Jeff Moen
@jeffmoen.bsky.social
dog dad to Toby, dog brother to Penny, Mariners fan, gardening enthusiast, occasional woodworker, engineer by trade (not the tech kind), aspiring mystery novelist, posting at you live from beautiful Wallingford
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Maybe the psychics should refocus their efforts on helping the James Bond writers, seems like they have more experience with ESPionage
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Maybe the psychics should refocus their efforts on helping the James Bond writers, seems like they have more experience with ESPionage
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When I stopped by this morning my mom had two surprises for me, one was a bag of Chex Mix I'd left behind when I stayed there the other week, but she also gave me *another* Christmas ornament, which my brother helped her order when she was visiting him using a picture of Toby she had on her phone ❤️
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When I stopped by this morning my mom had two surprises for me, one was a bag of Chex Mix I'd left behind when I stayed there the other week, but she also gave me *another* Christmas ornament, which my brother helped her order when she was visiting him using a picture of Toby she had on her phone ❤️
Angelus Borealis
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Angelus Borealis
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Is there an auroraball happening tonight?
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Is there an auroraball happening tonight?
(Zohran voice) Truly I need to stop
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
(Zohran voice) Truly I need to stop
We know what happens when you rely too much on DoorDash's model
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
We know what happens when you rely too much on DoorDash's model
Me, sad that it's cloudy here so I can't see the aurora borealis, but happy to see everyone else's amazing pictures of it
a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
ALT: a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Me, sad that it's cloudy here so I can't see the aurora borealis, but happy to see everyone else's amazing pictures of it
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Also today is Toby's birthday, which to be completely honest I forgot about last year (even though of the 2 dates listed in his adoption paperwork I picked 11/11 because I thought it'd be easy to remember), and I mainly focus on celebrating his adoptiversary instead, but we WILL be celebrating today
When I stopped by this morning my mom had two surprises for me, one was a bag of Chex Mix I'd left behind when I stayed there the other week, but she also gave me *another* Christmas ornament, which my brother helped her order when she was visiting him using a picture of Toby she had on her phone ❤️
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Also today is Toby's birthday, which to be completely honest I forgot about last year (even though of the 2 dates listed in his adoption paperwork I picked 11/11 because I thought it'd be easy to remember), and I mainly focus on celebrating his adoptiversary instead, but we WILL be celebrating today
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He's liking all our posts about Aaron Rodgers's wife
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
He's liking all our posts about Aaron Rodgers's wife
So he wouldn't trust Heathrow as far as he could throw it
Economist Doesn't Follow Signs At Heathrow: Proof The UK Is Failing?
A economist had a bad experience connecting at Heathrow, suggesting it's reflective of bigger issues in the UK. There's only one issue...
onemileatatime.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
So he wouldn't trust Heathrow as far as he could throw it
Also today is Toby's birthday, which to be completely honest I forgot about last year (even though of the 2 dates listed in his adoption paperwork I picked 11/11 because I thought it'd be easy to remember), and I mainly focus on celebrating his adoptiversary instead, but we WILL be celebrating today
When I stopped by this morning my mom had two surprises for me, one was a bag of Chex Mix I'd left behind when I stayed there the other week, but she also gave me *another* Christmas ornament, which my brother helped her order when she was visiting him using a picture of Toby she had on her phone ❤️
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Also today is Toby's birthday, which to be completely honest I forgot about last year (even though of the 2 dates listed in his adoption paperwork I picked 11/11 because I thought it'd be easy to remember), and I mainly focus on celebrating his adoptiversary instead, but we WILL be celebrating today
Sign at the hardware store said "Drop your letters to Santa in our gingerbread mailbox inside. Parents, be sure to ask about *elf* pickup," which is much more creative than my parents' strategy of letting us put ours in our mailbox and then waiting until we weren't looking to go back and get them
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Sign at the hardware store said "Drop your letters to Santa in our gingerbread mailbox inside. Parents, be sure to ask about *elf* pickup," which is much more creative than my parents' strategy of letting us put ours in our mailbox and then waiting until we weren't looking to go back and get them
When I stopped by this morning my mom had two surprises for me, one was a bag of Chex Mix I'd left behind when I stayed there the other week, but she also gave me *another* Christmas ornament, which my brother helped her order when she was visiting him using a picture of Toby she had on her phone ❤️
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When I stopped by this morning my mom had two surprises for me, one was a bag of Chex Mix I'd left behind when I stayed there the other week, but she also gave me *another* Christmas ornament, which my brother helped her order when she was visiting him using a picture of Toby she had on her phone ❤️
Maybe the psychics should refocus their efforts on helping the James Bond writers, seems like they have more experience with ESPionage
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Maybe the psychics should refocus their efforts on helping the James Bond writers, seems like they have more experience with ESPionage
And what's the deal with standards? It makes it sound like you have to stand for something. What if you want to lie down? Maybe they should be called "liards." It sounds kind of like liars, which in Bari Weiss's case, would be accurate.
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
And what's the deal with standards? It makes it sound like you have to stand for something. What if you want to lie down? Maybe they should be called "liards." It sounds kind of like liars, which in Bari Weiss's case, would be accurate.
Why on earth would Sirianni not kick the field goal there?
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Why on earth would Sirianni not kick the field goal there?
This game is doing wonders for the legacy of the Seahawks-Cardinals 6-6 tie in the annals of bad games
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This game is doing wonders for the legacy of the Seahawks-Cardinals 6-6 tie in the annals of bad games
All those years I searched the house looking for my parents' Christmas stash and now all I get is a Chris mustache
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
All those years I searched the house looking for my parents' Christmas stash and now all I get is a Chris mustache
Wanted to make sure to let my mom know that I am prominently featuring the ornament she just got me when she was in Chicago
![(texts with my mom)
[picture of my Christmas tree]
her: It's beautiful!
me: Thanks [picture of the ornament she got me from the Art Institute of Chicago]
her: Oh!!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bxvcbbzlykvqd463tueoviyf/bafkreifvgbahasn7kjlqqrwnxd4cdxeh5li2m7w5bmuvtjczyic2vjggli@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wanted to make sure to let my mom know that I am prominently featuring the ornament she just got me when she was in Chicago
He's liking all our posts about Aaron Rodgers's wife
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
He's liking all our posts about Aaron Rodgers's wife
What if I told you that you could just decide to put your Christmas tree up on November 10th and no one would stop you?
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What if I told you that you could just decide to put your Christmas tree up on November 10th and no one would stop you?
More pics from our walk this morning. I tried to get a good one of Toby in front a really pretty Japanese maple but he was transfixed by something down the street (probably a squirrel)
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
More pics from our walk this morning. I tried to get a good one of Toby in front a really pretty Japanese maple but he was transfixed by something down the street (probably a squirrel)
I feel like we've heard this before
Jedd Fisch affirms commitment to Huskies: ‘We love it at Washington’
With rumors swirling, Jedd Fisch addressed his status at Washington, publicly affirming his happiness on Montlake and dismissing reports linking him to other jobs.
www.seattletimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I feel like we've heard this before