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John Maddening?
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Voice of F1rst Wrestling and various other detritus. Movies, traveling, board games, bicycling, Star Wars & 007. Owns more Lego than most children.

🌎: Saint Paul, Minnesota.

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This Grinch-themed holiday video from the Savage MN Fire Department is absolutely delightful. Loved the outtakes.
Happy Holidays from Savage Fire 💚
YouTube video by City of Savage, MN
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I love that the master debaters in these things are unknown to me. Like, I’m chronically online, but reading about history or weird architecture or travel or Warhammer.
Are they going to arm wrestle
December 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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When you absolutely, positively, have to get your holiday party guests the HELL out of your house
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
todays my birthday.

it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
December 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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The wildest revelation I’ve found so far in The Epstein Files.
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Get your tickets, and come kick it!

F1RST Wrestling: 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐗
#FirstAvenue | Minneapolis, MN
Doors 7pm | Show 8pm | 18+ Event

FRIDAY | January 2nd
🎟️ www.axs.com/events/12119...

SATURDAY | January 3rd
🎟️ www.axs.com/events/12119...
December 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Rewatching Citizen Kane.
Incredible to see how many different jobs he was doing whilst making it.
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is goi g to go.
December 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Jimmy Carter.

Sold.

His peanut farm.
December 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
December 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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If I'm gonna end up on a government's enemies list, I'd be honored as fuck if this is how I did it. Let's fucking dance, Pam. I got a whole first amendment to shove up your ass.
It's hard to fathom but we are now *here* on this path to fascism.
December 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Remember, the only thing that'll bring grocery prices down is being a total asshole to trans folks you don't know.
December 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Riley Gaines ties for 5th place in Outsports’ A-hole of the Year award - www.outsports.com/2025/12/18/2...
December 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
THE LONG WALK (2025, Francis Lawrence)
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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new masturbation euphemism just dropped
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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“it’s reasonable to ask questions about trans girls in sports” was always intended to mainstream transphobia.

It’s absurd that people fell for it. Democrats are constantly letting oppressors set the terms of debate instead of just saying “no, fuck you.”
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It’s going to require the combined might of the three greatest Belgians to take this guy down.
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Donald Trump interrupted national tv today to promise a million people (with guns!) two billion dollars he doesn’t have on a timeline he cannot meet to buy Christmas gifts he has personally fought to make less affordable
he doesn’t and the most likely outcome of this is that it doesn’t happen
How does the president have independent authority to mail out Christmas bonuses?
December 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM