Bryan "Gazpacho" Carr
@learnonaut.bsky.social
Educator, podcaster (SERIOUS FUN), author (TRANSMEDIA CONSTRUCTION OF THE BLACK PANTHER, GENDERED DEFENDERS). Up next: Peacemaker. Opinions here are mine and mine alone. Avatar by @geneha.bsky.social
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Don’t know why I did this or who it’s for but it’s everyone’s problem now
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
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A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy
How many followers for a prominent Bluesky elder to host Jeopardy
February 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy
I love these little idiots so much
February 17, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I love these little idiots so much
Scientifically speaking, this is the optimum delivery mechanism for Reese’s Pieces
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February 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Scientifically speaking, this is the optimum delivery mechanism for Reese’s Pieces
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Here I come, rougher than the rest of them
The best of them, tougher than leather
You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle
I'd rather flex my muscles
The best of them, tougher than leather
You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle
I'd rather flex my muscles
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Here I come, rougher than the rest of them
The best of them, tougher than leather
You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle
I'd rather flex my muscles
The best of them, tougher than leather
You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle
I'd rather flex my muscles
Bless you Flav
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
February 16, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Bless you Flav
If I showed that middle one to young Capcom and Archie-loving me he’d flip out
I've really been enjoying the latest Archie Comics cross-overs.
Can't wait for the 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐱𝐲 one-shot to release later this April. More details in this week's Newsletter ☝️
Which cover would you pick up?
@archiecomics.bsky.social
Can't wait for the 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐱𝐲 one-shot to release later this April. More details in this week's Newsletter ☝️
Which cover would you pick up?
@archiecomics.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 7:47 PM
If I showed that middle one to young Capcom and Archie-loving me he’d flip out
<me, having multiple Blood Bowl teams to finish, multiple Shatterpoint boxes to finish, Orks and Space Wolves to finish painting, and a whole Stormcast Eternals spearhead to actually start> okay what if I got the Ironjawz and had TWO AoS spearheads
February 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
<me, having multiple Blood Bowl teams to finish, multiple Shatterpoint boxes to finish, Orks and Space Wolves to finish painting, and a whole Stormcast Eternals spearhead to actually start> okay what if I got the Ironjawz and had TWO AoS spearheads
don't really go in for the made to order stuff but dang if I'm not a little tempted
February 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
don't really go in for the made to order stuff but dang if I'm not a little tempted
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Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?
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do u think during the industrial revolution people thought the factory was their boyfriend
February 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM
do u think during the industrial revolution people thought the factory was their boyfriend
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guy invited to do a ted talk on organized crime even though his knowledge of the yakuza comes exclusively from the video game series:
yakuza have also been known to work odd jobs, dress up as pirates, and [shuffling note cards] are renowned for their love of virtua fighter
yakuza have also been known to work odd jobs, dress up as pirates, and [shuffling note cards] are renowned for their love of virtua fighter
February 16, 2026 at 4:24 AM
guy invited to do a ted talk on organized crime even though his knowledge of the yakuza comes exclusively from the video game series:
yakuza have also been known to work odd jobs, dress up as pirates, and [shuffling note cards] are renowned for their love of virtua fighter
yakuza have also been known to work odd jobs, dress up as pirates, and [shuffling note cards] are renowned for their love of virtua fighter
damn A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS is all the good stuff about that franchise without the bad
February 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
damn A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS is all the good stuff about that franchise without the bad
Watching the end of the final season of CLONE WARS and man a lot of stuff about the Shatterpoint core box makes sense now
February 16, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Watching the end of the final season of CLONE WARS and man a lot of stuff about the Shatterpoint core box makes sense now
One of my hot button topics is “AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR destroyed what made the original good”
This is why I originally got into Ninja Warrior (the Japanese version). The idea of just having no winner because the challenge was too great seemed poetic.
i occasionally like sports where everyone who participates fails. everyone should have the experience of being a Romain Grosjean fan.
February 16, 2026 at 2:24 AM
One of my hot button topics is “AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR destroyed what made the original good”
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This is why I originally got into Ninja Warrior (the Japanese version). The idea of just having no winner because the challenge was too great seemed poetic.
i occasionally like sports where everyone who participates fails. everyone should have the experience of being a Romain Grosjean fan.
February 16, 2026 at 2:17 AM
This is why I originally got into Ninja Warrior (the Japanese version). The idea of just having no winner because the challenge was too great seemed poetic.
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
Panted this guy today. Dirk something, I think
February 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Panted this guy today. Dirk something, I think
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It didn’t send her anywhere. I didn’t “betray her.” It’s essentially an autocomplete crossed with a search engine. It’s not alive; it’s not “intelligent.” It’s an algorithm. It does not have any more agency than a pac man arcade game from 1982.
ChatGPT sent screenwriter Micky Small down a fantastical rabbit hole. Now, she's finding her way out.
ChatGPT promised to help her find her soulmate. Then it betrayed her
ChatGPT sent screenwriter Micky Small down a fantastical rabbit hole. Now, she's finding her way out.
n.pr
February 15, 2026 at 11:34 PM
It didn’t send her anywhere. I didn’t “betray her.” It’s essentially an autocomplete crossed with a search engine. It’s not alive; it’s not “intelligent.” It’s an algorithm. It does not have any more agency than a pac man arcade game from 1982.
Not that I dislike the character or anything but it’s kind of wild that Magik is in basically every new Marvel thing these days. blog.playstation.com/2026/02/12/m...
MARVEL Tōkon: Fighting Souls arrives on PS5 & PC August 6
Unbreakable X-Men team, Episode Mode, different launch editions and more revealed.
blog.playstation.com
February 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Not that I dislike the character or anything but it’s kind of wild that Magik is in basically every new Marvel thing these days. blog.playstation.com/2026/02/12/m...
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So if while he's in Italy he falls in love with and marries a contessa, would that make her...
February 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
So if while he's in Italy he falls in love with and marries a contessa, would that make her...
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Pursuit to the ball, tackling together, intense effort, they got it all
February 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Pursuit to the ball, tackling together, intense effort, they got it all
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Listen all I want is a defense that plays like the kids at the end of Weapons
February 15, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Listen all I want is a defense that plays like the kids at the end of Weapons
evil demons or not those Saja Boys got some bangers
February 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
evil demons or not those Saja Boys got some bangers
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Reading this gave me secondhand anxiety and I’m imagining hundreds more coming soon
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Reading this gave me secondhand anxiety and I’m imagining hundreds more coming soon