katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
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idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
my entire brand of content online:
wheel of fortune has really leaned into having ... eccentric contestants recently
January 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
wheel of fortune has really leaned into having ... eccentric contestants recently
quoth the raven: coach no more
BREAKING: The Ravens have fired head coach John Harbaugh, per source.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
January 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
quoth the raven: coach no more
i went to the bad site to look for something and neither of these were it but they do show you i have long been on-brand in all facets of my life
January 6, 2026 at 11:35 PM
i went to the bad site to look for something and neither of these were it but they do show you i have long been on-brand in all facets of my life
before the pandemic, christmas gifts my boss gave us included a kindle, a hydroflask, a commemorative cubs world series mini bat, a fancy charger, and a virtual reality viewer thing
since the pandemic, we've gotten harry & david towers
cool gifts are back this year, we got bluetooth speakers
since the pandemic, we've gotten harry & david towers
cool gifts are back this year, we got bluetooth speakers
January 6, 2026 at 11:25 PM
before the pandemic, christmas gifts my boss gave us included a kindle, a hydroflask, a commemorative cubs world series mini bat, a fancy charger, and a virtual reality viewer thing
since the pandemic, we've gotten harry & david towers
cool gifts are back this year, we got bluetooth speakers
since the pandemic, we've gotten harry & david towers
cool gifts are back this year, we got bluetooth speakers
my dad asked if i wanted pasta for lunch before i left today and i wasn't hungry, so i asked if i could take it for dinner
not only did he give me that, he gave me more homemade sauce to put in the freezer, some of the lemon cranberry bars i made, a doughnut, a wedge of brie, and crackers lol
not only did he give me that, he gave me more homemade sauce to put in the freezer, some of the lemon cranberry bars i made, a doughnut, a wedge of brie, and crackers lol
January 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
my dad asked if i wanted pasta for lunch before i left today and i wasn't hungry, so i asked if i could take it for dinner
not only did he give me that, he gave me more homemade sauce to put in the freezer, some of the lemon cranberry bars i made, a doughnut, a wedge of brie, and crackers lol
not only did he give me that, he gave me more homemade sauce to put in the freezer, some of the lemon cranberry bars i made, a doughnut, a wedge of brie, and crackers lol
i’ve broken two bones ever:
1) didn’t see a plastic bag on the floor in the dark, got my foot stuck in the handle, broke my big toe and almost tore a tendon in my foot, had to wear a walking boot for weeks
2) tripped over one of my brother’s toys, hit my foot on a baseboard, broke my fourth toe
1) didn’t see a plastic bag on the floor in the dark, got my foot stuck in the handle, broke my big toe and almost tore a tendon in my foot, had to wear a walking boot for weeks
2) tripped over one of my brother’s toys, hit my foot on a baseboard, broke my fourth toe
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 6, 2026 at 4:58 AM
i’ve broken two bones ever:
1) didn’t see a plastic bag on the floor in the dark, got my foot stuck in the handle, broke my big toe and almost tore a tendon in my foot, had to wear a walking boot for weeks
2) tripped over one of my brother’s toys, hit my foot on a baseboard, broke my fourth toe
1) didn’t see a plastic bag on the floor in the dark, got my foot stuck in the handle, broke my big toe and almost tore a tendon in my foot, had to wear a walking boot for weeks
2) tripped over one of my brother’s toys, hit my foot on a baseboard, broke my fourth toe
45 minutes and seven overstuffed bags of various sizes later, i’m done
January 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
45 minutes and seven overstuffed bags of various sizes later, i’m done
all day i kept thinking about how much time i had to pack and put stuff away in my room here and now it's 10:08 pm and i'm comfy reading in bed but i have to get up and do this stuff i didn't do before
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 AM
all day i kept thinking about how much time i had to pack and put stuff away in my room here and now it's 10:08 pm and i'm comfy reading in bed but i have to get up and do this stuff i didn't do before
my parents' dog has taken to barking by the stairs when he wants my dad to come get him after my dad has come upstairs to read/watch tv in bed at night. while we've been here, bentley has gone downstairs with my dad every time to help herd their dog up the stairs, it's very cute
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
my parents' dog has taken to barking by the stairs when he wants my dad to come get him after my dad has come upstairs to read/watch tv in bed at night. while we've been here, bentley has gone downstairs with my dad every time to help herd their dog up the stairs, it's very cute
monday scaries
(i have to go back to being an adult at my apartment tomorrow instead of an adult child at my parents' house)
(i have to go back to being an adult at my apartment tomorrow instead of an adult child at my parents' house)
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
monday scaries
(i have to go back to being an adult at my apartment tomorrow instead of an adult child at my parents' house)
(i have to go back to being an adult at my apartment tomorrow instead of an adult child at my parents' house)
“shoulda had a v8”
January 6, 2026 at 1:52 AM
“shoulda had a v8”
they’re calling it a mcfib
A new lawsuit claims McDonald's McRib name misleads customers into expecting rib meat, alleging the sandwich uses restructured pork instead.
McDonald's McRib Is Misleading Customers, According To A New Lawsuit - The Takeout
www.thetakeout.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
they’re calling it a mcfib
the can of diet coke i had this morning tasted off but i thought maybe it was just because it had been open for a while and got weird
i just opened another can and it also tastes off, how could my lifeblood do this to me
i just opened another can and it also tastes off, how could my lifeblood do this to me
January 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
the can of diet coke i had this morning tasted off but i thought maybe it was just because it had been open for a while and got weird
i just opened another can and it also tastes off, how could my lifeblood do this to me
i just opened another can and it also tastes off, how could my lifeblood do this to me
quoth the raven: couldn't score
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
quoth the raven: couldn't score
i was two months shy of my ninth birthday on the date of this list, i do remember hearing a lot of these on the radio but i also remember singing good riddance at an end of the year assembly in elementary school
The Billboard Modern Rock tracks from 30 years ago
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
i was two months shy of my ninth birthday on the date of this list, i do remember hearing a lot of these on the radio but i also remember singing good riddance at an end of the year assembly in elementary school
that play call was A Choice™
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
that play call was A Choice™
aaron rodgers stinks at football now and it brings me a lot of joy
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
aaron rodgers stinks at football now and it brings me a lot of joy
it's delilah time
first call i'm hearing tonight is a woman who moved to a new town, met a guy the first day she was there, and now they're very in love
stop ripping off hallmark, ma'am
first call i'm hearing tonight is a woman who moved to a new town, met a guy the first day she was there, and now they're very in love
stop ripping off hallmark, ma'am
January 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
it's delilah time
first call i'm hearing tonight is a woman who moved to a new town, met a guy the first day she was there, and now they're very in love
stop ripping off hallmark, ma'am
first call i'm hearing tonight is a woman who moved to a new town, met a guy the first day she was there, and now they're very in love
stop ripping off hallmark, ma'am
yes but they lost that game, my suggestion is to be good and score more points than the other team in literally every quarter of every game
They did that last week against the Niners
January 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
yes but they lost that game, my suggestion is to be good and score more points than the other team in literally every quarter of every game
imagine if the bears played all quarters like they play the fourth quarter
January 4, 2026 at 11:36 PM
imagine if the bears played all quarters like they play the fourth quarter
i loved when he was on the bears, he really knew how tarik havoc on the field
January 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
i loved when he was on the bears, he really knew how tarik havoc on the field
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
i know the weekend's not over yet but we pre-emptively need to add more time to it
January 4, 2026 at 7:18 AM
i know the weekend's not over yet but we pre-emptively need to add more time to it