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Dalton Deschain
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Pulp horror-punk from NYC. Also co-host of the podcast The Pod Universe. Also the B-69s guy. They/he, moth/man
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TRACK 1 ON YOUR 2025 HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST

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Dalton Deschain & the Traveling Show - Some Dark Magik (Official Video)
YouTube video by Dalton Deschain & the Traveling Show
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Heads up! In order to make the Pod Universe easier to navigate for new listeners, we’re getting ready to move the AYADU podcast archive to its own feed! The process is gonna take at least a few hours. Apologies for any inconvenience this might cause if you’re in the middle of listening.
January 2, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I dunno man, now that Grok is generating non-consensual nudes and CSAM, seems like the easiest moral slam dunk to divest from elon musk entirely
January 2, 2026 at 2:08 AM
the only good thing to come from Harry Potter is Alfonso Cuarón getting the blank check to make Children of Men
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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The Woman In The Yard Bought a Zoo
December 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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In the bleak midwinter
Buggy things were shown
just saw the Tracy Letts play Bug on Broadway, and lemme tell ya, if you are looking for a BAD time, look no further! The midwinter doesn’t get much bleaker!
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
just saw the Tracy Letts play Bug on Broadway, and lemme tell ya, if you are looking for a BAD time, look no further! The midwinter doesn’t get much bleaker!
December 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
fucking hate that every subway ad now is b2b startup AI client manager scheduling bullshit. we used to have Dr Zizmor. RZTZRN
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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The Woman In The Yard Walks Home Alone At Night
December 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Now You See Me: Now You See The Woman In The Yard
The Woman In The Yard Who Stole Christmas
December 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The Woman In The Yard Who Stole Christmas
December 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Marty Supreme deserves the first Best Casting Oscar for Penn Jillette alone
December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
hell why not, letterboxd thread
December 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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UPDATE: Just figured out you can do this on EVERY PROFILE in your household.

I want to be very clear, we are not “gaming the algorithm,” we are “getting the word out.” HUGE difference, and NO ONE can be MAD.
I am DIRECTLY ASKING YOU to open up Netflix and search ‘STRIP LAW’ or click the link below, to SET A REMINDER to watch STRIP LAW ON #NETFLIX on FEBRUARY 20th ‼️

YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT❕

Link: www.netflix.com/title/81677608

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December 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
(Oscar Meyer Weiner voice)
oh I wish I had a river I could skate on
that is what I’d really like to do
Cuz if I had a river I could skate on
I’d sing about it on my album Blue
December 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Step into an alternate world where Hollywood’s new sensation is a cinematic universe of legal dramas, including a movie where Michael Clayton has to wrangle a Runaway Jury
The Next Blockbuster Cinematic Universe is Now In Session
YouTube video by The Pod Universe with Dylan & Dalton
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December 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
if you need something stupid to listen to this holiday season, @dylanroth.bsky.social and I imagined a Michael Clayton requel that takes place in a fake cinematic universe of legal dramas. It also involves Runaway Jury.

Have fun: youtu.be/sUqELrIIuxo?...
The Next Blockbuster Cinematic Universe is Now In Session
YouTube video by The Pod Universe with Dylan & Dalton
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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i can’t believe i lived long enough to see Jackass go from “the epitome of cultural rot” to “transgressive, important, queer-adjacent media,” and i can’t believe it happened before i turned 30
December 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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simply no one doing it like dylan and dalton
Only a half hour to go before we reveal our secret end-of-year special.

Watch the premiere live at 9am ET!
REDACTED (The 2025 Pod Universe Holiday Special)
YouTube video by The Pod Universe with Dylan & Dalton
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December 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
fiancée and her father engaged in heated debate about whether the grinch’s grinching is a biological or deontological imperative. rest of the family is investigating what creature (dog, cat, or baby) pooped in the living room. i’ve been awake for less than an hour

happy boxing day
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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The reason for the season:
December 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
merry christmas to the peeps and OGs
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“Dalton’s head is ENORMOUS” - Sarah to her entire extended family at Christmas dinner
December 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Xmas swag too tough
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
the Christmas urge to rewatch Dunkirk with the volume all the way up
December 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
somehow got on MI-6’s radar 👀
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM