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Nick Knacks
@velcroking.bsky.social
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(he/him) Professional shit-talker, comedian, IT professional, and recovering street performer. "Award-winning."
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#Dispatch OC
A meme featuring Chase from the video game Dispatch, holding a small dog (Beef). The text reads "I've only had Beel for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Still nothing? Crazy! @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social - When can we expect tickets to go up?
A picture of disappointment (the Alamo Drafthouse website showing that tickets are not yet available for a show that opens in less than 24hrs).
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Two Dr Doom cosplayers recreating the Wojack pointing meme, photoshopped in to be pointing at the Scarlet Witch killing Reed Richard's (live action).
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I'm going to have entirely too much fun with this.
Two Dr Doom cosplayers recreating the Wojack pointing meme, photoshopped in to be pointing at Namor kissing Sue Storm.
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The album cover to The Chemical Brothers' Dig Your Own Hole
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Don’t Come Around Here No More (with no prompts)
A faceswap of Lou Wilson onto Tom Petty, dressed as the Mad Hatter, from his nightmare-inducing music video for the song 'Don't Come Around Here No More'. It's a lazy swap but I stand by the work.
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Kids next year in Cargill's neighborhood:
A guy taking a bite out of a ridiculously large Toblerone bar. Wider than the guy's head. Unreasonably large but not surreal. I'd estimate an MSRP of at least $500. A Toblerone is a kind of fancy Swiss chocolate bar that's a series of triangles in a row like an alligator's teeth, the wrapped in a gold wrapper with bold, red lettering.
October 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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This awesome little update came with my ballot! Def signing up for this, I love what the city does to make voting easy & accessible.

PS mail-in ballots already needed ri br mailed, so if you still have yours you'll need to drop it off or contact Elections & Voter Services to vote in-person on 11/4!
New automatic ballot list now in effect! Do you want to vote from home without having to submit an absentee ballot application each election? Now, voters can automatically receive a ballot for every election for which they are eligible to vote! What you need to know: If you are already on the Permanent Absentee Voter List, you do not need to do anything more, and you will continue to automatically receive ballots each election. If you are unsure if you are on the list and would like to check, please visit mnvotes.sos.mn.gov/voterstatuscheck/index If you are not on the list and want to receive an absentee ballot in the mail every election, you can sign up using the Permanent Absentee Voter Application. Visit vote.minneapolismn.gov/voters/vote-by-mail/permanent-absentee-voter-application or by using the QR code: Download, complete, and return the application to Minneapolis Elections & Voter Services either by email, mail, or fax to get on the list. Return information is on the back of the application. Voters who prefer to have a Permanent Absentee Voter Application mailed to them can contact 311 to request one.
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Glad to see Minnesota giving Kristi Noem the warm welcome she deserves.
Weather app screenshot showing it's 33° at Home (Minneapolis).
October 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Spider-Man's Sinister Six, posing for the "camera." Kraven the Hunter, Sandman, Dr. Octopus, Electro, Mysterio, and The Vulture.
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Just found one on 46th and Cedar, SE corner
A vandalized city Council campaign sign
October 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Bane from the Nolan Batman movies meme. A masked Bane looks down at the "viewer." The caption reads: "You merely adopted online toxicity." "I was born in it, molded by it."
October 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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A parody of an "in this house" yard sign. Each line is a different color and slightly different font size/spacing. It reads: "IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE: UNHOUSED SHOULD BE UNSEEN LOBBYIST RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS POLICE NEED MORE MONEY COUNCILS SHOULD BE OBSTRUCTED FENCES FIX PROBLEMS FAILURE DESERVE A THIRD SHOT"
September 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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"Come on, one more term!"
Peanuts characters: Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown to kick, but we all know she's gonna pull it away before he can connect.
September 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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#Dandadan S02E12 (E24) #KintaSakata
Kinta Sakata from Dandadan with an eyepatch, pasted onto the body of a young man pulling out a katana. The text reads: When You were partying I studied mecha When you were having premarital sex I mastered gunpla While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated anime poses And now that the world is on fire and the alien kaiju are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
September 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I would have started @mattdinniman.bsky.social 's #dungeoncrawlercarl a lot sooner if y'all had told me it was anti-capitalist propaganda.

OC meme to celebrate:
The cover for Dungeon Crawler Carl, but with the addition of "Karl Marx, Capital Volume 1" beneath the title instead of author Matt Dinniman's name.
September 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Inspired by tonight's #Dandadan
The "flirting vs harassment" meme template. In the top panel, Okarun from Dandadan is asking Momo Ayase if she'll help him find his tearicles. She replies "aww, you're sweet." In the lower panel, Kinta Sakata is saying "ten gallon wiener," while striking a pose. Mimi's response is "hello, Human Resources?"
September 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Texted push poll I received, probably from a Frey PAC:
A survey question: Public Policy POLLING. Minneapolis Current Events Survey 1. Do you approve or disapprove of President Donald Trump's job performance? • Approve • Disapprove • Not sure "Disapprove" is selected. A survey question: Do you approve or disapprove of Mayor Jacob Frey's job performance? • Approve • Disapprove • Not sure "Disapprove" is selected. A survey question: If Amy Klobuchar endorsed a candidate for Mayor, would that make you much more likely, somewhat more likely, somewhat less likely, or much less likely to vote for that candidate, or would it not make a difference? • Much more likely • Somewhat more likely • Somewhat less likely • Much less likely • It wouldn't make a difference • Not sure "Much less likely" is selected. A survey question: If Tim Walz endorsed a candidate for Mayor, would that make you much more likely, somewhat more likely, somewhat less likely, or much less likely to vote for that candidate, or would it not make a difference? • Much more likely • Somewhat more likely • Somewhat less likely • Much less likely • It wouldn't make a difference • Not sure "It wouldn't make a difference" is selected.
August 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
Josh Brolin wearing a t-shirt with Julia Garner on it, as she appeared in the show Ozark, with the quote "I don't know shit about fuck" below her image. Josh has a sad face.
August 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Cheeky sticker placement at the Minnesota State Fair:
#dontrankfrey
A picture of the DFL booth at the Minnesota State Fair. On the left side, there's a light pole with a "Don't Rank Frey" sticker.
August 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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If that's how you feel then maybe you should take those flags off your bio. Probably the "equal rights for all" part as well.
The bio of a bsky user that's actively excusing transphobia. Their profile happens to have rainbow and trans pride emoji.
August 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Senators looking at their stock portfolios in 2025:
A learn to play chess app, with a digital instructor saying "let's take advantage of the unsafe white king!"
August 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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A Venn diagram showing that in the middle of "technically, it's not genocide" and "it's ephebophilia, actually" is New York Times opinion columnist Bret Stephens.
July 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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"The Strahan Cycle"
The mysterious yet very scientific Strahan Cycle: A gleeful picture of Brian Strahan on a point-up triangle, bordered by arrows describing a cyclic three-step process: @wedge.live & @taylr.bsky.social ➡️ Brian Strahan's website ➡️ google, then back to the beginning.
July 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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My Fantastic Four
The original It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia cast (no Frank).
July 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM