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John Maddening?
@johnmaddening.bsky.social
Voice of F1rst Wrestling and various other detritus. Movies, traveling, board games, bicycling, Star Wars & 007. Owns more Lego than most children.

🌎: Saint Paul, Minnesota.

https://linktr.ee/johnmaddening
37 years ago today, we finished Thanksgiving dinner early and my parents let us bring dessert into the living room to watch the first two episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
OH HELL YEAH
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Hell yeah, this was great! Part of the era where there were suddenly a bunch of gay-themed comedies that were super earnest and funny as hell.
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My wife told me I finally have more tattoos than she does.
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
DONTCHA KNOW BOUT CHARACTER ARCS, BASTICH?!?
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Which actor is OBVIOUSLY on cocaine?
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
True, BUT:

You can't deny that certain films absolutely benefit from other films, intentionally/unintentionally related. For instance:

- QUANTUM OF SOLACE when watched immediately after CASINO ROYALE
- ENEMY OF THE STATE viewed as a years-later sequel to THE CONVERSATION

Any other suggestions?
yes i have seen ANDOR, no it does not “make it better” because any given film should be evaluated on its own as a standalone text.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Alt text, please. It takes so little time and lets visually impaired fans enjoy your post.
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Yup, but luckily not one of the batteries with the issue.
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Luckily, my RadPower bike is not part of the issue, but check yours!
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
@crobertcargill.bsky.social was sitting next to me and laughed when I said "oh, for fuck's sake" at one point (and I don't talk in theaters!), but MAN are those first two Prequels even worse.
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Reposted by John Maddening?
there were seven finalists that made it to the standards committee

3 of the 7 were round, so the scanner could scan from any angle

but IBM proposed the boring square barcode and they were so huge that they won the selection process
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
@alamodrafthouse.bsky.social

I don’t mean to be annoying, friends, but what the heck? The previous two KNIVES OUT films have been at Alamo Twin Cities, and you have the right to play it as long as you want, but where is it?
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m so happy for you! Have the best time, see you in January!
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Great time at @foundfootagefest.com at the Heights Theater!
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I don’t know why, but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The Dingo Took My Baby, Charlie Brown
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth, Charlie Brown
He Was Some Kind of Man, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
These AI-loving dipshits want Elon to be in shape and attractive so fucking bad.
"You guys all got the shoe memo, I see."
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Reposted by John Maddening?
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Reposted by John Maddening?
My secret craft project is revealed! A wearable Edmund Fitzgerald so @sithlet.bsky.social could be the @mnrollerderby.bsky.social Bodies of Water mascot, “Gail O. November”!
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Reposted by John Maddening?
F1RST Wrestling: 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐗

#FirstAvenue | Minneapolis, MN
Doors 7pm | Show 8pm | 18+ Event

FRIDAY | January 2nd
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SATURDAY | January 3rd
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November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
And here it is in action:
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My secret craft project is revealed! A wearable Edmund Fitzgerald so @sithlet.bsky.social could be the @mnrollerderby.bsky.social Bodies of Water mascot, “Gail O. November”!
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM