katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
Pinned
idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
my entire brand of content online:
the sky was showing off this morning
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
the sky was showing off this morning
lol and also lmao
hell yeah let’s party www.espn.com/college-foot...
Kelly files suit, says LSU seeking 'for cause' firing
In a legal filing Monday, Brian Kelly's attorneys say LSU has taken the position that it has not "formally terminated" Kelly as the Tigers' football coach and is now seeking to fire him "for cause" an...
www.espn.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
lol and also lmao
tonight on delilah’s show, an excited 22-year-old who just moved out on her own called in to dedicate a song to her mom, who she said she talks to every single day, is her best friend, and knows her better than anyone
the song that was played: josh groban’s version of happy xmas (war is over)
the song that was played: josh groban’s version of happy xmas (war is over)
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
tonight on delilah’s show, an excited 22-year-old who just moved out on her own called in to dedicate a song to her mom, who she said she talks to every single day, is her best friend, and knows her better than anyone
the song that was played: josh groban’s version of happy xmas (war is over)
the song that was played: josh groban’s version of happy xmas (war is over)
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
it snowed one time and they’re packing it in
News: Feds are said to be on their way out of Chicago in the near future. Via @jmetr22b.bsky.social and me www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/10/f...
Federal Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino and agents said to be leaving Chicago, sources say
Cmdr. Gregory Bovino was expected to depart Chicago within days, while most Border Patrol agents under this command would soon be redeployed elsewhere, three sources told the Tribune Monday.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it snowed one time and they’re packing it in
![text conversation with my sister:
“Oh no”
“This can't be good”
“Out of all the suburbs they want to move to [redacted]?????”
“should I tell him they can't because mom doesn't like him”
“Absolutely yes”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4isjfkemba6tshraqsj5vl3/bafkreicjgrly6roofeebigiagwmenx6t4kcrbgwuxaybdyj23cpxdauyry@jpeg)
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
hahahahahahahahahahaha
he texted this morning to ask if i had time to talk this week and i’ve been lazy about responding but he just texted to say “we” (meaning he and his wife i assume) have questions about my suburban hometown
WHY THO
WHY THO
lol i forgot to mention he also asked if he could call me sometime because it’s been forever
survey says:
survey says:
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
he texted this morning to ask if i had time to talk this week and i’ve been lazy about responding but he just texted to say “we” (meaning he and his wife i assume) have questions about my suburban hometown
WHY THO
WHY THO
i have to go back to real life (being an independent adult in my own apartment) tomorrow and i do not especially want to but i will be back home in two weeks ahead of thanksgiving so i will persevere
every time i come home, i’m convinced i could very easily slide back into my post-grad living at home life
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i have to go back to real life (being an independent adult in my own apartment) tomorrow and i do not especially want to but i will be back home in two weeks ahead of thanksgiving so i will persevere
lol this account just blocked me and i think that's good, actually
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
lol this account just blocked me and i think that's good, actually
concepts of a plan, etc.
Mike Johnson on the Republican healthcare plan: "We've got notebooks full of ideas."
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
concepts of a plan, etc.
have as may broadcasts as you want, nothing will ever bring back the magic that was #ginandjanet iykyk
they said on the abc7 morning news today that we’re still going to get the big dance number they do for the local broadcast too, what an embarrassment of riches (sarcastic)
"Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve" is hosting its first-ever Chicago countdown this year. blockclubchi.co/3LvmtWe
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
have as may broadcasts as you want, nothing will ever bring back the magic that was #ginandjanet iykyk
well yeah, that would be kfff you dummy
CHUCK SCHUMER: "New data came out today from KFF - and that is not Kentucky Fried French Fries ... the Kaiser Family Foundation"
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
well yeah, that would be kfff you dummy
they said on the abc7 morning news today that we’re still going to get the big dance number they do for the local broadcast too, what an embarrassment of riches (sarcastic)
"Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve" is hosting its first-ever Chicago countdown this year. blockclubchi.co/3LvmtWe
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
they said on the abc7 morning news today that we’re still going to get the big dance number they do for the local broadcast too, what an embarrassment of riches (sarcastic)
i missed that fox's pregame show is coming to wrigley for northwestern-michigan but i reject having portnoy in my neighborhood
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i missed that fox's pregame show is coming to wrigley for northwestern-michigan but i reject having portnoy in my neighborhood
hahahahahahahahahahaha
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
hahahahahahahahahahaha
the mcrib is back tomorrow, in case you're into that sort of thing
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
the mcrib is back tomorrow, in case you're into that sort of thing
thanks i hate it
being back in the 60s by the end of the week is gonna feel like summer
being back in the 60s by the end of the week is gonna feel like summer
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
thanks i hate it
being back in the 60s by the end of the week is gonna feel like summer
being back in the 60s by the end of the week is gonna feel like summer
@ senator durbin
thou misshapen Dick
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
@ senator durbin
this morning’s light dusting of snow had all gone away but now i see there is a heavier dusting outside
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
this morning’s light dusting of snow had all gone away but now i see there is a heavier dusting outside
this ain’t it, chuck
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
this ain’t it, chuck
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a jellyfish has more spine than chuck schumer
March 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
a jellyfish has more spine than chuck schumer