Jackie Kashian
@jackiekashian.bsky.social
🎤Touring Stand-Up Comedian
📺See me on After Midnight, HBO, NPR, Conan, Corden, & more!
🎤Podcasts — Dork Forest🌳 Jackie & Laurie Show🎧
📺See me on After Midnight, HBO, NPR, Conan, Corden, & more!
🎤Podcasts — Dork Forest🌳 Jackie & Laurie Show🎧
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We discovered that peace at any price is no peace at all...that life at any price has no value whatever; that life is nothing without the privileges, the prides, the rights, the joys that make it worth living and also worth giving...
apropos of nothing - the rebar that Mussolini was hung from in Milan is now a McDonalds.
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
apropos of nothing - the rebar that Mussolini was hung from in Milan is now a McDonalds.
jackiekashian.com or mariabamford.com HOTEL ART!
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
jackiekashian.com or mariabamford.com HOTEL ART!
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🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the POS 34x convicted felon, DEADLY INSURRECTIONIST, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Donald Trump did 🩸🩸🩸
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the POS 34x convicted felon, DEADLY INSURRECTIONIST, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Donald Trump did 🩸🩸🩸
filmed it two weekends ago… the label and the video team have the footage. I’ve already written a new tag for one of the jokes (doh!) and they say it won’t be out till the new year!
ms @jackiekashian.bsky.social
where is the special?
ive been patient.
ive been respectful.
but i need your new comedy set.
its a national emergency.
where is the special?
ive been patient.
ive been respectful.
but i need your new comedy set.
its a national emergency.
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
filmed it two weekends ago… the label and the video team have the footage. I’ve already written a new tag for one of the jokes (doh!) and they say it won’t be out till the new year!
I just backed The Hopeful Bunny on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/noa... cmon! you have to know someone who loves bunnies!!
The Hopeful Bunny
A heartwarming picture book about how love can build a family.
www.kickstarter.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I just backed The Hopeful Bunny on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/noa... cmon! you have to know someone who loves bunnies!!
when I moved to LA i was talking to my dad one time and he said”so… you going to a lot of hollywood parties?” and i said “no” - there was a silence and then he said, “good.” :) awwwww - elliot decided to check in on some parenting at a late date :)
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
when I moved to LA i was talking to my dad one time and he said”so… you going to a lot of hollywood parties?” and i said “no” - there was a silence and then he said, “good.” :) awwwww - elliot decided to check in on some parenting at a late date :)
tax evading money laundering pos douche nozzles.
NEW: Cryptocurrencies have lost >$1 TRILLION in market value since Oct. 6.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Crypto World Wipes Out $1 Trillion as Bitcoin Plunges Anew
The great crypto crash of 2025 entered a new phase on Wednesday, as Bitcoin plunged to its lowest level in seven months, extending the more than $1 trillion wipeout across the digital‑asset world.
www.bloomberg.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
tax evading money laundering pos douche nozzles.
Last night at dinner with different old friends - I was reminded of a lunch I had with a very old friend wherein I said “I have regular conversation- it’s not just how any topic reminds me of a bit that someone is working on that I heard.” and she said, “no you don’t Jackie.”
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Last night at dinner with different old friends - I was reminded of a lunch I had with a very old friend wherein I said “I have regular conversation- it’s not just how any topic reminds me of a bit that someone is working on that I heard.” and she said, “no you don’t Jackie.”
ah my 2003 comedy central special
first heard this on an mtv or comedy central show:
"Give a man a fish, and that man knows where to come for fish. Teach a man to fish, and you've just destroyed your market base. What the hell is wrong with you?".
--Jackie Kashian
"Give a man a fish, and that man knows where to come for fish. Teach a man to fish, and you've just destroyed your market base. What the hell is wrong with you?".
--Jackie Kashian
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
ah my 2003 comedy central special
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They say if you try to swim there you just fall into the sky below
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They say if you try to swim there you just fall into the sky below
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The Fugitive Slave App
NEW: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. They're given addresses, vehicles, told to monitor the target. That information then goes back up to ICE. These are not licensed private investigators; members of the public
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
Contractor Paying Random People $300 to Physically Track Immigrants for ICE
“The more I listened to it, the more I’m like, something doesn’t sound right,” a person who was briefed on the pilot plans told 404 Media.
www.404media.co
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The Fugitive Slave App
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DAILY MEMO: Over 50 Arrested in Record Raids: Baby, Pregnant Mom, Gardeners, Sons, Elderly, Vendors, Unhoused In Last Two Days
Full report: lataco.com/daily-memo-o...
Full report: lataco.com/daily-memo-o...
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 AM
DAILY MEMO: Over 50 Arrested in Record Raids: Baby, Pregnant Mom, Gardeners, Sons, Elderly, Vendors, Unhoused In Last Two Days
Full report: lataco.com/daily-memo-o...
Full report: lataco.com/daily-memo-o...
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And Bridget & Mary Jo’s “Look, It’s June Cleaver!” 50’s-housewife-shame Rifftrax shorts ARE?? 🤨
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
And Bridget & Mary Jo’s “Look, It’s June Cleaver!” 50’s-housewife-shame Rifftrax shorts ARE?? 🤨
Poor Things being unique only if you haven’t read one million romance Novels. (this post could have been typed in 2009 about the Time Traveler’s Wife).
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Poor Things being unique only if you haven’t read one million romance Novels. (this post could have been typed in 2009 about the Time Traveler’s Wife).
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From a reddit post discussing ICE moving into Charlotte
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
From a reddit post discussing ICE moving into Charlotte
they counted on the Democrats also wanting to bury this. nope. roll all of their bodies into the sea
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
they counted on the Democrats also wanting to bury this. nope. roll all of their bodies into the sea
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"A citizens group in Ontario, California is spearheading an effort to make the community aware of incidents involving federal immigration agents.
They're placing signs at the locations that read, 'ICE stole someone here'..."
abc7.com/post/ontario...
They're placing signs at the locations that read, 'ICE stole someone here'..."
abc7.com/post/ontario...
Immigrant rights group placing 'ICE stole someone here' signs in Ontario
A citizens group in Ontario is spearheading an effort to make the community aware of incidents involving ICE agents detaining and arresting undocumented immigrants.
abc7.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"A citizens group in Ontario, California is spearheading an effort to make the community aware of incidents involving federal immigration agents.
They're placing signs at the locations that read, 'ICE stole someone here'..."
abc7.com/post/ontario...
They're placing signs at the locations that read, 'ICE stole someone here'..."
abc7.com/post/ontario...
@scalzi.com you say this? bc it’s the best - and your the best but people should know it’s you for realz.
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
@scalzi.com you say this? bc it’s the best - and your the best but people should know it’s you for realz.
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The wrong people keep dying
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The wrong people keep dying
get my favorite fantasy and scifi author’s nerd words out of your mouth tech douche nozzles
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
get my favorite fantasy and scifi author’s nerd words out of your mouth tech douche nozzles
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What they don’t seem to get is that normal people hate pedophiles regardless of their political affiliation.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
What they don’t seem to get is that normal people hate pedophiles regardless of their political affiliation.
my father gave me a book, “The Repatriate, Love, Basketball, and the KGB” by Tom Mooradian and said “there’s lessons to learn there.”
Um. Im not a 19 yr old idealist in 1947. Im a 100 year old American woman watching them working toward taking my right to vote away. gah pops.
Um. Im not a 19 yr old idealist in 1947. Im a 100 year old American woman watching them working toward taking my right to vote away. gah pops.
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
my father gave me a book, “The Repatriate, Love, Basketball, and the KGB” by Tom Mooradian and said “there’s lessons to learn there.”
Um. Im not a 19 yr old idealist in 1947. Im a 100 year old American woman watching them working toward taking my right to vote away. gah pops.
Um. Im not a 19 yr old idealist in 1947. Im a 100 year old American woman watching them working toward taking my right to vote away. gah pops.
Do you live by Rapid City? I have shows there tonight and tomorrow jackiekashian.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Do you live by Rapid City? I have shows there tonight and tomorrow jackiekashian.com
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
Proops has a new album!! lnk.to/freestateofc...
Greg Proops - Free State of California
Listen to Free State of California by Greg Proops.
lnk.to
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Proops has a new album!! lnk.to/freestateofc...