Jeff Moen
@jeffmoen.bsky.social
dog guy, long-suffering Mariners fan, history major who accidentally became an engineer, occasional DIYer, former gifted kid, future bestselling mystery novelist (🤞)
I've watched 5 of the 7 movies in the Mystery 101 series on Hallmark and just found out that the last one apparently ends on a cliffhanger because they cancelled the series after the actress that plays Professor Amy Winslow left to go make movies for the knockoff Hallmark channel. This is awful
December 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I've watched 5 of the 7 movies in the Mystery 101 series on Hallmark and just found out that the last one apparently ends on a cliffhanger because they cancelled the series after the actress that plays Professor Amy Winslow left to go make movies for the knockoff Hallmark channel. This is awful
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Millennial Gray floors are out of control
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Millennial Gray floors are out of control
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It was probably just some teenagers who gave in to pier pressure
December 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It was probably just some teenagers who gave in to pier pressure
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Wow all that fast food has really caught up with Mac Tonight
December 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Wow all that fast food has really caught up with Mac Tonight
Well this is extremely unfortunate because LeBron is exactly one month older than me 😬
December 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Well this is extremely unfortunate because LeBron is exactly one month older than me 😬
I think about this a fair amount, and generally I'd want to be in a large city in a state with seasons and non-terrible politics, but I'd be willing to make some exceptions
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I think about this a fair amount, and generally I'd want to be in a large city in a state with seasons and non-terrible politics, but I'd be willing to make some exceptions
A '90s spinoff called Stranger Things I Hate About You
a spinoff called Perfect Stranger Things
December 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
A '90s spinoff called Stranger Things I Hate About You
Primetime Kirk Cousins (complimentary, somehow)
December 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Primetime Kirk Cousins (complimentary, somehow)
I think that's a catch
December 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I think that's a catch
Zane for the lead
a man in a tuxedo and a woman in a black dress are walking through a large room
Alt: Billy Zane on the set of Titanic
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Zane for the lead
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The Falcons don’t make me doubt the existence of God, but they do confirm my suspicion that He is a trickster
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The Falcons don’t make me doubt the existence of God, but they do confirm my suspicion that He is a trickster
Millennial Gray floors are out of control
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Millennial Gray floors are out of control
Stop Tweetin', Call Beacon
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Stop Tweetin', Call Beacon
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The Atlanta Falcons when it doesn't matter
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The Atlanta Falcons when it doesn't matter
Okay so the Falcons actually have a very good chance of getting to 8-9
December 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Okay so the Falcons actually have a very good chance of getting to 8-9
Kevin Bacon smiled and gave a slight nod as he and Kyra Sedgwick walked past me and my parents at my brother's college graduation
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Kevin Bacon smiled and gave a slight nod as he and Kyra Sedgwick walked past me and my parents at my brother's college graduation
Wow all that fast food has really caught up with Mac Tonight
December 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Wow all that fast food has really caught up with Mac Tonight
It was probably just some teenagers who gave in to pier pressure
December 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It was probably just some teenagers who gave in to pier pressure
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Mamdani has selected the Ninja Turtles' lair from TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze as the location for his swearing-in ceremony
turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Second_...
turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Second_...
December 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Mamdani has selected the Ninja Turtles' lair from TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze as the location for his swearing-in ceremony
turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Second_...
turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Second_...
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
I'm actually fine with this because if the Seahawks played Sunday night and lost that would be a pretty not fun way to end my vacation
December 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'm actually fine with this because if the Seahawks played Sunday night and lost that would be a pretty not fun way to end my vacation