katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
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idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
my entire brand of content online:
eating a doughnut in bed at 11:53 pm ama
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 AM
eating a doughnut in bed at 11:53 pm ama
all-time “and then what happened?”
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 AM
all-time “and then what happened?”
that man’s instagram stories are about to be NEXT-LEVEL
Lane Kiffin shows up and LSU WBB suffers their first loss of the season and then his former team beats Georgia in the Playoff without him?
January 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
that man’s instagram stories are about to be NEXT-LEVEL
by the end of this we’re going to find out which qb/team jesus loves most, tough break for the other three
January 2, 2026 at 5:13 AM
by the end of this we’re going to find out which qb/team jesus loves most, tough break for the other three
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
Back-to-back on my timeline 🤪 @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social @brendandzw.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Back-to-back on my timeline 🤪 @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social @brendandzw.bsky.social
there’s unserious and then there’s whatever this is
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
there’s unserious and then there’s whatever this is
let this be a lesson for like the fifth time, men out there
i’ve used my power to get teams bounced from march madness and the college football playoff, ghost at your own risk
i’ve used my power to get teams bounced from march madness and the college football playoff, ghost at your own risk
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
let this be a lesson for like the fifth time, men out there
i’ve used my power to get teams bounced from march madness and the college football playoff, ghost at your own risk
i’ve used my power to get teams bounced from march madness and the college football playoff, ghost at your own risk
real close to an OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA! moment right there
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
real close to an OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA! moment right there
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
'tis the season for john mayer's "st. patrick's day," which is a thanksgiving song and a christmas song and a new year's song
St. Patrick's Day
YouTube video by John Mayer - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2024 at 5:22 AM
'tis the season for john mayer's "st. patrick's day," which is a thanksgiving song and a christmas song and a new year's song
me, every time a big/popular account on here likes/reposts something i said
a man singing into a microphone with the words hey look ma i made it
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words hey look ma i made it
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:29 AM
me, every time a big/popular account on here likes/reposts something i said
the booger sugar bowl
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
the booger sugar bowl
ick level 5000
January 2, 2026 at 3:39 AM
ick level 5000
honestly criminal that teams are not taking my very simple advice
At least with Coach @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social they would know to do the Get the 1st Down Running Play here.
Maybe Ole Miss would have been better off spiking the ball.
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
honestly criminal that teams are not taking my very simple advice
i’ve lost five-eight pounds in the past two months and apparently that’s enough to make me have to go down a size in jeans, based on the fact that i ordered six pairs in the size i was wearing and none of them fit
buying jeans remains a racket tbh
buying jeans remains a racket tbh
January 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
i’ve lost five-eight pounds in the past two months and apparently that’s enough to make me have to go down a size in jeans, based on the fact that i ordered six pairs in the size i was wearing and none of them fit
buying jeans remains a racket tbh
buying jeans remains a racket tbh
technically that’s two words but i’m here for it
January 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
technically that’s two words but i’m here for it
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
Do you know who else waxed Alabama today?
January 2, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Do you know who else waxed Alabama today?
you could say indiana … rose to the occasion
January 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
you could say indiana … rose to the occasion
watching this game with my cousin who went to alabama, my aunt and uncle, who are mainly cheering for alabama, my uncle’s mom, who is mainly cheering for alabama, my cousin, who went to indiana but doesn’t care about sports, and my mom, who is mainly cheering for indiana “because they’re never good”
January 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
watching this game with my cousin who went to alabama, my aunt and uncle, who are mainly cheering for alabama, my uncle’s mom, who is mainly cheering for alabama, my cousin, who went to indiana but doesn’t care about sports, and my mom, who is mainly cheering for indiana “because they’re never good”
2:05 am on new year's day morning and the skyline is pretty quiet, a lot of people can't hang with the night owls and it shows
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 AM
2:05 am on new year's day morning and the skyline is pretty quiet, a lot of people can't hang with the night owls and it shows
having the same thought i've had every new year's eve for like 18 years now, which is that once you reach a point in life where you're up past midnight every night, the whole "made it to midnight" thing for the new year kind of loses any significance
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 AM
having the same thought i've had every new year's eve for like 18 years now, which is that once you reach a point in life where you're up past midnight every night, the whole "made it to midnight" thing for the new year kind of loses any significance
it would appear that no champagne was purchased so instead of my customary domimosa tonight i will be having midnight diet coke i guess
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
it would appear that no champagne was purchased so instead of my customary domimosa tonight i will be having midnight diet coke i guess