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"HUGH DID THIS"
January 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
"HUGH DID THIS"
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
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> GO UP LADDER
I do not understand 'go up'
> USE LADDER
Use ladder with what?
> CLIMB LADDER
You climb the ladder
> LOOK
You are in a museum gallery. It is dark, but a display case glints in the dim light.
> EXAMINE DISPLAY CASE
It's full of jewels!
> PICK UP JEWELS
You take the jewels.
I do not understand 'go up'
> USE LADDER
Use ladder with what?
> CLIMB LADDER
You climb the ladder
> LOOK
You are in a museum gallery. It is dark, but a display case glints in the dim light.
> EXAMINE DISPLAY CASE
It's full of jewels!
> PICK UP JEWELS
You take the jewels.
October 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
> GO UP LADDER
I do not understand 'go up'
> USE LADDER
Use ladder with what?
> CLIMB LADDER
You climb the ladder
> LOOK
You are in a museum gallery. It is dark, but a display case glints in the dim light.
> EXAMINE DISPLAY CASE
It's full of jewels!
> PICK UP JEWELS
You take the jewels.
I do not understand 'go up'
> USE LADDER
Use ladder with what?
> CLIMB LADDER
You climb the ladder
> LOOK
You are in a museum gallery. It is dark, but a display case glints in the dim light.
> EXAMINE DISPLAY CASE
It's full of jewels!
> PICK UP JEWELS
You take the jewels.
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Grape-Nuts should come with an extra bag of teeth inside.
October 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Grape-Nuts should come with an extra bag of teeth inside.
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Temptation of St Anthony
October 20, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Temptation of St Anthony
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Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
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why are you as a woman reading?
who taught you to do that???
who taught you to do that???
April 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
why are you as a woman reading?
who taught you to do that???
who taught you to do that???
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When you accidentally make eye contact through the door gap in the bathroom stall
April 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
When you accidentally make eye contact through the door gap in the bathroom stall
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In wonderful salmon news, Chinook have returned for the first time in 60 years to the upper reach of the Klamath River, only 2 weeks after the completion of the biggest dam-removal project in US history
"Salmon remember...the fish are bright, strong & beautiful."
www.azcentral.com/story/news/l...
"Salmon remember...the fish are bright, strong & beautiful."
www.azcentral.com/story/news/l...
People — and salmon — return to restored Klamath to celebrate removal of 4 dams
After years of protests, court battles and even picketing, Klamath tribes are able to return to a restored river.
www.azcentral.com
October 18, 2024 at 5:02 PM
In wonderful salmon news, Chinook have returned for the first time in 60 years to the upper reach of the Klamath River, only 2 weeks after the completion of the biggest dam-removal project in US history
"Salmon remember...the fish are bright, strong & beautiful."
www.azcentral.com/story/news/l...
"Salmon remember...the fish are bright, strong & beautiful."
www.azcentral.com/story/news/l...
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USPS is my favorite non functioning organization. I will wait in line for 45 min to send one tiny package and still tell the postal worker how wonderful their hair looks.
October 18, 2024 at 4:45 PM
USPS is my favorite non functioning organization. I will wait in line for 45 min to send one tiny package and still tell the postal worker how wonderful their hair looks.
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April 18, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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Dude they’re out of barley at Meijer what kind of Little House on the Prairie ass storm is coming tomorrow
January 12, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Dude they’re out of barley at Meijer what kind of Little House on the Prairie ass storm is coming tomorrow
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It’s in the 60s this morning, but here’s a pic of a cardinal screaming in the snow from a few years ago
December 24, 2023 at 3:17 PM
It’s in the 60s this morning, but here’s a pic of a cardinal screaming in the snow from a few years ago
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When I first saw the updated app for Bluesky I thought I had accidentally downloaded an app for Claire’s®️
December 23, 2023 at 9:42 PM
When I first saw the updated app for Bluesky I thought I had accidentally downloaded an app for Claire’s®️
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I try to remember that whenever we talk about how much of a fucked up horror show the world is, what we mean is that the world is full of good people being wronged and beauty being destroyed, that we risk losing all of it—not a denial of the good in the world but its affirmation.
December 25, 2023 at 4:28 PM
I try to remember that whenever we talk about how much of a fucked up horror show the world is, what we mean is that the world is full of good people being wronged and beauty being destroyed, that we risk losing all of it—not a denial of the good in the world but its affirmation.
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aches and pains is a top quality that prospective lovers and employers both are seeking
December 11, 2023 at 4:40 AM
aches and pains is a top quality that prospective lovers and employers both are seeking
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#ArtAdventCalendar day 9. The spectacular shoreline bait ball we saw in October attracted hundreds of gulls. I could have watched forever.
December 9, 2023 at 6:16 PM
#ArtAdventCalendar day 9. The spectacular shoreline bait ball we saw in October attracted hundreds of gulls. I could have watched forever.
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EXTREMELY GOOD: climate activists intervene in an event honouring ExxonMobil's CEO Darren Woods:
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December 8, 2023 at 11:05 PM
EXTREMELY GOOD: climate activists intervene in an event honouring ExxonMobil's CEO Darren Woods:
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I unironically love the Three Possum Moon shirt.
December 9, 2023 at 6:06 PM
I unironically love the Three Possum Moon shirt.
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Perfect Hannukah gift to Israel from the good ol US of A
December 9, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Perfect Hannukah gift to Israel from the good ol US of A
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without downloading any new pictures throw your phone into the sea
December 5, 2023 at 8:03 PM
without downloading any new pictures throw your phone into the sea
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[commercial]
VOICEOVER: is your masculinity extremely fragile? do you need a proven way to repel all women even more than you already do? do you not already feel like a complete embarrassment that deserves to be shot straight into the sun? look no further than the Tesla Cybertruck
VOICEOVER: is your masculinity extremely fragile? do you need a proven way to repel all women even more than you already do? do you not already feel like a complete embarrassment that deserves to be shot straight into the sun? look no further than the Tesla Cybertruck
December 8, 2023 at 1:13 AM
[commercial]
VOICEOVER: is your masculinity extremely fragile? do you need a proven way to repel all women even more than you already do? do you not already feel like a complete embarrassment that deserves to be shot straight into the sun? look no further than the Tesla Cybertruck
VOICEOVER: is your masculinity extremely fragile? do you need a proven way to repel all women even more than you already do? do you not already feel like a complete embarrassment that deserves to be shot straight into the sun? look no further than the Tesla Cybertruck
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I don’t do well with spinning rides like the tea cups at DisneyWorld or life on this planet.
November 26, 2023 at 3:44 AM
I don’t do well with spinning rides like the tea cups at DisneyWorld or life on this planet.
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we don't get a good choice and a bad choice in america. everything is a calculus where we weigh the scant and thin Pro column against a litany of Cons. we are burdened from the veneer of choice laid over a monolith of ancient evil. thats why its so hard to pick out which hot dog pack to spend $7 on
December 5, 2023 at 5:32 PM
we don't get a good choice and a bad choice in america. everything is a calculus where we weigh the scant and thin Pro column against a litany of Cons. we are burdened from the veneer of choice laid over a monolith of ancient evil. thats why its so hard to pick out which hot dog pack to spend $7 on