Laurie Kilmartin
@anylaurie16.bsky.social
Standup comedian, writer, https://lauriekilmartin.com
Animation!
January 7, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Animation!
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Its not too late, get your Gravy boat Lighthouse today! youtu.be/LLDmzYObSMU?...
Gravyboat Lighthouse Commercial 11/24/10 | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Cactus Chef
youtu.be
November 27, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Its not too late, get your Gravy boat Lighthouse today! youtu.be/LLDmzYObSMU?...
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Iโm starting to piece things together
Iโve connected the dots
Iโve connected the dots
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Iโm starting to piece things together
Iโve connected the dots
Iโve connected the dots
sheโs facing 8 years, idiot.
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
sheโs facing 8 years, idiot.
Whoa
Someone asked what happened to the casual Nazi at the end of WWII. The people who supported the Party
The answer? Suicides and murders. If they werenโt beaten to death or shot in the streets, they killed themselves
Thereโs a book called Promise Me Youโll Shoot Yourself by Florian Huber about it.
The answer? Suicides and murders. If they werenโt beaten to death or shot in the streets, they killed themselves
Thereโs a book called Promise Me Youโll Shoot Yourself by Florian Huber about it.
October 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Whoa
Donate if you can!
October 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Donate if you can!
I have no idea, Iโm a late night gal
October 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I have no idea, Iโm a late night gal
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itโs fucking insane that you can log off for a few hours and come back to find trump invaded another city in his own country
September 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
itโs fucking insane that you can log off for a few hours and come back to find trump invaded another city in his own country
Hey, I stopped doing that. For planes, i do my normal stuff: anti-viral nasal spray and a mask, plus blow the plane air. (And Iโm always boosted)
September 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hey, I stopped doing that. For planes, i do my normal stuff: anti-viral nasal spray and a mask, plus blow the plane air. (And Iโm always boosted)
Yeah! Good news!
September 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Yeah! Good news!
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SUN Aug 7th, 6pm @ Dynasty Typewriter! Unexpect the expected! Hanging with Doctor Z w/ guests @anylaurie16.bsky.social, Chris Estrada & Andy Daly! Get tix, these shows sell out! Also avail to livestream. @danagould.bsky.social may be there too but he always scrams before showtime. #PlanetOfTheJapes
September 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
SUN Aug 7th, 6pm @ Dynasty Typewriter! Unexpect the expected! Hanging with Doctor Z w/ guests @anylaurie16.bsky.social, Chris Estrada & Andy Daly! Get tix, these shows sell out! Also avail to livestream. @danagould.bsky.social may be there too but he always scrams before showtime. #PlanetOfTheJapes
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just can not shake the feeling that democratic leadership really believes they are just a couple votes away from the halcyon times of enjoying senate softball and seersucker suit day
August 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
just can not shake the feeling that democratic leadership really believes they are just a couple votes away from the halcyon times of enjoying senate softball and seersucker suit day
Oh fuck not again
This entire article gleefully and breathlessly describing how Dems are โfinally starting to get the messageโ that they need to court the right and abandon liberal values in order to win. Itโs positioning Newsom, Shapiro, and Emanuel as brilliant heroes who will save the party.
I WANT TO SCREAM
I WANT TO SCREAM
Democrats with an eye on 2028 reject some parts of liberal orthodoxy
Some presidential prospects have embraced โSister Souljah momentsโ that demonstrate their independence from left-wing orthodoxy.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Oh fuck not again
Aw thank you Marty. Iโm sorry youโre going thru stuff.
August 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Aw thank you Marty. Iโm sorry youโre going thru stuff.
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one of the most obvious lies imaginable (that wasnโt reported as such by our political press corps)
All those Trump surrogates who touted this, and news orgs that reported it credulously, owe Americans a big fat apology www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
White House has no plan to mandate IVF care, despite campaign pledge
President Donald Trump has said he wants a โbaby boom,โ but critics say his administration has yet to make significant family policy changes โ and that Medicaid cuts will hurt.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
one of the most obvious lies imaginable (that wasnโt reported as such by our political press corps)
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Essentially, when you install a Ring youโve become a volunteer cop.
ICYMI: Amazon still doing Amazon things
The company is not only reintroducing new versions of old features that allow police to access footage from Ring users
Amazon is introducing a new Ring feature that will allow police to request *livestream* access to our home security devices.
@eff.org
The company is not only reintroducing new versions of old features that allow police to access footage from Ring users
Amazon is introducing a new Ring feature that will allow police to request *livestream* access to our home security devices.
@eff.org
Amazon Ring Cashes in on Techno-Authoritarianism and Mass Surveillance
Ring founder Jamie Siminoff is back at the helm of the surveillance doorbell company, and with him is the surveillance-first-privacy-last approach that made Ring one of the most maligned tech devices....
www.eff.org
August 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Essentially, when you install a Ring youโve become a volunteer cop.
Omg. That poor family. The son โค๏ธ
August 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Omg. That poor family. The son โค๏ธ
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Only an asshole would be a friend of Jeffrey Epstein and an enemy of Canada.
August 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Only an asshole would be a friend of Jeffrey Epstein and an enemy of Canada.