Dalton Deschain
@daltondeschain.com
Pulp horror-punk from NYC. Also co-host of the podcast The Pod Universe. Also the B-69s guy. They/he, moth/man
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bar bathroom. chalkboard walls. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE written. dozens of responses. my eye lands on one:
Slime Corn.
Slime Corn.
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
bar bathroom. chalkboard walls. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE written. dozens of responses. my eye lands on one:
Slime Corn.
Slime Corn.
was proud of this one
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
was proud of this one
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hey instead of reading and sharing some book that sucks by a woman in love with an insane corpse who neither deserves nor needs the coverage, why not instead buy and read MY book. due to me being normal simplicitybook.xyz
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
hey instead of reading and sharing some book that sucks by a woman in love with an insane corpse who neither deserves nor needs the coverage, why not instead buy and read MY book. due to me being normal simplicitybook.xyz
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Me when I'm describing my lover, Pinhead the Cenobite
when the full Olivia Nuzzi book streets Bluesky is going to collectively experience something akin to the ecstasies of the Bacchae
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Me when I'm describing my lover, Pinhead the Cenobite
this boy pisses me tf off
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
this boy pisses me tf off
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I spent so much time in Marvel’s Deadpool VR having nonstop “Deadpool jokes” pumped directly into my ear that I started to see the very predictable anatomy of a “Deadpool joke.” So here is a cursed review of Marvel’s Deadpool VR. www.polygon.com/marvels-dead...
Marvel's Deadpool VR, as reviewed by Deadpool
Polygon's IGN 7/10 of the year
www.polygon.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I spent so much time in Marvel’s Deadpool VR having nonstop “Deadpool jokes” pumped directly into my ear that I started to see the very predictable anatomy of a “Deadpool joke.” So here is a cursed review of Marvel’s Deadpool VR. www.polygon.com/marvels-dead...
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i worked in hifalutin coffee shops for many years, i know all about bespoke coffee types and methods, roasts and gadgets, all that stuff, and that means you can listen to me when i say none of that shit is as good as a dunkin drip coffee with cream + sugar
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
i worked in hifalutin coffee shops for many years, i know all about bespoke coffee types and methods, roasts and gadgets, all that stuff, and that means you can listen to me when i say none of that shit is as good as a dunkin drip coffee with cream + sugar
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He survived the hanging by partially swallowing a metal rod to protect his neck, but he started choking on the rod. When they cut the rope, he fell on his stomach, ejecting the rod. The rod then collided with a cop’s gun and it fired, shooting him right through the forehead
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He survived the hanging by partially swallowing a metal rod to protect his neck, but he started choking on the rod. When they cut the rope, he fell on his stomach, ejecting the rod. The rod then collided with a cop’s gun and it fired, shooting him right through the forehead
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well that answers literally my only question
![Screenshot of Zappos product description section, text as follows:
Item Information
• Laid-back cool is a snap with these fresh Levi's cargo shorts.
(bolded) • The pockets in these cargo shorts can hold a standard GameCube controller.
• Mid-rise cargo shorts feature an easy, relaxed fit.
• Lightweight microdobby fabrication for a subtle, textured finish.
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August 14, 2024 at 4:36 PM
well that answers literally my only question
look, I’m as bummed out about an annoying sidekick as anyone, but it ain’t gonna stop me from playing a new Metroid game
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
look, I’m as bummed out about an annoying sidekick as anyone, but it ain’t gonna stop me from playing a new Metroid game
I relate to the Pluribus hive mind because I also freeze and pass out any time someone is mean to me
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I relate to the Pluribus hive mind because I also freeze and pass out any time someone is mean to me
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Nuzzi and RFK jr are basically Lady and the Tramp accidentally kissing while they’re both trying to slurp up the same massive brain worm
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Nuzzi and RFK jr are basically Lady and the Tramp accidentally kissing while they’re both trying to slurp up the same massive brain worm
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Oprah was fired from her first reporting job
Stan Lee didn’t release his first big comic book until he was 38
Jeffrey Epstein was functionally illiterate
it’s NEVER too late or too hard to make your dreams come true
Stan Lee didn’t release his first big comic book until he was 38
Jeffrey Epstein was functionally illiterate
it’s NEVER too late or too hard to make your dreams come true
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Oprah was fired from her first reporting job
Stan Lee didn’t release his first big comic book until he was 38
Jeffrey Epstein was functionally illiterate
it’s NEVER too late or too hard to make your dreams come true
Stan Lee didn’t release his first big comic book until he was 38
Jeffrey Epstein was functionally illiterate
it’s NEVER too late or too hard to make your dreams come true
not sure how to feel about this one. there is a slight difference between this and the standard vanilla, but it’s really just in the aftertaste. not drastic enough to really justify it as some special holiday exclusive imo. that said, it’s great to have a 0 sugar vanilla option in the aisles
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
not sure how to feel about this one. there is a slight difference between this and the standard vanilla, but it’s really just in the aftertaste. not drastic enough to really justify it as some special holiday exclusive imo. that said, it’s great to have a 0 sugar vanilla option in the aisles
Why won’t Christopher Nolan let Matt Damon have a happy marriage
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Why won’t Christopher Nolan let Matt Damon have a happy marriage
gonna get out ahead of this and state unequivocally that I am NOT the Dalton referenced in the Epstein emails. that Dalton is a School
VERY interesting tidbit in the Epstein emails
It appears that NYMag was working on some kind of story that involved him in 2015, and the fact-checker asked some VERY specific Qs about Epstein's connections to Arthur "Punch" Sulzberger — grandfather of the NYT's current owner
MAKES YA WONDER!!!!
It appears that NYMag was working on some kind of story that involved him in 2015, and the fact-checker asked some VERY specific Qs about Epstein's connections to Arthur "Punch" Sulzberger — grandfather of the NYT's current owner
MAKES YA WONDER!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
gonna get out ahead of this and state unequivocally that I am NOT the Dalton referenced in the Epstein emails. that Dalton is a School
okay the guy’s got good taste in slacks but I think we can calm down here
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
okay the guy’s got good taste in slacks but I think we can calm down here
I really enjoyed the video game Carrion. that is all.
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I really enjoyed the video game Carrion. that is all.
say it ain't so.....
can it be......
no.....
could president trump be......some kind of sex pervert?????
can it be......
no.....
could president trump be......some kind of sex pervert?????
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
say it ain't so.....
can it be......
no.....
could president trump be......some kind of sex pervert?????
can it be......
no.....
could president trump be......some kind of sex pervert?????
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if your ideology is based on the idea that it is justifiable to prey on the weak there isn't going to be a meaningful boundary you can draw between looting from the poor and sexually exploiting kids. i don't think every conservative is a pervert but that is the logical conclusion of their beliefs
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
if your ideology is based on the idea that it is justifiable to prey on the weak there isn't going to be a meaningful boundary you can draw between looting from the poor and sexually exploiting kids. i don't think every conservative is a pervert but that is the logical conclusion of their beliefs
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Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day
Waldorf Astoria would be a terrible name for a girl
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Waldorf Astoria would be a terrible name for a girl