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Yes gig economy delivery is the devil yet has some legitimate needs behind it BUT if you're ordering your full grocery load and/or the bougieist of bougie shit right at store close you should know that -everyone- is ritualistically burning you in effigy while chanting the Ritual of Unmaking.
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 AM
#mst3kradicalizedme
One of the General Hospital shorts has a woman whose doctor husband believes all of her symptoms are just in her head.

But at least that sort of thing doesn't happen anymore.
January 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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"There is no ethical consumption under capitalism" isn't meant to be carte blanche to be an amoral stain on society.
January 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I think we may be about to realize just how mainstream pedophilia is in a similar way to how we realized just how mainstream racism is.

I'm sure those freaks getting their CSAM from Grok are going to say they were doing so "ironically" but guess the fuck what?
January 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
How 2026 was depicted in the sci-fi classic 'Metropolis' (1927)
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
MNsure continuing to email nagging me to sign up after they have repeatedly not functioned and/or denied my application sure is something.
January 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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has the simpsons done an episode called the taunting of millhouse yet
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Whadya mean I still have to go to work?
January 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Bed-rotting? I was gonna do that anyway.
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.

Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Committed a bit too hard to the sluagh bit and made myself sad, but then again the sidhe ought not be quite so careless.

Which I suppose is like saying a kitten ought not be quite so fluffy.
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
We'd solve a lot of the world's problems if we took all the people who think they could take a gorilla in a fight and have them actually fight a gorilla.
January 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Tonight's office, earlier
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Raise your hand if this strip was your introduction to film noir
December 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Add "Maltese Falcon" to the ever-growing list of literary references these people absolutely did not comprehend.
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Early in the month a woman came into my store in a panic asking us to call 911 because another business in the neighborhood was "trafficking children for the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers."

Oh and she had a knife. She didn't pull it or anything. But she had a knife.
December 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Wait, they remade Sumuru as a... British-South African-German... sci-fi movie?

Why do I have this foreboding sense that it is even more problematic than the 60s one?
December 31, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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i made a helpful reference
September 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I don't know how I came across this but this is a 2001 Pepsi ad and somehow they didn't give Brittany a spear
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The energy I'm bringing to 2026
December 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Trash is full, oh I'll just take it out after I walk.....
*sob*
December 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Star Wars has a lot to answer for in terms of skewing what people think the redemption arc of a genocidal maniac looks like.
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Great post about generative AI. Happy Holidays. Don't say I never gave you anything. anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
December 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Me: Hey brain, we've got a whole slew of projects we could work on, or if you're not feeling up to that we've got a bunch of games you like to play and movies you've been wanting to see.

Brain: no :)
December 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM