katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
Pinned
idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
my entire brand of content online:
another facebook memory from today:
January 3, 2026 at 6:06 AM
another facebook memory from today:
facebook showed me this picture today and it’s one of my favorites of my sister and me but it wasn’t necessary to tell me this was 13 years ago
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 AM
facebook showed me this picture today and it’s one of my favorites of my sister and me but it wasn’t necessary to tell me this was 13 years ago
based on extensive google research (one instagram post), the next season of the food that built america is starting soon and i am ready to resume my one hour of suburban dad sunday night tv
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 AM
based on extensive google research (one instagram post), the next season of the food that built america is starting soon and i am ready to resume my one hour of suburban dad sunday night tv
and all you see
is where else you could be when you're at home
and out on the street
are so many possibilities to not be alone
is where else you could be when you're at home
and out on the street
are so many possibilities to not be alone
i think we should go back to the early/mid- 2000s trend of randomly posting song lyrics that could just be ones you like or could have some vaguely ~deep~ meaning for a current life situation
January 3, 2026 at 5:24 AM
and all you see
is where else you could be when you're at home
and out on the street
are so many possibilities to not be alone
is where else you could be when you're at home
and out on the street
are so many possibilities to not be alone
i started and intended to finish this puzzle before christmas but instead it becomes my first finished one for 2026
January 3, 2026 at 1:54 AM
i started and intended to finish this puzzle before christmas but instead it becomes my first finished one for 2026
it was just christmas eve and now it’s already the day after new year’s day? that can’t be right
January 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
it was just christmas eve and now it’s already the day after new year’s day? that can’t be right
eating a doughnut in bed at 11:53 pm ama
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 AM
eating a doughnut in bed at 11:53 pm ama
all-time “and then what happened?”
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 AM
all-time “and then what happened?”
that man’s instagram stories are about to be NEXT-LEVEL
Lane Kiffin shows up and LSU WBB suffers their first loss of the season and then his former team beats Georgia in the Playoff without him?
January 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
that man’s instagram stories are about to be NEXT-LEVEL
by the end of this we’re going to find out which qb/team jesus loves most, tough break for the other three
January 2, 2026 at 5:13 AM
by the end of this we’re going to find out which qb/team jesus loves most, tough break for the other three
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
Back-to-back on my timeline 🤪 @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social @brendandzw.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Back-to-back on my timeline 🤪 @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social @brendandzw.bsky.social
there’s unserious and then there’s whatever this is
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
there’s unserious and then there’s whatever this is
let this be a lesson for like the fifth time, men out there
i’ve used my power to get teams bounced from march madness and the college football playoff, ghost at your own risk
i’ve used my power to get teams bounced from march madness and the college football playoff, ghost at your own risk
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
let this be a lesson for like the fifth time, men out there
i’ve used my power to get teams bounced from march madness and the college football playoff, ghost at your own risk
i’ve used my power to get teams bounced from march madness and the college football playoff, ghost at your own risk
real close to an OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA! moment right there
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
real close to an OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA! moment right there
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
'tis the season for john mayer's "st. patrick's day," which is a thanksgiving song and a christmas song and a new year's song
St. Patrick's Day
YouTube video by John Mayer - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2024 at 5:22 AM
'tis the season for john mayer's "st. patrick's day," which is a thanksgiving song and a christmas song and a new year's song
me, every time a big/popular account on here likes/reposts something i said
a man singing into a microphone with the words hey look ma i made it
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words hey look ma i made it
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:29 AM
me, every time a big/popular account on here likes/reposts something i said
the booger sugar bowl
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
the booger sugar bowl
ick level 5000
January 2, 2026 at 3:39 AM
ick level 5000
honestly criminal that teams are not taking my very simple advice
At least with Coach @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social they would know to do the Get the 1st Down Running Play here.
Maybe Ole Miss would have been better off spiking the ball.
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
honestly criminal that teams are not taking my very simple advice
i’ve lost five-eight pounds in the past two months and apparently that’s enough to make me have to go down a size in jeans, based on the fact that i ordered six pairs in the size i was wearing and none of them fit
buying jeans remains a racket tbh
buying jeans remains a racket tbh
January 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
i’ve lost five-eight pounds in the past two months and apparently that’s enough to make me have to go down a size in jeans, based on the fact that i ordered six pairs in the size i was wearing and none of them fit
buying jeans remains a racket tbh
buying jeans remains a racket tbh
technically that’s two words but i’m here for it
January 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
technically that’s two words but i’m here for it