Honestly yeah, "Steam Deck but with more juice" is an extremely compelling concept

<Me, an idiot> let me put this gigantic Alienware monstrosity with rounded edges into the backseat of the car and take it on a trip

I'd ask what this is in reference to but it's pretty clear: everything

if you can like...ignore or edit out the Spacey of it all

I feel like BD is still a kinda fun caper movie with some cool driving scenes at least

I actually forgot about that. boo on her for that

Anyway I thought the first movie was watchable but forgettable, a bog standard story elevated by an outstanding Jack Black performance and a terrific score* into something slightly more than it was, but I'll watch this somewhere down the line I'm sure

*which they were too cowardly to fully use

It is also very funny that one of the Safdies is Bowser Jr., that's kind of brilliant

whatever, Rosalina rules and Brie Larson is great so get that money, sister

they have also inadvertently underscored that Pratt is the weak link of these movies, he is fine but anyone else could do that voice

(FAST AND FURIOUS is like the one case where this isn't a joke)