katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
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idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
my entire brand of content online:
i hope the one (1) employee i could see in brickhouse is getting paid well considering he was the only person in there
January 8, 2026 at 1:47 AM
i hope the one (1) employee i could see in brickhouse is getting paid well considering he was the only person in there
also today while walking home from work i saw a cybertruck with a custom wrap advertising a cabinet company, WHY
January 7, 2026 at 11:29 PM
also today while walking home from work i saw a cybertruck with a custom wrap advertising a cabinet company, WHY
seeing a kristi noem deportation commercial right after the news reporting on the ICE shooting, we are in such a bleak timeline
January 7, 2026 at 11:28 PM
seeing a kristi noem deportation commercial right after the news reporting on the ICE shooting, we are in such a bleak timeline
still thinking about this
MY WORD
i have delilah on and tonight's "delilah dilemma" is from a woman who is in love with her step-brother, he got her pregnant, she miscarried, and now he thinks they need some time apart but she wants to know how to show him she's right for him
i have delilah on and tonight's "delilah dilemma" is from a woman who is in love with her step-brother, he got her pregnant, she miscarried, and now he thinks they need some time apart but she wants to know how to show him she's right for him
January 7, 2026 at 4:40 AM
still thinking about this
oops i did it again is playing during delilah’s show, which airs on a radio station that advertises playing a variety of songs from the 80s until now
this is making me feel old
this is making me feel old
January 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
oops i did it again is playing during delilah’s show, which airs on a radio station that advertises playing a variety of songs from the 80s until now
this is making me feel old
this is making me feel old
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
oh my god
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
oh my god
MY WORD
i have delilah on and tonight's "delilah dilemma" is from a woman who is in love with her step-brother, he got her pregnant, she miscarried, and now he thinks they need some time apart but she wants to know how to show him she's right for him
i have delilah on and tonight's "delilah dilemma" is from a woman who is in love with her step-brother, he got her pregnant, she miscarried, and now he thinks they need some time apart but she wants to know how to show him she's right for him
January 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
MY WORD
i have delilah on and tonight's "delilah dilemma" is from a woman who is in love with her step-brother, he got her pregnant, she miscarried, and now he thinks they need some time apart but she wants to know how to show him she's right for him
i have delilah on and tonight's "delilah dilemma" is from a woman who is in love with her step-brother, he got her pregnant, she miscarried, and now he thinks they need some time apart but she wants to know how to show him she's right for him
this woman has guessed wrong on three wheel of fortune puzzles tonight, yikes
January 7, 2026 at 12:52 AM
this woman has guessed wrong on three wheel of fortune puzzles tonight, yikes
wheel of fortune has really leaned into having ... eccentric contestants recently
January 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
wheel of fortune has really leaned into having ... eccentric contestants recently
quoth the raven: coach no more
BREAKING: The Ravens have fired head coach John Harbaugh, per source.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
January 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
quoth the raven: coach no more
i went to the bad site to look for something and neither of these were it but they do show you i have long been on-brand in all facets of my life
January 6, 2026 at 11:35 PM
i went to the bad site to look for something and neither of these were it but they do show you i have long been on-brand in all facets of my life
before the pandemic, christmas gifts my boss gave us included a kindle, a hydroflask, a commemorative cubs world series mini bat, a fancy charger, and a virtual reality viewer thing
since the pandemic, we've gotten harry & david towers
cool gifts are back this year, we got bluetooth speakers
since the pandemic, we've gotten harry & david towers
cool gifts are back this year, we got bluetooth speakers
January 6, 2026 at 11:25 PM
before the pandemic, christmas gifts my boss gave us included a kindle, a hydroflask, a commemorative cubs world series mini bat, a fancy charger, and a virtual reality viewer thing
since the pandemic, we've gotten harry & david towers
cool gifts are back this year, we got bluetooth speakers
since the pandemic, we've gotten harry & david towers
cool gifts are back this year, we got bluetooth speakers
my dad asked if i wanted pasta for lunch before i left today and i wasn't hungry, so i asked if i could take it for dinner
not only did he give me that, he gave me more homemade sauce to put in the freezer, some of the lemon cranberry bars i made, a doughnut, a wedge of brie, and crackers lol
not only did he give me that, he gave me more homemade sauce to put in the freezer, some of the lemon cranberry bars i made, a doughnut, a wedge of brie, and crackers lol
January 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
my dad asked if i wanted pasta for lunch before i left today and i wasn't hungry, so i asked if i could take it for dinner
not only did he give me that, he gave me more homemade sauce to put in the freezer, some of the lemon cranberry bars i made, a doughnut, a wedge of brie, and crackers lol
not only did he give me that, he gave me more homemade sauce to put in the freezer, some of the lemon cranberry bars i made, a doughnut, a wedge of brie, and crackers lol
i’ve broken two bones ever:
1) didn’t see a plastic bag on the floor in the dark, got my foot stuck in the handle, broke my big toe and almost tore a tendon in my foot, had to wear a walking boot for weeks
2) tripped over one of my brother’s toys, hit my foot on a baseboard, broke my fourth toe
1) didn’t see a plastic bag on the floor in the dark, got my foot stuck in the handle, broke my big toe and almost tore a tendon in my foot, had to wear a walking boot for weeks
2) tripped over one of my brother’s toys, hit my foot on a baseboard, broke my fourth toe
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 AM
i’ve broken two bones ever:
1) didn’t see a plastic bag on the floor in the dark, got my foot stuck in the handle, broke my big toe and almost tore a tendon in my foot, had to wear a walking boot for weeks
2) tripped over one of my brother’s toys, hit my foot on a baseboard, broke my fourth toe
1) didn’t see a plastic bag on the floor in the dark, got my foot stuck in the handle, broke my big toe and almost tore a tendon in my foot, had to wear a walking boot for weeks
2) tripped over one of my brother’s toys, hit my foot on a baseboard, broke my fourth toe
45 minutes and seven overstuffed bags of various sizes later, i’m done
January 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
45 minutes and seven overstuffed bags of various sizes later, i’m done
all day i kept thinking about how much time i had to pack and put stuff away in my room here and now it's 10:08 pm and i'm comfy reading in bed but i have to get up and do this stuff i didn't do before
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 AM
all day i kept thinking about how much time i had to pack and put stuff away in my room here and now it's 10:08 pm and i'm comfy reading in bed but i have to get up and do this stuff i didn't do before
my parents' dog has taken to barking by the stairs when he wants my dad to come get him after my dad has come upstairs to read/watch tv in bed at night. while we've been here, bentley has gone downstairs with my dad every time to help herd their dog up the stairs, it's very cute
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
my parents' dog has taken to barking by the stairs when he wants my dad to come get him after my dad has come upstairs to read/watch tv in bed at night. while we've been here, bentley has gone downstairs with my dad every time to help herd their dog up the stairs, it's very cute
monday scaries
(i have to go back to being an adult at my apartment tomorrow instead of an adult child at my parents' house)
(i have to go back to being an adult at my apartment tomorrow instead of an adult child at my parents' house)
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
monday scaries
(i have to go back to being an adult at my apartment tomorrow instead of an adult child at my parents' house)
(i have to go back to being an adult at my apartment tomorrow instead of an adult child at my parents' house)
“shoulda had a v8”
January 6, 2026 at 1:52 AM
“shoulda had a v8”
they’re calling it a mcfib
A new lawsuit claims McDonald's McRib name misleads customers into expecting rib meat, alleging the sandwich uses restructured pork instead.
McDonald's McRib Is Misleading Customers, According To A New Lawsuit - The Takeout
www.thetakeout.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
they’re calling it a mcfib
the can of diet coke i had this morning tasted off but i thought maybe it was just because it had been open for a while and got weird
i just opened another can and it also tastes off, how could my lifeblood do this to me
i just opened another can and it also tastes off, how could my lifeblood do this to me
January 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
the can of diet coke i had this morning tasted off but i thought maybe it was just because it had been open for a while and got weird
i just opened another can and it also tastes off, how could my lifeblood do this to me
i just opened another can and it also tastes off, how could my lifeblood do this to me