app and @support.bsky.team get him back on here. What are you doing??
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One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
Just had a certified Linkedin moment: went to drop my resume at a restaurant, held the door for a guy who was coming in a few paces behind me and he turned out to be the owner.
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Just had a certified Linkedin moment: went to drop my resume at a restaurant, held the door for a guy who was coming in a few paces behind me and he turned out to be the owner.
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
Last week on the job. I'm kinda gonna miss it, tbh. I spent a looong time thinking I was unemployable when really I was just living in the wrong country. Love ya, Italy, but you never loved me back.
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Last week on the job. I'm kinda gonna miss it, tbh. I spent a looong time thinking I was unemployable when really I was just living in the wrong country. Love ya, Italy, but you never loved me back.
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We need to bring back the 80s-90s thing where films start with the main character realizing they are late for work/school/curfew and bicycling/running through a scenic filming location while an easy-listening pop song plays and the intro credits flash by
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We need to bring back the 80s-90s thing where films start with the main character realizing they are late for work/school/curfew and bicycling/running through a scenic filming location while an easy-listening pop song plays and the intro credits flash by
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this is the correct answer to that “if you were a despotic president what film would you force to get made” question
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
this is the correct answer to that “if you were a despotic president what film would you force to get made” question
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
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eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters
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this is my favorite bundle!! submit your games!!
It's that time again!
That's right, it's time for Solo But Not Alone, our annual fundraiser bundle for @takethis.org! If you have written a singleplayer-capable TTRPG that hasn't been in the bundle before, come join us for the bundle event of the year.
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That's right, it's time for Solo But Not Alone, our annual fundraiser bundle for @takethis.org! If you have written a singleplayer-capable TTRPG that hasn't been in the bundle before, come join us for the bundle event of the year.
forms.gle/atnazSa6TzL6...
Solo But Not Alone 5 Signup
If you have a singleplayer TTRPG you've never submitted to Solo But Not Alone before, this is the place!
Solo But Not Alone is a bundle of singleplayer TTRPGs of all kinds, sold for $10 to benefit m...
forms.gle
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
this is my favorite bundle!! submit your games!!
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If you love magical girls and/or joyous trans narratives, you need to get into this series!
My new queer Portland magical girl novel is out and it’s very gay and full of big action and big feelings and I think you might really enjoy it.
I’m very close to another big deal of a milestone for my launch month and I’d love to reach it, with your help. 🥹
magicariot.com/fullbloom
I’m very close to another big deal of a milestone for my launch month and I’d love to reach it, with your help. 🥹
magicariot.com/fullbloom
Magica Riot: Full Bloom - Magica Riot - The Official Site
Novels about Portland's hard-rocking queer magical girls, Magica Riot.
magicariot.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
If you love magical girls and/or joyous trans narratives, you need to get into this series!
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SADAKO for VOGUE JAPAN
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
SADAKO for VOGUE JAPAN