Nick Knacks
@velcroking.bsky.social
(he/him) Professional shit-talker, comedian, IT professional, and recovering street performer. "Award-winning."
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. No Star Wars or trek, Lotr, marvel Disney or Pixar.
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. No Star Wars or trek, Lotr, marvel Disney or Pixar.
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
I had a joke about the Moirai, but chances are you've already heard it or will hear it at some point in the future, so there's no point in telling it now.
I had a joke about Oedipus but it was a real motherfucker.
I had a joke about Orpheus but it made women furious.
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I had a joke about the Moirai, but chances are you've already heard it or will hear it at some point in the future, so there's no point in telling it now.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Jeff Epstein’s best friend thinks I live in a hellhole and that my neighbors are garbage, which I just assume is part of him grieving over the loss of his best friend, Jeff Epstein.
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Jeff Epstein’s best friend thinks I live in a hellhole and that my neighbors are garbage, which I just assume is part of him grieving over the loss of his best friend, Jeff Epstein.
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This evening, a resident was kidnapped by agents with face coverings. They disguised themselves in masks and as Uber drivers. They even left kids abandoned inside a car in the freezing cold. 1/
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This evening, a resident was kidnapped by agents with face coverings. They disguised themselves in masks and as Uber drivers. They even left kids abandoned inside a car in the freezing cold. 1/
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
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Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
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KSTP meteorologist posting AI videos on Twitter of what he says is what Minneapolis will look like if his forecast is correct is really something… not a valid weather news source going forward imo
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
KSTP meteorologist posting AI videos on Twitter of what he says is what Minneapolis will look like if his forecast is correct is really something… not a valid weather news source going forward imo
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The democrats are absolute political sharp shooters for their own feet. Never miss a shot, blasting their own toes off one by one.
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The democrats are absolute political sharp shooters for their own feet. Never miss a shot, blasting their own toes off one by one.
I'm going to have entirely too much fun with this.
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm going to have entirely too much fun with this.
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw
- DEVO
- Viagra Boys
- Nine Inch Nails
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- CAKE
- DEVO
- Viagra Boys
- Nine Inch Nails
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- CAKE
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw
- bôa
- Guitar Wolf
- Jidenna
- The Coathangers
- Janelle Monae
- bôa
- Guitar Wolf
- Jidenna
- The Coathangers
- Janelle Monae
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw
- The Frights/Remo Drive
- Fall Out Boy
- Jawbreaker
- The Mountain Goats
- Panopticon 2x
- The Frights/Remo Drive
- Fall Out Boy
- Jawbreaker
- The Mountain Goats
- Panopticon 2x
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw
- DEVO
- Viagra Boys
- Nine Inch Nails
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- CAKE
- DEVO
- Viagra Boys
- Nine Inch Nails
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- CAKE
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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“How can anyone believe in the ethics of the DFL when someone like this can remain in multiple party leadership positions, especially one determining appropriate conduct in the party?”
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The DFL's Cyndy Martin Problem
On July 3, 2024, MN DFL CD8 chair Cyndy Martin hit and killed 19 year old Carter Haithcock, the father of a young son, as he walked along the road with her vehicle on the Iron Range near Nashwauk on h...
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November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“How can anyone believe in the ethics of the DFL when someone like this can remain in multiple party leadership positions, especially one determining appropriate conduct in the party?”
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Not the first time.
At Menards.
Me: Ooh! <starts walking away>
Husband: No salt licks.
Me: Aw.
Me: Ooh! <starts walking away>
Husband: No salt licks.
Me: Aw.
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Not the first time.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Every time she comes up, I remind you all that Pamela Paul killed a pro trans paragraph in a review I wrote for the New York Times, lied about it in the press, then when I confronted her with receipts, said “Let’s keep this to ourselves.”
In which a straight woman highlights a bunch of known anti trans activists and claims there's a divide in the queer community.
It's pure propaganda and gaslighting.
It's pure propaganda and gaslighting.
November 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Every time she comes up, I remind you all that Pamela Paul killed a pro trans paragraph in a review I wrote for the New York Times, lied about it in the press, then when I confronted her with receipts, said “Let’s keep this to ourselves.”
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Great work to whomever put up these signs around the Franklin / Hiawatha fence labyrinth.
November 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Great work to whomever put up these signs around the Franklin / Hiawatha fence labyrinth.
Jacob Frey: The Republican's Candidate
#DontRankFrey
#DontRankFrey
steve minn has said that he voted for donald trump three times, and his company lupe developmment gave safer hennepin $25k for them to send mailers calling for republicans to vote for jacob frey
the media not writing about the conservative DFL / republican alliance this year is a failure!
the media not writing about the conservative DFL / republican alliance this year is a failure!
Here is who is funding Safer Hennepin, who is calling for Republicans to vote for Jacob Frey, and some history on the PAC -
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November 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Jacob Frey: The Republican's Candidate
#DontRankFrey
#DontRankFrey