Baron Von Linguini
@vonlinguini.bsky.social
Carbon based. Not neutral.
Pinned
This echo-chamber is way less gross than the other one.
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Def Leppard is nominated for a Gunter Glieben Glauchen Globe for Most Sugar Poured On Me
January 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Def Leppard is nominated for a Gunter Glieben Glauchen Globe for Most Sugar Poured On Me
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Not to brag, but a lot of the pornbots think I’m handsome.
January 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Not to brag, but a lot of the pornbots think I’m handsome.
If I could write poetry I would write poetry about you.
January 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
If I could write poetry I would write poetry about you.
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second date idea we bury the body
December 29, 2024 at 4:47 PM
second date idea we bury the body
Soup rhymes with poop.
December 30, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Soup rhymes with poop.
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my hat probably thinks of me as it’s pants
December 10, 2024 at 11:19 PM
my hat probably thinks of me as it’s pants
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38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
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Schrödinger's cat is alive, dead and a secret third thing (a cowboy on a steel horse).
December 10, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Schrödinger's cat is alive, dead and a secret third thing (a cowboy on a steel horse).
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If you had to poke your penis through the mail slot of a door, would you rather be inside or outside?
December 11, 2024 at 1:11 AM
If you had to poke your penis through the mail slot of a door, would you rather be inside or outside?
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I don't mean to be so autobiographical all the time it's just that talking about others has never happened to me
December 10, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I don't mean to be so autobiographical all the time it's just that talking about others has never happened to me
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a baby drinking from the fountain of youth and turning into a cum
December 11, 2024 at 12:43 AM
a baby drinking from the fountain of youth and turning into a cum
Medically sound advice.
Me: I have two birds inside of me.
Doc: Swallow one stone. That oughta do it.
Doc: Swallow one stone. That oughta do it.
December 5, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Medically sound advice.
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ME: Mmm, these frog testicles are delicious!
WIFE: Those are peas, you nincompoop!
WIFE: Those are peas, you nincompoop!
December 4, 2024 at 9:26 PM
ME: Mmm, these frog testicles are delicious!
WIFE: Those are peas, you nincompoop!
WIFE: Those are peas, you nincompoop!
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I talk a lot of shit for a person who liked Milli Vanilli
December 4, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I talk a lot of shit for a person who liked Milli Vanilli
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before coffee: I hate everything
after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser
after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser
December 4, 2024 at 1:10 PM
before coffee: I hate everything
after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser
after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser
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You are what you secretly eat in your car.
November 29, 2024 at 1:10 PM
You are what you secretly eat in your car.
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Reasons why I don’t need to own firearms
1. I would shoot a spider
1. I would shoot a spider
November 29, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Reasons why I don’t need to own firearms
1. I would shoot a spider
1. I would shoot a spider
The "beard no mustache" combo is goofy.
November 29, 2024 at 1:29 PM
The "beard no mustache" combo is goofy.
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casper the friendly boy overhearing some older kids discuss autoerotic asphyxiation on the bus
April 14, 2024 at 10:40 PM
casper the friendly boy overhearing some older kids discuss autoerotic asphyxiation on the bus
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BDSM is so much easier now my bf and I are older - he used to have to blindfold me but now he just hides my glasses.
November 23, 2024 at 1:55 PM
BDSM is so much easier now my bf and I are older - he used to have to blindfold me but now he just hides my glasses.
Excellent. He's filthy seditionist scum.
Pat King found guilty over his role in the Ottawa Convoy. www.ctvnews.ca/canada/pat-k...
Pat King found guilty of mischief for role in 'Freedom Convoy'
Pat King, one of the most prominent figures of the 2022 'Freedom Convoy' in Ottawa, has been found guilty on five counts including mischief and disobeying a court order.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 22, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Excellent. He's filthy seditionist scum.
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made the mistake of exercising my demons so now they’re like super strong
November 22, 2024 at 5:55 PM
made the mistake of exercising my demons so now they’re like super strong
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The administration appointments are a vehicle for shielding people from being prosecuted for crimes.
THE MEDIA: Bold choices reflect a new direction
THE MEDIA: Bold choices reflect a new direction
November 21, 2024 at 2:07 PM
The administration appointments are a vehicle for shielding people from being prosecuted for crimes.
THE MEDIA: Bold choices reflect a new direction
THE MEDIA: Bold choices reflect a new direction
No. Fuck them. They are scum.
Why are Trump supporters not wanted ? You dont have to follow them. You can block them. You can filter words. Don’t you want @bsky.app to have all perspectives ? I certainly do.
As long as it’s civil. Why not welcome different viewpoints ?
As long as it’s civil. Why not welcome different viewpoints ?
I don't understand Trump supporters. Why come where you are not wanted. It's odd. Witness me syndrome in the worst way.
November 21, 2024 at 4:03 PM
No. Fuck them. They are scum.