Dalton Deschain
@daltondeschain.com
Pulp horror-punk from NYC. Also co-host of the podcast The Pod Universe. Also the B-69s guy. They/he, moth/man
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December 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
hey Bluesky. I wrote a musical! It’s a one hour, one-person show about horror movies and heartbreak. and it fucking kicks ass.
your ONLY chance to see it is this Sunday at 9pm at THE RAT NYC. please come out! partiful.com/e/zdDUZbbfMC...
your ONLY chance to see it is this Sunday at 9pm at THE RAT NYC. please come out! partiful.com/e/zdDUZbbfMC...
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
hey Bluesky. I wrote a musical! It’s a one hour, one-person show about horror movies and heartbreak. and it fucking kicks ass.
your ONLY chance to see it is this Sunday at 9pm at THE RAT NYC. please come out! partiful.com/e/zdDUZbbfMC...
your ONLY chance to see it is this Sunday at 9pm at THE RAT NYC. please come out! partiful.com/e/zdDUZbbfMC...
coconut haters be looking like
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
coconut haters be looking like
when my lover says he has to spend the holidays with his damn wife
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
when my lover says he has to spend the holidays with his damn wife
please. can anyone tell me what this means. I know it’s probably some long lost inside joke. but I need it deciphered
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
please. can anyone tell me what this means. I know it’s probably some long lost inside joke. but I need it deciphered
be the first to twerk all the balls out of your box
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
be the first to twerk all the balls out of your box
lmao this is FOUL
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
lmao this is FOUL
oh hey. on Friday I’m performing some songs at Second City NYC, and then comedians are going to improvise scenes about them.
you should come by please!
you should come by please!
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
oh hey. on Friday I’m performing some songs at Second City NYC, and then comedians are going to improvise scenes about them.
you should come by please!
you should come by please!
was proud of this one
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
was proud of this one
this boy pisses me tf off
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
this boy pisses me tf off
not sure how to feel about this one. there is a slight difference between this and the standard vanilla, but it’s really just in the aftertaste. not drastic enough to really justify it as some special holiday exclusive imo. that said, it’s great to have a 0 sugar vanilla option in the aisles
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
not sure how to feel about this one. there is a slight difference between this and the standard vanilla, but it’s really just in the aftertaste. not drastic enough to really justify it as some special holiday exclusive imo. that said, it’s great to have a 0 sugar vanilla option in the aisles
Why won’t Christopher Nolan let Matt Damon have a happy marriage
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Why won’t Christopher Nolan let Matt Damon have a happy marriage
okay the guy’s got good taste in slacks but I think we can calm down here
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
okay the guy’s got good taste in slacks but I think we can calm down here
women only want one thing and it’s disgusting*
*nude siberian throat singing
*nude siberian throat singing
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
women only want one thing and it’s disgusting*
*nude siberian throat singing
*nude siberian throat singing
hm, @hellgatenyc.com told me the taxi TVs are conservative now, but here they are promoting the DSA??
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
hm, @hellgatenyc.com told me the taxi TVs are conservative now, but here they are promoting the DSA??
Horrifying Creature Caught on Film
October 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Horrifying Creature Caught on Film
Happy Halloween from yours truly, DJ Gillman 🐟🎃
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Happy Halloween from yours truly, DJ Gillman 🐟🎃
so MTV is just gonna…. shut down I guess?
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
so MTV is just gonna…. shut down I guess?
they didn’t even give you a chance before feeding you to the Discover horde
October 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
they didn’t even give you a chance before feeding you to the Discover horde