Laurie Kilmartin
anylaurie16.bsky.social
Laurie Kilmartin
@anylaurie16.bsky.social
Standup comedian, writer, https://lauriekilmartin.com
Animation!
January 7, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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Its not too late, get your Gravy boat Lighthouse today! youtu.be/LLDmzYObSMU?...
Gravyboat Lighthouse Commercial 11/24/10 | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Cactus Chef
youtu.be
November 27, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Heh
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Iโ€™m starting to piece things together

Iโ€™ve connected the dots
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
sheโ€™s facing 8 years, idiot.
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Whoa
Someone asked what happened to the casual Nazi at the end of WWII. The people who supported the Party

The answer? Suicides and murders. If they werenโ€™t beaten to death or shot in the streets, they killed themselves

Thereโ€™s a book called Promise Me Youโ€™ll Shoot Yourself by Florian Huber about it.
October 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Thank you!
October 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Donate if you can!
October 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I have no idea, Iโ€™m a late night gal
October 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Reposted by Laurie Kilmartin
itโ€™s fucking insane that you can log off for a few hours and come back to find trump invaded another city in his own country
September 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hey, I stopped doing that. For planes, i do my normal stuff: anti-viral nasal spray and a mask, plus blow the plane air. (And Iโ€™m always boosted)
September 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Lol YES
September 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Cool!!!
September 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Yeah! Good news!
September 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Heck yeah!
September 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Reposted by Laurie Kilmartin
SUN Aug 7th, 6pm @ Dynasty Typewriter! Unexpect the expected! Hanging with Doctor Z w/ guests @anylaurie16.bsky.social, Chris Estrada & Andy Daly! Get tix, these shows sell out! Also avail to livestream. @danagould.bsky.social may be there too but he always scrams before showtime. #PlanetOfTheJapes
September 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Reposted by Laurie Kilmartin
just can not shake the feeling that democratic leadership really believes they are just a couple votes away from the halcyon times of enjoying senate softball and seersucker suit day
August 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Oh fuck not again
This entire article gleefully and breathlessly describing how Dems are โ€œfinally starting to get the messageโ€ that they need to court the right and abandon liberal values in order to win. Itโ€™s positioning Newsom, Shapiro, and Emanuel as brilliant heroes who will save the party.

I WANT TO SCREAM
Democrats with an eye on 2028 reject some parts of liberal orthodoxy
Some presidential prospects have embraced โ€œSister Souljah momentsโ€ that demonstrate their independence from left-wing orthodoxy.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Aw thank you Marty. Iโ€™m sorry youโ€™re going thru stuff.
August 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Reposted by Laurie Kilmartin
one of the most obvious lies imaginable (that wasnโ€™t reported as such by our political press corps)
August 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Reposted by Laurie Kilmartin
Essentially, when you install a Ring youโ€™ve become a volunteer cop.
ICYMI: Amazon still doing Amazon things

The company is not only reintroducing new versions of old features that allow police to access footage from Ring users

Amazon is introducing a new Ring feature that will allow police to request *livestream* access to our home security devices.

@eff.org
Amazon Ring Cashes in on Techno-Authoritarianism and Mass Surveillance
Ring founder Jamie Siminoff is back at the helm of the surveillance doorbell company, and with him is the surveillance-first-privacy-last approach that made Ring one of the most maligned tech devices....
www.eff.org
August 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Omg. That poor family. The son โค๏ธ
August 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Reposted by Laurie Kilmartin
Only an asshole would be a friend of Jeffrey Epstein and an enemy of Canada.
August 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM