Angela
@weenisbeenis.bsky.social
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BREAKING: NYPD has a discovered “a cool rock” in Central Park. “This cost taxpayers $38 million in overtime,” a police spokesman said
December 9, 2024 at 1:51 AM
BREAKING: NYPD has a discovered “a cool rock” in Central Park. “This cost taxpayers $38 million in overtime,” a police spokesman said
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i'm glad the cybertruck is selling moderately well because it means we get a robust backlog of gullible dopes posting pictures of their truck's tires falling off and going "im not sure why tesla added this feature"
December 2, 2024 at 2:54 PM
i'm glad the cybertruck is selling moderately well because it means we get a robust backlog of gullible dopes posting pictures of their truck's tires falling off and going "im not sure why tesla added this feature"
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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
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Oh boy another weekend thumbsucker about the supposed moral imperative to stay on Twitter. Two thousand words and somehow none of them are "well the product sucks dog balls and now there's competition"
December 1, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Oh boy another weekend thumbsucker about the supposed moral imperative to stay on Twitter. Two thousand words and somehow none of them are "well the product sucks dog balls and now there's competition"
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Show Me The Giant
November 29, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Show Me The Giant
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So a reminder:
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
November 30, 2024 at 2:35 AM
So a reminder:
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
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Tony Hinchcliffe rubbing Joe Rogan’s back “Everyone has titty sweat on their special and all of the people who said it was bad were liberals” and joe saying “you’re just saying that” but Tony really is just saying that because Joe Rogan is basically his boss.
November 28, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Tony Hinchcliffe rubbing Joe Rogan’s back “Everyone has titty sweat on their special and all of the people who said it was bad were liberals” and joe saying “you’re just saying that” but Tony really is just saying that because Joe Rogan is basically his boss.
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I know it sucks because we’re living through it but it is scientifically interesting to see a billionaire devote all his money and thousands of employees and the entire governmental power of the United States to make his posts good and still not manage to do it
November 26, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I know it sucks because we’re living through it but it is scientifically interesting to see a billionaire devote all his money and thousands of employees and the entire governmental power of the United States to make his posts good and still not manage to do it
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i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison
November 27, 2024 at 4:22 AM
i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison
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i missed this genre of poster on twitter so much it’s unreal
November 27, 2024 at 7:02 AM
i missed this genre of poster on twitter so much it’s unreal
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To me you are like a soft breeze blowing through the trees but go off
November 27, 2024 at 1:46 AM
To me you are like a soft breeze blowing through the trees but go off
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You don’t need the opposing viewpoint when the opposing viewpoint is literally fascism.
November 16, 2024 at 10:30 PM
You don’t need the opposing viewpoint when the opposing viewpoint is literally fascism.
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Also, my horizons will be broadened by the ppl who voted for the senile fraud who picked sex pest chowderhead Matt Gaetz as AG and RFK Jr. to watch over the nation’s health? I’ll take a big passaroonie on that. They’re already gonna ruin the country, at least let me keep them out of my mentions
November 17, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Also, my horizons will be broadened by the ppl who voted for the senile fraud who picked sex pest chowderhead Matt Gaetz as AG and RFK Jr. to watch over the nation’s health? I’ll take a big passaroonie on that. They’re already gonna ruin the country, at least let me keep them out of my mentions
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"Is wokeness one big power grab?"
November 16, 2024 at 8:15 PM
"Is wokeness one big power grab?"
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resolved: people who insist that all social media sites must be places where users are constantly encountering and arguing with people over fundamental disagreement do so because their actual, real lives are echo chambers where they do not encounter any meaningful difference from day-to-day.
November 16, 2024 at 6:12 PM
resolved: people who insist that all social media sites must be places where users are constantly encountering and arguing with people over fundamental disagreement do so because their actual, real lives are echo chambers where they do not encounter any meaningful difference from day-to-day.
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Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth
November 16, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth
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An ex-NY Times columnist and Ivy League grad interviewed a billionaire about how he, the world’s richest man, and several other billionaires helped another billionaire/Ivy League grad/real estate mogul world defeat an HBCU grad to reclaim the most powerful office in the world.
The headline:
The headline:
November 15, 2024 at 5:10 PM
An ex-NY Times columnist and Ivy League grad interviewed a billionaire about how he, the world’s richest man, and several other billionaires helped another billionaire/Ivy League grad/real estate mogul world defeat an HBCU grad to reclaim the most powerful office in the world.
The headline:
The headline:
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I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving
November 16, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving
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This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
November 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
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hate it when im making coffee and the text at the bottom of the screen reads 7 A.M. NOVEMBER 8TH THREE DAYS BEFORE THE EVENT. c'mon man
November 9, 2024 at 4:01 AM
hate it when im making coffee and the text at the bottom of the screen reads 7 A.M. NOVEMBER 8TH THREE DAYS BEFORE THE EVENT. c'mon man