Bryan "Gazpacho" Carr
@learnonaut.bsky.social
Educator, podcaster (SERIOUS FUN), author (TRANSMEDIA CONSTRUCTION OF THE BLACK PANTHER, GENDERED DEFENDERS). Up next: Peacemaker. Opinions here are mine and mine alone. Avatar by @geneha.bsky.social
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Don’t know why I did this or who it’s for but it’s everyone’s problem now
The thing about a new Mario movie is it's a reminder that we really should have a new Mario game on the Switch 2 by now
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The thing about a new Mario movie is it's a reminder that we really should have a new Mario game on the Switch 2 by now
oh good I'm sure the worst people on the Internet are going to be normal about this
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie - Rosalina voiced by Brie Larson
Bowser Jr. voiced by Benny Safdie
Bowser Jr. voiced by Benny Safdie
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
oh good I'm sure the worst people on the Internet are going to be normal about this
they have, in fact, made another Mario movie
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
they have, in fact, made another Mario movie
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
Oh.
Bari Weiss' first weeks at CBS News marked by all-out warfare against professional ethics standards in the newsroom, part of an effort to convert it from journalism into rank political propaganda.
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Oh.
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Every Toy Story they make after 3 is a match a "retired" wrestler works because he has alimony to pay
Toy Story 5 | Teaser Trailer | In Theaters June 19 www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBg...
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Every Toy Story they make after 3 is a match a "retired" wrestler works because he has alimony to pay
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We don’t use generative AI at Strange Scaffold and I can confirm that a *lot* of other studios are not—whether indie or AAA.
Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
“It’s important to assume every game company is now using AI.” Nexon CEO comments on role of human creativity as AI tools become the norm
automaton-media.com/en/news/its-...
automaton-media.com/en/news/its-...
“It’s important to assume every game company is now using AI.” Nexon CEO comments on role of human creativity as AI tools become the norm - AUTOMATON WEST
In an interview following the launch of ARC Raiders, the CEO of Embark Studios' parent company Nexon shares his views on AI.
automaton-media.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
We don’t use generative AI at Strange Scaffold and I can confirm that a *lot* of other studios are not—whether indie or AAA.
Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
everyone knows franchises only REALLY get good around entry #5
Toy Story 5 | Teaser Trailer | In Theaters June 19 www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBg...
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
everyone knows franchises only REALLY get good around entry #5
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This James Bond discourse is a great reminder that you could just watch SPY instead
a man and a woman standing next to each other with the woman saying this does not represent the best of our department
ALT: a man and a woman standing next to each other with the woman saying this does not represent the best of our department
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This James Bond discourse is a great reminder that you could just watch SPY instead
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
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videogames are *so* art they have attained the cultural position of being primarily an instrument of financial speculation for the already-wealthy
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
videogames are *so* art they have attained the cultural position of being primarily an instrument of financial speculation for the already-wealthy
flars, it cannot be stressed enough, are not cars
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
flars, it cannot be stressed enough, are not cars
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Next time we get a "why doesn't Batman buy crime" discourse going, my response will be "Why don't the Law and Order detectives immediately catch the killer by noticing he's the guest star of the episode?"
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Next time we get a "why doesn't Batman buy crime" discourse going, my response will be "Why don't the Law and Order detectives immediately catch the killer by noticing he's the guest star of the episode?"
Always funny to watch people whose entire job is to use their imagination lack imagination
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Always funny to watch people whose entire job is to use their imagination lack imagination
Listen, you all are thinking too hard about how to solve this James Bond problem. The answer is obvious
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Listen, you all are thinking too hard about how to solve this James Bond problem. The answer is obvious
Well that was a heartbreaker but at least it was low scoring too
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Well that was a heartbreaker but at least it was low scoring too
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Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
if you don't go on a reasonable 4th down you are a coward and a miscreant
Do ESPN Analytics ever suggest anything but GO on fourth down?
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
if you don't go on a reasonable 4th down you are a coward and a miscreant
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Program for the 1918 Ohio State-Michigan game, played a few weeks after the Nov. 11 ceasefire was signed ending World War I
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Program for the 1918 Ohio State-Michigan game, played a few weeks after the Nov. 11 ceasefire was signed ending World War I
OK, honestly, this is an incredible idea and building it around Gisondo's Jimmy Olsen is brilliant variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Jimmy Olsen ‘DC Crime’ Series in the Works at HBO Max From ‘American Vandal’ Duo, First Season Focused on Gorilla Grodd
DC Studios and HBO Max are developing a fictional true crime series set in the DC Universe.
variety.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
OK, honestly, this is an incredible idea and building it around Gisondo's Jimmy Olsen is brilliant variety.com/2025/tv/news...
for those of you rightly lamenting Disney and YouTube's ongoing spat: can I introduce you to the world of Getting A Damn Antenna
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
for those of you rightly lamenting Disney and YouTube's ongoing spat: can I introduce you to the world of Getting A Damn Antenna
man PREDATOR BADLANDS was a good one
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
man PREDATOR BADLANDS was a good one
these two! these two dummies! I love this
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
these two! these two dummies! I love this