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Bryan "Gazpacho" Carr
@learnonaut.bsky.social
Educator, podcaster (SERIOUS FUN), author (TRANSMEDIA CONSTRUCTION OF THE BLACK PANTHER, GENDERED DEFENDERS). Up next: Peacemaker. Opinions here are mine and mine alone. Avatar by @geneha.bsky.social

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Don’t know why I did this or who it’s for but it’s everyone’s problem now
Oh.
Bari Weiss' first weeks at CBS News marked by all-out warfare against professional ethics standards in the newsroom, part of an effort to convert it from journalism into rank political propaganda.
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Every Toy Story they make after 3 is a match a "retired" wrestler works because he has alimony to pay
Toy Story 5 | Teaser Trailer | In Theaters June 19 www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBg...
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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We don’t use generative AI at Strange Scaffold and I can confirm that a *lot* of other studios are not—whether indie or AAA.

Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
everyone knows franchises only REALLY get good around entry #5
Toy Story 5 | Teaser Trailer | In Theaters June 19 www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBg...
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This James Bond discourse is a great reminder that you could just watch SPY instead
a man and a woman standing next to each other with the woman saying this does not represent the best of our department
ALT: a man and a woman standing next to each other with the woman saying this does not represent the best of our department
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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videogames are *so* art they have attained the cultural position of being primarily an instrument of financial speculation for the already-wealthy
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
flars, it cannot be stressed enough, are not cars
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Next time we get a "why doesn't Batman buy crime" discourse going, my response will be "Why don't the Law and Order detectives immediately catch the killer by noticing he's the guest star of the episode?"
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Always funny to watch people whose entire job is to use their imagination lack imagination
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Listen, you all are thinking too hard about how to solve this James Bond problem. The answer is obvious
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Well that was a heartbreaker but at least it was low scoring too
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]

Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
if you don't go on a reasonable 4th down you are a coward and a miscreant
Do ESPN Analytics ever suggest anything but GO on fourth down?
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Program for the 1918 Ohio State-Michigan game, played a few weeks after the Nov. 11 ceasefire was signed ending World War I
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
OK, honestly, this is an incredible idea and building it around Gisondo's Jimmy Olsen is brilliant variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Jimmy Olsen ‘DC Crime’ Series in the Works at HBO Max From ‘American Vandal’ Duo, First Season Focused on Gorilla Grodd
DC Studios and HBO Max are developing a fictional true crime series set in the DC Universe.
variety.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
for those of you rightly lamenting Disney and YouTube's ongoing spat: can I introduce you to the world of Getting A Damn Antenna
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
man PREDATOR BADLANDS was a good one
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
these two! these two dummies! I love this
"Someone will die..."
"Of fun!"
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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"Someone will die..."
"Of fun!"
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I hate that I kinda want this
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Some of my students got to be in the audience for GOOD MORNING AMERICA this morning and got a photo with Jason Kelce (the People’s Kelce) and the Radio GBX banner www.instagram.com/p/DQ4Od-okeJ...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM