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Luca.
@wizzardsupreme.bsky.social
Writer, layabout, roleplayer
Nonbinary Italian manwhore (off the market)
They/He
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ye olde medieval cates stickere sheetes are available on me ye olde shoppe

mcapriglione.art
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Writers — the ones you know and love, the ones you think of as successful — have sources of income outside that book you read. Most of us are a half-step ahead of the landlord at best, and struggling to maintain health insurance. We figure out other ways to make a buck.
I wrote 12 novels.
Hit #2 on the NYT bestseller list.
Optioned three works for film and TV.
Have close to 20 short fiction works in anthos.
I have 35,000 BSky followers.

Have you seen my jewelry shop that keeps my lights on.

www.peculiarityshop.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Frankenstein gives us Kristoph Waltz at his Joe Pesci-est, and it's a beautiful thing to behold.
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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thank you to everyone to getting me to almost 60%

my new job starts tomorrow and i'm anxious as hell, i will be spending today meal prepping a week's worth of food.

please help, another 100 would basically mean that i will be more or less taken care of for the rest of the week
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Anybody else having issues uploading images?
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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this is the only thing i would change about the godfather (1972)
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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GenAI has polluted image search results, especially for animal pics. It’s now basically impossible to find accurate art references.

Enter this: a repository of open-access, AI-free images of wild & exotic taxa. Artists creating *without AI* have blanket permission for derivative/transformative use.
Exotic Animal Photo Reference Repository
www.animal-photo-references.com
January 27, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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I hate Tweety. I don’t even want Sylvester to win, I just want Tweety to lose.
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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The history of photography is the history of violence.

My new video, The Psychic Burden of Being Watched, is out now on @nebula.tv.
Lily Alexandre — The Psychic Burden of Being Watched
“Look for anything in your surroundings that appears disturbed, out of place or odd. Be wary of anything with an inexplicable hole in it.”
nebula.tv
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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the most astonishing kind of AI slop produced, to me, are those overly cheesy depictions of Judeo-Christian figures that zoomers like to post on socials, as if the painstaking creation of religious art with the greatest effort and care has not constituted an act of worship *itself* for millenia
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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oh
my
fucking
god

my fucking anthem
Another day, another fantastic tiktok restaurant advertisement
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Could be prettier, but it tastes great!
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My wife is making something she calls "lasagna soup" and despite every single ingredient in it being something I like I cannot get past the mental image of that one time I was too drunk on holiday and accidentally spilled a whole beer on my dinner.
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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This is also true for The Chain Bastard
The only way to not let being a hater destroy you is to be very sentimental and loving of those closest to you, there must be balance or otherwise you’re just The Tech Bastard
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Desperately trying to figure out if the online store I found selling these Papal hoodies and sweatpants is legit or not. Gotta be ready for the next rave.
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM