Jeff Moen
@jeffmoen.bsky.social
dog guy, long-suffering Mariners fan, history major who accidentally became an engineer, occasional DIYer, former gifted kid, future bestselling mystery novelist (🤞)
Update: I did not in fact take them down today
It is now more than halfway through February and I have not yet taken down my Christmas lights (although I did unplug them last week), I feel like I should take advantage of the fact that it's not raining and take them down today, but it seems kind of unlikely that I will actually do it
February 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Update: I did not in fact take them down today
Who up Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Who Up Greatin' They Gatsby?
Who up eyreing they Jane?
February 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Who up Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
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That’s Dan❤️🩹🦅
Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.
February 16, 2026 at 1:55 AM
That’s Dan❤️🩹🦅
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So if while he's in Italy he falls in love with and marries a contessa, would that make her...
February 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
So if while he's in Italy he falls in love with and marries a contessa, would that make her...
🎶 Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin' 🎶
February 15, 2026 at 11:36 PM
🎶 Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin' 🎶
When you win the Daytona 500 during the NBA All-Star Game while they're interviewing Obama
February 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
When you win the Daytona 500 during the NBA All-Star Game while they're interviewing Obama
The guy from Roxy Music?
February 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
The guy from Roxy Music?
It is now more than halfway through February and I have not yet taken down my Christmas lights (although I did unplug them last week), I feel like I should take advantage of the fact that it's not raining and take them down today, but it seems kind of unlikely that I will actually do it
February 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
It is now more than halfway through February and I have not yet taken down my Christmas lights (although I did unplug them last week), I feel like I should take advantage of the fact that it's not raining and take them down today, but it seems kind of unlikely that I will actually do it
So if while he's in Italy he falls in love with and marries a contessa, would that make her...
February 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
So if while he's in Italy he falls in love with and marries a contessa, would that make her...
It's sunny and there's no mail today which means we can have the living room blinds open all day, in other words, Toby is absolutely thriving
February 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
It's sunny and there's no mail today which means we can have the living room blinds open all day, in other words, Toby is absolutely thriving
Aside from all the other things he gets wrong here, "Scotts" is the maker of Turf Builder
![extremely dumb and racist Elon Musk tweet:
"For a country to survive, there has to be a common culture.
Nobody dies to defend a "multicultural economic zone"!
American culture, with its English-Scotts[sic]-Irish origin, is great and worth fighting for.
Some may not realize it, but that's why people come here."
[a bunch of American flag emojis]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bxvcbbzlykvqd463tueoviyf/bafkreifx6d5txpzw5lvoj3q72fhummqjfcxstljrtbtcglkuog22q2einy@jpeg)
February 15, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Aside from all the other things he gets wrong here, "Scotts" is the maker of Turf Builder
Forgot to post this earlier but guess who spent the rest of the afternoon relaxing after we got back from our walk
February 15, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Forgot to post this earlier but guess who spent the rest of the afternoon relaxing after we got back from our walk
In addition to it being Valentine's Day, it is also my grandma's birthday, she would have been 109 today ❤️
February 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
In addition to it being Valentine's Day, it is also my grandma's birthday, she would have been 109 today ❤️
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Ten minutes earlier
February 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Ten minutes earlier
The Lloyd Noble Center after the game
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The Lloyd Noble Center after the game
"Oh my god, look, Stan, that popcorn machine is on fire!"
(makes a run for it)
(makes a run for it)
When you get prime seats for NBA All Star Saturday but you have to go with your boss
February 14, 2026 at 11:53 PM
"Oh my god, look, Stan, that popcorn machine is on fire!"
(makes a run for it)
(makes a run for it)
Toby: (insists that he wants to go for a walk)
5 minutes later:
5 minutes later:
February 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Toby: (insists that he wants to go for a walk)
5 minutes later:
5 minutes later:
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When you get prime seats for NBA All Star Saturday but you have to go with your boss
February 14, 2026 at 11:17 PM
When you get prime seats for NBA All Star Saturday but you have to go with your boss
Thank goodness the sprinklers put it out in a Jiffy
The popcorn machine fire caused a bit of a delay
February 14, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Thank goodness the sprinklers put it out in a Jiffy
In case anyone was worried that I've only eaten chocolate this week
February 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
In case anyone was worried that I've only eaten chocolate this week
The more I think about it this might be my favorite bit
February 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The more I think about it this might be my favorite bit
The 17-piece Russell Stover box I bought for myself 4 whole days ago sadly did not make it to Valentine's Day, but luckily my mom had this waiting for me when I stopped by this morning
February 14, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The 17-piece Russell Stover box I bought for myself 4 whole days ago sadly did not make it to Valentine's Day, but luckily my mom had this waiting for me when I stopped by this morning
Probably more like 80 times
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Probably more like 80 times
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30-50 feral hogs, as the prophecy foretold...
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
30-50 feral hogs, as the prophecy foretold...