Patrick
@ninjapleasedj.bsky.social
NOLA native in Los Angeles, tacos, movies, and vinyl. Handcrafted shitposting. Beyond Fest Minister of Artifacts. Bluesky account #540
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To the “filmmaker” that just submitted a mini-series length anti-women’s rights documentary to us: A. Should have Googled us. B. We’re about to donate your submission fee to a cause you WILL NOT LIKE and C. Every time we get a submission like this it means we program TWO films you REALLY won’t like.
January 20, 2026 at 12:24 AM
To the “filmmaker” that just submitted a mini-series length anti-women’s rights documentary to us: A. Should have Googled us. B. We’re about to donate your submission fee to a cause you WILL NOT LIKE and C. Every time we get a submission like this it means we program TWO films you REALLY won’t like.
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Just back from a screening of Tales From The Hood at @killerfitnessla.bsky.social, hosted by my friend from the internet, @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social.
Sadly didn’t take any pics, but I got to briefly tell Darin Scott and Rusty Cundieff how big a deal they were to me in HS.
#Filmsky #Horrorsky
Sadly didn’t take any pics, but I got to briefly tell Darin Scott and Rusty Cundieff how big a deal they were to me in HS.
#Filmsky #Horrorsky
January 12, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Just back from a screening of Tales From The Hood at @killerfitnessla.bsky.social, hosted by my friend from the internet, @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social.
Sadly didn’t take any pics, but I got to briefly tell Darin Scott and Rusty Cundieff how big a deal they were to me in HS.
#Filmsky #Horrorsky
Sadly didn’t take any pics, but I got to briefly tell Darin Scott and Rusty Cundieff how big a deal they were to me in HS.
#Filmsky #Horrorsky
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The poster for my next film
January 12, 2026 at 10:22 AM
The poster for my next film
We are back to celebrate all things Horror and love with our next joint: Contra Celluloid presents HEART EYES! Join us on Wednesday, February 11th for this special V-Day event AND we will have director @joshruben.bsky.social and writer Michael Kennedy in attendance for a Q&A!
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shorturl.at/Wx21e
HEART EYES WITH DIRECTOR JOSH RUBEN AND WRITER MICHAEL KENNEDY IN PERSON!
Get ready to get your valentines horror vibes going with HEART EYES! director Josh Ruben and writer Michael Kennedy in person!
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January 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
We are back to celebrate all things Horror and love with our next joint: Contra Celluloid presents HEART EYES! Join us on Wednesday, February 11th for this special V-Day event AND we will have director @joshruben.bsky.social and writer Michael Kennedy in attendance for a Q&A!
shorturl.at/Wx21e
shorturl.at/Wx21e
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Sometimes you work with cast or crew just once. Other times you make 5 movies with the same person. So instead of saying goodbye, on the last day of shooting, many of us say “See you on the next one.”
Today, I don’t want to say goodbye, so let me just say, PJ, my friend, see you on the next one.
Today, I don’t want to say goodbye, so let me just say, PJ, my friend, see you on the next one.
December 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sometimes you work with cast or crew just once. Other times you make 5 movies with the same person. So instead of saying goodbye, on the last day of shooting, many of us say “See you on the next one.”
Today, I don’t want to say goodbye, so let me just say, PJ, my friend, see you on the next one.
Today, I don’t want to say goodbye, so let me just say, PJ, my friend, see you on the next one.
I recorded one of Rob Reiner’s last public appearances at Beyond Fest, he did a Q&A for STAND BY ME. It was an epic night and one of the best Q&A’s I’ve had the privilege of attending. Please share if you can!
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
Rob Reiner Beyond Fest Q&A - Google Drive
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December 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I recorded one of Rob Reiner’s last public appearances at Beyond Fest, he did a Q&A for STAND BY ME. It was an epic night and one of the best Q&A’s I’ve had the privilege of attending. Please share if you can!
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
Here are some picture from last night’s sold out Contra Celluloid screening of JENNIFER’S BODY with director Karyn Kusama in attendance for a Q&A! It was a fantastic night!
October 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Here are some picture from last night’s sold out Contra Celluloid screening of JENNIFER’S BODY with director Karyn Kusama in attendance for a Q&A! It was a fantastic night!
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Post JENNIFER'S BODY q+a with Karyn Kusama for Contra Celluloid at Killer Fitness, Burbank
October 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Post JENNIFER'S BODY q+a with Karyn Kusama for Contra Celluloid at Killer Fitness, Burbank
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Gifted an official @beyondfest.bsky.social Beachball baseball card upon arrival by the artist himself @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social This screening of #VHSHalloween is already off to a solid start.
September 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Gifted an official @beyondfest.bsky.social Beachball baseball card upon arrival by the artist himself @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social This screening of #VHSHalloween is already off to a solid start.
Next in the Contra Celluloid series is @shudder.com original GLORIOUS! Join us Sunday, September 7th, tickets available now! Director @rebekahmckendry.bsky.social and writer @davidianmckendry.bsky.social will be in attendance for a Q&A after the feature! Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/glorious-2...
GLORIOUS (2022) DIRECTOR REBEKAH MCKENDRY IN PERSON
Join us on Sunday, September 7th for an unforgettable night for Shudder’s GLORIOUS!
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August 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Next in the Contra Celluloid series is @shudder.com original GLORIOUS! Join us Sunday, September 7th, tickets available now! Director @rebekahmckendry.bsky.social and writer @davidianmckendry.bsky.social will be in attendance for a Q&A after the feature! Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/glorious-2...
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August 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
August 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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The legendary #CynthiaRothrock captivated the audience at Killer Fitness last night for #ContraCelluloid’s sold out screening of RIGHTING WRONGS aka ABOVE THE LAW. You had to be there.
s/o to @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social for the radical programming.
@killerfitnessla.bsky.social #hongkong #film
s/o to @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social for the radical programming.
@killerfitnessla.bsky.social #hongkong #film
August 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The legendary #CynthiaRothrock captivated the audience at Killer Fitness last night for #ContraCelluloid’s sold out screening of RIGHTING WRONGS aka ABOVE THE LAW. You had to be there.
s/o to @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social for the radical programming.
@killerfitnessla.bsky.social #hongkong #film
s/o to @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social for the radical programming.
@killerfitnessla.bsky.social #hongkong #film
If you receive this the person who gave it to you hates your guts and is going to kill you
August 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
If you receive this the person who gave it to you hates your guts and is going to kill you
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Hosting a screening of RIGHTING WRONGS this Sunday! The queen Cynthia Rothrock will be in attendance for a Q&A after the feature, this is one of those once inna lifetime situations!
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July 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Hosting a screening of RIGHTING WRONGS this Sunday! The queen Cynthia Rothrock will be in attendance for a Q&A after the feature, this is one of those once inna lifetime situations!
t.co/geYU8OUMCt
t.co/geYU8OUMCt
Day 385 on this island, I wrote down my thoughts and sending them out into the world. Starting to realize I’m never getting rescued
Tell my dogs I love them
Tell my dogs I love them
July 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Day 385 on this island, I wrote down my thoughts and sending them out into the world. Starting to realize I’m never getting rescued
Tell my dogs I love them
Tell my dogs I love them
@alexwinter.com Hey Alex! I was hoping to DM you about a possible FREAKED screening I’m hosting. I’m licensing it through Criterion and I was looking to see if you had availability sometime in September for an in-person Q&A! Let’s talk!!
July 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
@alexwinter.com Hey Alex! I was hoping to DM you about a possible FREAKED screening I’m hosting. I’m licensing it through Criterion and I was looking to see if you had availability sometime in September for an in-person Q&A! Let’s talk!!
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Bought a shark chain because sharks
June 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Bought a shark chain because sharks
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Next up at contracelluloid from @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social is SESSION 9 with a pre-recorded intro by screenwriter/actor Stephen Gevedon.
Mon, June 23rd, at Killer Fitness in Burbank. Tickets are moving fast so don’t miss it! Physical tickets, punch cards, giveaways, good times!
shorturl.at/CSO4c
Mon, June 23rd, at Killer Fitness in Burbank. Tickets are moving fast so don’t miss it! Physical tickets, punch cards, giveaways, good times!
shorturl.at/CSO4c
June 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Next up at contracelluloid from @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social is SESSION 9 with a pre-recorded intro by screenwriter/actor Stephen Gevedon.
Mon, June 23rd, at Killer Fitness in Burbank. Tickets are moving fast so don’t miss it! Physical tickets, punch cards, giveaways, good times!
shorturl.at/CSO4c
Mon, June 23rd, at Killer Fitness in Burbank. Tickets are moving fast so don’t miss it! Physical tickets, punch cards, giveaways, good times!
shorturl.at/CSO4c
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Does anyone else’s dog park their butt in front of your face while you’re sleeping and proceed to unleash holy hell so fierce that the smell actually wakes you up
a man in a suit and tie says " has that ever happened to you ? "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " has that ever happened to you ? "
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June 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Does anyone else’s dog park their butt in front of your face while you’re sleeping and proceed to unleash holy hell so fierce that the smell actually wakes you up