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Nick Knacks
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(he/him) Professional shit-talker, comedian, IT professional, and recovering street performer. "Award-winning."
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February 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I appreciate Klepper asking Frey about things like eviction moratorium, MPD assisting ICE, & how the mayor could do more, and I'm not surprised at all that Frey dodged those questions and responded with polite fluff. He praises Minneapolitans but we have to work harder because of his lack of effort.
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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Going to make a thread of every reason to NEVER vote for Newsom. Let's start with:
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 27, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished.

I have neighbors everywhere.
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Looking forward to Friday’s anticipated ICE drawdown, @governorwalz.mn.gov!
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
February 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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Well then play it. Play it again and again until there’s an answer. Make them answer for sending Nazi death troops to wage a war of terror against the U.S. civilian population.
THANEDAR: What did your ICE agent mean when he said, 'you raise your voice, I erase your voice' in the video all of us have seen?

LYONS: I'm not aware of that video. I can't comment
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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To repeat.

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And to repeat:

The political faction saying we must all have to log legal ID before speaking or accessing speech on the Internet,

and the political faction who believe transgenderism is a dangerous mental contagion that spreads by speech about transgenderism,

are the same faction.
Age verification is deanonymization,
Deanonymization is censorship.

The Supreme Court is now taking away your right to anonymously *read* a form of speech. If speaking can mean that your readers have to subject themselves to potential consequences to read it, how can there be freedom of speech?
NEW: In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court held that age verification for explicit sites is constitutional. The majority said it protects minors without violating free speech; dissenters warned it burdens adults’ rights and ignores First Amendment precedent.

by @mattburgess1.bsky.social:
February 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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We're not talking enough about how much the Hennepin County Sheriff's Department run by Dawanna Witt is collaborating with ICE. Arresting at Whipple, working with ICE to arrest legal observers, failing to trespass ICE when not welcome in hospitals and schools. Shame.
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
[This Song's Just] Six Words Long, "Weird Al" Yankovic

What's your favorite song with a title 6 words or longer?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=do5v...
February 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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Christopher Nolan should have cast Helen of Troy the way the Greeks would have: by casting the most attractive young man in the company and giving him a really fuckable porcelain mask.

Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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reposting with alt text for accessibility:

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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Shit is nuts. This week I spoke to a crim. defense attorney from mpls who mostly does federal work. He said a client got arrested with 19 pounds of meth & an indictment was coming. Then the feds had to forgo the indictment because they don’t have the resources. Walking away from 19 pounds of meth!
They are running out of lawyers.
DM me? We used to get hundreds of highly qualified applicants for a single job posting. Good prosecutors are increasingly hesitant to work for this DOJ.
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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I want to make sure I got this right.

They could have stopped funding to DHS and ICE by forcing a shutdown.

But instead, they threw them a couple more weeks money to keep terrorizing citizens?
January 30, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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Not sure who is making Greg Bovino’s travel arrangements out of Minnesota but heads up babies in laps don’t need to buy their own seat
January 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
January 26, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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The funniest shit is that I feel like the huge turnout downtown is almost because of the cold not in spite of it. The fact that it’s -10 degrees out led to just more defiance, like thousands out there saying, it isn’t even that bad out.
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation.

Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.
January 22, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington DC 20500
Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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This poll shows that 74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting getting rid of the agency.

Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
YouGov poll - In the future, would you support or oppose...

Eliminating ICE as a federal agency?
Support 42%
Oppose 45%

Reducing ICE’s size and funding
Support 48%
Oppose 37%

d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/IC...
January 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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E.B. White giving it to reply guys
January 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Would @cbsnews.com lie to us? #hacks
NEW: Jonathan Ross, the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good, was NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL according to police reports. He was taken to the Federal Building. He was NOT INJURED. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 17, 2026 at 4:33 AM